We won’t judge Heston for having fun making big food

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I caught some of Heston Blumenthal’s fantastical food the other day.

Well, not literally caught as that would be rather messy. I watched his new show on television – bits of it.

What he created was amazing – a giant breakfast out of everything that it wasn’t (as in a massive egg made of yoghurt), and seemingly it was all very, very tasty.

However, Heston kept on mentioning that he was trying to change commuters’ attitude to breakfast, when clearly what he was doing was making a TV show about edible sculpture.

Don’t worry Heston, we won’t judge you for simply admitting that you are having fun making big food.

You really don’t need to have us believe that you’re aiming for a higher cause.