While he’s in his shirtsleeves, I’m wearing three jumpers

Ian Brady

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If we get cold this winter, then put on a jumper. This is the advice from our prime minister who, I am quite sure, is sitting comfortably warm in Number 10.

I bet he doesn’t have the kind of draught issues the rest of us endure, particularly on the south coast with those fresh sea breezes and tornadoes howling in off the Solent.

While Mr Cameron’s probably in his shirtsleeves, I’m reading his words while wearing three jumpers – and that’s before his inane advice.

The people in my house are all mini-Michelin men. It’s the way that we have (literally) rolled for many years and probably will for many more.

And lucky us, as we’ll soon be paying even more of a fortune for the privilege of heating in our homes.

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