What's On from Friday, March 10 to Thursday, March 16

TODAY (Friday, March 10)

DANCING

EASTNEY: Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 11.30am-12.30pm. FiftyFifty. Creative dance for people aged 50 and above. (023) 92468610.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Paintings by Tracey Stephens. Free. Call (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Discovery Centre, Walpole Rd. 10am-5pm. Royal Blood: Births, Battles and Beheadings. Celebrating Hampshire’s royal history with costumes and artefacts. Free. hants.gov.uk/gosport-gallery.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. A WW1 centenary project incorporating film, drawing and sound. Free. (023) 9247 2700.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No6 Cinema, Historic Dockyard. 7pm. Prevenge (15). 07435 029 408 / no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St, PO9 1BS. 8pm. Songs for the End of the World. Starring Dom Coyote and his band the Bloodmoneys in a part-gig, part-play, part-apocalypse like no other. £12.50, concessions £11.25. Suitable for ages 12 and above. (023) 9247 2700 / thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Golden Eagle, Delamere Rd. 9pm. The Business. Rock covers band. facebook.com/GoldenEagleSouthsea.

SOUTHSEA: RMA Tavern, 58 Cromwell Rd. 7pm. Spike’s Leg-Endary Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. Exactly what it says on the tin: all vinyl and all rock. (023) 9282 0896 / rmatavern.co.uk.

MARKETS

STUBBINGTON: Library, Stubbington Ln. 9am-12pm. Country Market. Home-made Cakes, savouries, dairy and gluten free products, crafts, flowers, fruit and vegetables.

STAGE

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 7.30pm. The University of Portsmouth Dramatic & Musical Society presents The Pirates of Penzance. Operetta by Gilbert & Sullivan, complete with full orchestra. (023) 9264 9000.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Rd. 7.30pm. Cirque de Glace. Dazzling ice dance from the Russian Ice Stars with the world of Cirque. (023) 9282 8282 / kingsportsmouth.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Ln. 7.30pm. Let’s Erupt Together: Volcanoes and their Effects. The Hampshire Astronomical Group presents talk from Michael Maunder on why volcanoes matter to astronomers. Non-members £3. [email protected].

SOUTHSEA: Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esp. 10.30am. Seafront group walk. Suitable for all. (023) 9268 8390.

TOMORROW (Saturday, March 11)

COFFEE

WATERLOOVILLE: Patrick Howard Dobson Ct, Milton Rd. 10am-12pm. Lovedean and District Royal British Legion Women’s Section. Bring and buy, cake stall, tombola and raffle in aid of RBL Women’s Section Benevolent Fund.

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 8pm. Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club. Featuring Nick Doody, Bobby Mair, Chris Washington and compere Damion Larkin. £18. 0844 847 2362 / portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Rd. 7.30pm. Portsmouth Choral Union presents Confitebor Tibi, Domine. Conducted by David Gostick with Southern Pro Musica. £14. (023) 9282 2227.

DANCING

EASTNEY: Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 9am -2.30pm. The Theatre School. Classes in Ballet, tap, modern and jazz dancing for children aged two and above. Adult tap classes. (023) 9287 4777.

EVENTS

DRAYTON: Church of the Resurrection. 2-4pm. Build @Church. A space for families to respond to stories from the Bible and pray using Lego and Duplo bricks. farlingtonparish.co.uk/buildatchurch / (023) 9275 4130.

GOSPORT: Abbeyfield, Privett Rd. 2-4pm. Bargain sale. Second-hand clothes, ornaments and more. 07968 899 805.

HORNDEAN: Jubilee Hall, Catherington Ln. 7-10pm. Horndean Parish Twinning Association Quiz Night. Optional supper. £4 for quiz only, £10 for quiz and meal. Bring your own drinks and glasses. (023) 9259 4938.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 12-3.30pm. Paintings by Tracey Stephens. Free. Call (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Discovery Centre, Walpole Rd. 10am-5pm. Royal Blood: Births, Battles and Beheadings. Celebrating Hampshire’s royal history with costumes and artefacts. Free. hants.gov.uk/gosport-gallery.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. A WW1 centenary project incorporating film, drawing and sound. Free. (023) 9247 2700.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No6 Cinema, Historic Dockyard. 7pm. Hacksaw Ridge (15). 07435 029 408 / no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Rifle Club, Goldsmith Ave. 7.30pm. UK Ramones. The UK’s number one Ramones tribute, support from Deviant Heart. £5. (023) 9229 1198.

