The goalkeeping ace suffered the indignity of a ride home in a clapped-out Only Fools And Horses-style Reliant Robin.
The creaking motor, in Pompey blue, is a world away from the keeper's usual eco-friendly rapeseed-oil converted Chrysler, and just to rub salt in the wounds, has been fitted with a loudspeaker on the roof which belts out animal noises.
Never mind David, this time next year you'll be a millionaire!

David James behind the wheel of the Reliant Robin. PICTURE: Robin Jones
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