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I’m pleased the football league season is finally over – and it’s not because there’s a Word Cup around the corner, or because Pompey had a pretty dire time.

It’s all to do with the Fantasy Football League me and my friends take part in and what happens to the person who finishes bottom of the league.

Winner of the wooden spoon has to have a photo of themselves wearing a Southampton shirt and use it as their Twitter and Facebook profile picture for two weeks.

All good fun until you fall into bottom place in the penultimate week of the season!

Sleepless nights ensued. But now it’s all over, I’ve escaped.

Not so my friend – his photo has now been posted!