SOUTHSEA: Golden Eagle, Delamere Rd. 9pm. Last Echo. Rock covers band. facebook.com/GoldenEagleSouthsea.

southsea: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Rd. 8pm. The Strangers. Quirky three-piece with Ron Truman Border. (023) 9282 0896 / rmatavern.co.uk for more information

STAGE

PETERSFIELD: Festival Hall, Heath Road, GU31 4EA: 7.00pm. Curtain Up! Productions presents Murder and Misdemeanour. Regency-themed murder mystery evening to mark the bi-centenary of Jane Austen’s death. £18, including dinner, £64 for four guests. (023) 9225 3558.

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 2.30 / 7.30pm. The Pirates of Penzance. See today

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Rd. 2.30 / 7.30pm. Cirque de Glace. See today.

WALKS & TALKS

HILSEA: Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido. 10.30am. Group walk. Flat, paved route along the foreshore footpath to the Mountbatten Centre and back. (023) 9284 1762.

PORTSMOUTH: Royal Naval Club & Royal Albert Yacht Club, Pembroke Rd. 2pm. Society for Nautical Research presents Pioneers to Professionals – Women and the Royal Navy. Talk by Victoria Ingles NMRN. (023) 9283 1461.

WORKSHOPS

COSHAM: 83 Medina Rd. 2.30-4.30pm. JCPF Encaustic Art Workshop. £30, members £25.

HAVANT: Making Space, Bishopstoke Road. 10am-3pm. Steven Follen Creative Workshop. Exploring the potentials of 3D drawing using wire. £72, includes material and tools. makingspace.org.

SUNDAY, MARCH 12

DANCING

PARK GATE: Royal British Legion, Brook Ln. 7.30-10.30pm. Country & Western dance. £6.50, members £5. Bar and raffle. 01329 519 765.

EVENTS

HAVANT: Calvary Chapel,Barncroft Primary School, Park Ln. 10.30am-12.30pm. Worship And The Word. Service of encouragement and worship, with fellowship and refreshments. Sunday school and creche available. 07879 130 499 / calvaryportsmouth.co.uk/sunday-mornings.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 12-3.30pm. Paintings by Tracey Stephens. Free. Call (023) 9238 7284.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Old Barn, Milton Rd. 8pm. Trash Arts presents Skinny Milk. With Allegory, The Stayawakes, and Drainz. £5. trasharts.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Rd. 7pm-12am. Broken-mic night, hosted by Jay Groovara. (023) 9282 0896 / rmatavern.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Auckland Arms, Netley Rd. 8-10.30pm. Milton James Hot Four. Traditional jazz band. Free.

MARKETS

CHICHESTER: Westgate Centre. 10.30am-4pm. Antique and Collectors Fair. Wide variety of antiques and collectables, including china, glass, gold and silver, art deco, jewellery, small furniture and much more. £1.50. 07747 604541 / emmottpromotions.co.uk.

eastoke: Community Hall, Wheatlands Ave. 10am-3pm. Car boot sale. Free. Table rental £8, £6 if you bring your own. (023) 9246 5263.

STAGE

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Rd. 2.30pm. Cirque de Glace. See today.

WALKS & TALKS

MILTON: Good Companion, Moorings Way. 2.30pm. Milton Foreshore group walk. Brisk walk through uneven footpaths to the shore. (023) 9284 1762.

MONDAY, MARCH 13

COFFEE

NORTH END: Baptist Church, Powerscourt Rd. 10am-12pm. Copnor Coffee Club. Come along for a chat and a cup of tea and meet new people. (023) 9268 8390.

DANCING

CROFTON: Community Centre, Stubbington Ln. 6.30-7.30pm. Dancin’ Fit. £4. 07979 800 299.

