So Kate Middleton’s joined a gym to keep her figure for the royal wedding in April.
Wow. What sort of problem is she expecting?
She’s absolutely tiny and I hate to think what she’s imagining can happen to her in the period between now and then.
It’d have to be a pretty severe cake incident to make much difference to her skinny frame – and I guess no one’s told her that planning a wedding’s one of the most stressful things that you can do in life.
And that, as most women already know, stress = weight loss (which is why we are all drama queens in an attempt to sneak off a few calories).
Wouldn’t it be ace though if Kate decided to be like the rest of us and stuff her face from the wedding onwards?