Where’s Wally? He’s over there with the rest of them

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STEVE CANAVAN: It was a lot of rattle over just a little roll

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Everywhere I go at the moment, I keep seeing people in fancy dress.

That’s fine when you’re somewhere like the Isle of Wight festival, where being kooky is acceptable.

But who goes to Wimbledon and thinks: ‘What this event calls for is a comedy outfit’?

The other thing I’ve noticed is that there’s a common theme cropping up.

Back in the day, me and my mates had a fondness for going out dressed like pupils from St Trinian’s.

Now I keep running into people dressed like Wally from the Where’s Wally books.

The sheer number of people in red and white stripey hats, jumpers and thick-rimmed glasses leads me to believe this is no coincidence.

If it’s a conspiracy to confuse me, it’s working.