EASTNEY: Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 9.30-10.15am. Diddi Dance. For children aged 18 months to four years. Exploring 16 different styles. 07767 702 444 / diddidance.com.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Hall, Bury Rd. 1.30-4pm. Tea dance. £2.50, includes tea and biscuits.

HAYLING ISLAND: Community Centre, Station Rd. 7-8pm. Ballroom and latin absolute beginners class. £6. 07505 191 596 / dancerevival.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Baptist Church Hall, Devonshire Ave. 7.30-9.30pm. Ballroom and latin dance classes with Instep Dance Club. £5 per session, £6 for two sessions per person/evening. 07722 040 483.

EVENTS

BUCKLAND: Community Centre, Malins Rd. 7.30pm. JCPF Mediumship and Healing Demonstration. £5. (023) 9269 3169.

COSHAM: Library, Spur Rd. 10am-12pm / 2-4pm. Cosham Craft Group. Get creative and meet new people. (023) 9268 8390.

COWPLAIN: Borrow Centre, London Rd. 1.30-3.30pm. Relax with art, colouring, knitting, embroidery and more. £2.50. (023) 9261 5916.

PORTCHESTER: Community Association, 28 West St. 1-3pm. Spiritual Healing Clinic. Free. 07586 887 181.

SOUTHSEA: St John’s College, Grove Rd South. 6.30pm. St John’s Politics Society. Guest speaker Rt Hon Nicky Morgan MP. Free.

SOUTHSEA: Library, Palmerston Road. 2-4pm. Relax with colouring. Beat stress and aid relaxation. Drop-in, all materials are provided.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Irene Usher and Kay Le Poidevin. See Sunday.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. See today.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 9am-5pm. The Isle of Wight Festival – 1968, 1969, 1970. Images of artists, fans, and backstage drama from some of the greatest music gatherings of all time. £3. (023) 9387 0200.

WALKS & TALKS

FRATTON: Bridge Centre. 10.30am. Victoria Park group walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly. (023) 9268 8390.

NORTH END: Learning Place, Derby Rd. 12.15pm. Moderate walk to Stamshaw Foreshore. Not suitable for buggies or wheelchairs. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier-to-pier walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: Canoe Lake memorial. 1pm. Slow, 30-minute group walk. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, MARCH 14

CONCERTS

COSHAM: Baptist Church, Havant Rd. Cosham Keyboard and Music Club presents Pete Shaw playing easy listening music for all to enjoy. Non-members £5. (023) 9237 6313.

DANCING

LEE-ON-SOLENT: Community Centre, Twyford Dr. 9.30-10.30am. Dancin’ Fit. £4. 07979 800 299.

PORTSMOUTH: The Box, Commercial Rd. 6.30-7.30pm. Jedha Fit Street Dance Class. High intensity training for all abilities and fitness levels.

TITCHFIELD: Community Centre, Mill St. 1.30-4pm. Tea dance. £2.

EVENTS

HAVANT: St Francis Church, Riders Ln. 7.30-9.30pm. Staunton Park Genealogy Group meeting. thestauntoninfo.org.

HAVANT: Avenue Lawn Tennis and Squash Club. 7pm. Bridge club. Beginners welcome but some experience necessary. No need to bring a partner. 01243 372 718.

HAVANT: St Faith’s Church Hall, The Pallant. 7.30-9.30pm. Solent Male Voice Choir rehearsal. (023) 9245 3634 / solentmalevoicechoir.org.

HILSEA: Howard Road Community Centre. 10.30am-12.30pm. Hilsea Social Group. Come along to meet new people. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 1.30-3.30pm. Variety Club. £2.

SOUTHSEA: The White Horse, Southsea Terrace. 2-4pm. Southsea Seniors. Come along to meet new people. (023) 9268 8390.

