With trousers dropped, my face was as red as my thigh

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It was like a scene out of Channel 4’s Embarrassing Bodies when I popped in to see the doctor on Monday.

I do worry and this lump had appeared high up on my inner thigh.

So off I went first thing. It was the first time I’d met our new female doctor.

I told her I thought it was a product of the Great South Run and we chatted a bit about it as she’s a keen runner.

She then asked if I was the man from the radio, so we spoke about that a bit as well.

Unlike TV, your face isn’t familiar but I suppose your name and voice are to many people.

Then we got to the moment when I had to drop my trousers. I tell you, my face went as red as my inner thigh!