TITCHFIELD: Community Centre, Mill St. 9.30am. Titchfield Abbey WI meeting. Meet other members to find out about our activities including book clubs, gardening club, and crafts.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Irene Usher and Kay Le Poidevin. See Sunday.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. See today.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 9am-5pm. The Isle of Wight Festival – 1968, 1969, 1970. See Monday.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Rd. 7.30pm. Fareham Musical Society presents Annie. Includes unforgettable songs such as Hard Knock Life and Tomorrow. 01329 231942 / fernehamhall.co.uk

WALKS & TALKS

ALVERSTOKE: Brodrick Hall, Clayhall Rd. 7.30-9.30pm. Scrap Happy Quilters. Talk by Shelly Faulkner about Long Arm Quilting. Non-members £3.50. 01329 231 790.

BUCKLAND: Community Centre, Malins Rd. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore group walk with views of Portchester Castle. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: Civic Offices, Guildhall Sq. 12.15pm. Lunchtime group walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: St Swithun’s Church Hall, Waverley Rd. 2.30-4.30pm. The Dickens Fellowship presents Locksmith and Barnaby Rudge and On. Talk by Eileen Norris. Members free. Non-members £1. (023) 9266 4205.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15

DANCING

CROFTON: Community Centre, Stubbington Ln. 7-8pm. Dancin’ Fit. £4. 07979 800 299.

SARISBURY GREEN: Community Centre, The Green. 8-10pm. 50/50 ballroom and sequence dancing. £2.50. 01489 573 114.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel. 1-4pm. Social dancing. Music by Steve Kingsley. Chance to win Sunday lunch for two. £4.50. (023) 9273 1281.

EVENTS

CATHERINGTON: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Horndean Camera Club meeting.Speakers, competitions, and home evenings where members show their photography skills. horndeancameraclub.org.uk

LEE-ON-SOLENT: Methodist Church Hall, High St. 9am-12.30pm. Community Table Top and Craft Sale. £6 to book 6ft table, £5 for 5ft table. Admission free. (023) 9255 1706 / leeresidents.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Rd. 12pm. Mass and Charity Lunch. In aid of the Bishop’s Lent Appeal. (023) 9281 4444.

PORTSMOUTH: Central Library, Civic Centre. 10am-3pm. Sight Loss Equipment and Information Day. 02380 646380.

SOUTHSEA: St John’s College, Grove Rd South. 7.30pm. St John’s Politics Society. Guest speaker Andrew Harrop. Free.

SOUTHSEA: Church of the Holy Spirit, Fawcett Rd. 2-4pm. The Natterjacks. Come along for a cup of tea and meet new people. (023) 9268 8390.

EXHIBITIONS

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. See today.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 9am-5pm. The Isle of Wight Festival – 1968, 1969, 1970. See Monday.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Rd. 8pm. Broadside Folk Club. Acoustic singaround.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre, Kent St. 7.30pm. Forty Shades Green Meets Country Roads. A musical journey over to Ireland and the USA from the comfort of your seat. £15. (023) 9273 7370 / groundlings.co.uk.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Rd. 7.30pm. Fareham Musical Society presents Annie. See Tuesday.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 7.30pm. HumDrum presents After Magritte / The Real Inspector Hound. Two one-act plays by Tom Stoppard. £10, concessions £9. (023) 9247 2700 / thespring.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

ELSON: Library, Chantry Rd. 7-9pm. The Pompey Pals: Ypres 1917. Listen to the role played by the Pompey Pals Battalions during the course of 1917 and the story of the local men involved. £4, booking essential. (023) 9252 4608 / habts.gov.uk/shop.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Group walk with views of the Spinnaker Tower. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: UoP Portland Building, Portland St. 6-7pm. The Pill to Prozac: Pollution to Parasites. Inaugural lecture by biology professor Alex Ford on how aquatic parasites have both helped and hindered the search for scientific answers. Free, book in advance at alexford15mar2017.eventbrite.co.uk.

BAFFINS: Stacey Centre, Walsall Rd. 10.30am. Baffins Pond / Milton Foreshore walk. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: Canoe Lake Cafe. 10.30am.Canoe Lake/Southsea seafront group walk. (023) 9268 8390.

WORKSHOPS

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex, Gunwharf Quays. 11am-12pm. Mini makers. A world of creativity for children aged five and below. £3 per child. (023) 9277 8080.

THURSDAY, MARCH 16

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Rd. 7.30pm. Royal Marine School of Music. Last of the Winter series. (023) 9281 4444.

DANCING

ALVERSTOKE: Alverbank Hotel. 8-11pm. Salsa class. Beginners’ and improvers’ lessons, group dances and more with Salsa Synergy UK. £6. 07979 800 299.

EASTNEY: Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 4.15-6.15pm. Abstract Dance and Performing Arts. Street and commercial dance for children aged five to 11 years. 07708 720711 / AbstractDPA.com.

WATERLOOVILLE: St Wilfrid’s Church Hall, Padnell Rd. 7-8pm / 8-9pm. Ballroom and latin beginners class. 07505 191 596 / dancerevival.co.uk.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Library, Spur Rd. 2-4pm. Relax with colouring. Beat stress and aid relaxation. Drop-in, all materials provided. (023) 9268 8259.

COPNOR: Stacey Centre, Walsall Road. 11.30am-1.30pm. Lunch Club. Fresh, two-course lunch and entertainment. £5. (023) 9261 7890.

NORTH END: Learning Place, Derby Road. 10am-12pm. North End Allsorts. Come along to meet new people. 023 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: Community Centre. 9.30-11am. Teeny Tots Freeflow Play Session. £2.50 per family, includes refreshments.

SOUTHSEA: Golden Eagle, Delamere Rd. 8.30pm. Quiz Night. Visit Facebook.com/GoldenEagleSouthsea.

SOUTHSEA: St. James’ Church Hall, Milton Rd. 11am. Singercise. A fun fitness session for older and disabled people. £2.50. 07754 528 814.

SOUTHSEA: Trinity Methodist Church, Albert Rd. 10am-12pm. Thursday Chat and Tea Club. Come along to meet new people. 023 9268 8390.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: League of Friends Coffee Shop, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Irene Usher and Kay Le Poidevin. See Sunday.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 10am-5.30pm. Cicatrix – The Scar of a Healed Wound. See today.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 9am-5pm. The Isle of Wight Festival – 1968, 1969, 1970. See Monday.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No6 Cinema, Historic Dockyard. 4.15pm. La La Land (12A).07435 029 408 / no6cinema.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No6 Cinema, Historic Dockyard. 7.15pm. Denial (15). 07435 029 408 / no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

SOUTHSEA: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Rd. 7pm. Broken-mic night, hosted by Jay Groovara. (023) 9282 0896 / rmatavern.co.uk.

MARKETS

EMSWORTH: Baptist Church Hall, North St. 10am-12pm. Country Market. With cakes, savouries, preserves, fresh meat, eggs, plants and crafts.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, PO7 7EH. 9.30-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs, crafts, cards, jewellery, woodwork, plants, cakes, preserves, honey and used books.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Rd. 7.30pm. Fareham Musical Society presents Annie. See Tuesday.

HAVANT: The Spring Arts & Heritage Centre, East St. 7.30pm. HumDrum presents After Magritte / The Real Inspector Hound. See Thursday.

CROFTON: Community Centre, Stubbington Ln. 8pm. The Lee Players present Deborah’s Party. Farce by Geoff Bamber. £9. 01329 662 128.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road, PO5 2QJ. 7.30pm. CCADS presents Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. From £12.50. (023) 9282 8282 / kingsportsmouth.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

HILSEA: Scott Road car park. 10.30am. Hilsea Lines group walk. (023) 9268 8390.

HILSEA: Mountbatten Centre entrance of Alexandra Park. 6.30pm. Group walk up to Hilsea Lido and back. (023) 9284 1762.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm. Artist Talk. Seminar from director Joanne Bushnell, discussing the Gallery’s recent history of exhibitions and artist support. £3. aspex.org.uk.

WORKSHOPS

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall. 3.45pm. Recharge Singing Workshops for 55+. No auditions required. £3. (023) 9387 0193 / [email protected].

ADVERTISE YOUR EVENT

If you are holding an event between Friday, March 17 and Thursday, March 23 and would like to advertise it free in the Listings Guide, e-mail all details to [email protected] by Tuesday, March 14.