What’s On for Friday April 27, 2012

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

TODAY

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA, Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 10pm-3am. Ram: Breakneck // Concrete // Subliminal. Main room (drum n bass/ dubstep/ house): Wilkinson; The Others; Charge; plus Concrete DJS. Edge of the Wedge hosted by Subliminal. Admission £8. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH, Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra in concert. Performing works by Stravinsky, Prokofiev, and Tchaikovsky. Conductor: Kirill Karabits. Soloist: Truls Mørk (cello). Pre-concert talk at 6.40pm. Admission £13-£23. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

DANCING

PORTSMOUTH, Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission £2.50. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

GOSPORT, Discovery Centre, High Street. 10.30am-1:00pm. Art Club. Whether you’re a beginner or an old pro, come along to our daytime art club and share your passion for art and exchange tips - just turn up. Admission free

PORTSMOUTH, City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10.30am. Gallery Tour: A Tale of One City. Gain further insight into the exhibition with the museum’s specialist staff. Admission £3, concs. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH, Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission £5-£8

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM, B Level coffee shop, QA Hospital. 10-4 Mon-Fri, 2-4 Sat-Sun. Belinda acrylics, flowers and pets.

COSHAM, Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm, Mon-Fri; 1pm-5pm, Sat-Sun. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Bob Read and also the Wallington Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT, Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. The Way of the Warrior. Arms and armour from epic movies! Includes replica arms and armour that can be handled and worn. (023) 9250 1957, hants.gov.uk/gdc.

PORTCHESTER, Health Centre/Library Foyer, West Street. 10am-5pm. Portchester Past and Present. An exhibition of photographs presented by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH, Aspex Gallery 2, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm-8pm. New Creatives. A showcase of creative works by young people from seven local FE and Sixth Form colleges. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH, City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm (closed Mondays). No Place Like Pompey. An exhibition looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk. On all week.

PORTSMOUTH, City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm (not Mondays). Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth. . (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk. On all week.

PORTSMOUTH, City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm (closed Mondays). The Arthur Conan Doyle Collection, Richard Lancelyn Green’s Bequest. . (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk. On all week.

PORTSMOUTH, Royal Marines Museum, Eastney Esplanade. 10am-5pm. Shoulder to Shoulder. An exhibition of 100 photos from the front line. (023) 9281 9385, royalmarinesmuseum.co.uk. On all week.

GIGS

EMSWORTH, Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. Lynchpin.

FAREHAM, Bird in Hand, Gosport Road. Tangerine Tantrum.

FAREHAM, Hill Park MWM Club. Aurora Video Disco.

GOSPORT, Oliver’s Bar, Stoke Road. 8pm-midnight. Northern Soul Night. All welcome

HAVANT, Wheelwrights, Emsworth Road. 8.45pm. The Trevor John Band. . (023) 9248 3365.

PORTSMOUTH, Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 8.30pm-11pm. Mucky Fingers.

PORTSMOUTH, Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Juan Zelada. Plus special guests. Admission £6 in advance, £7 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH, RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8:30pm til late. Spike’s Legendary Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. . (023) 9282 0896 .

PORTSMOUTH, Alma Arms, Highland Road, Eastney. 8pm-late. Karaoke with Chris. . 07746 725 948.

ROWLANDS CASTLE, Fountain Inn, The Green. 8.30pm. Nothing Yet. . (023) 9241 2291.

SOUTHAMPTON, The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Jean Genie. . Admission £10 advance, £12 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA, The Rifle Club, Goldsmith Avenue. It Must Be Madness. Plus DJ Rob. Admission £5. (023) 9235 5245.

SOUTHSEA, The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Johnny Bower. Acoustic covers/ originals. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA, Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm. Road To Blissfields. . (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER, Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya. Translated by Michael Frayn and starring Roger Allam, Dervla Kirwan and Timothy West. Admission £29.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER, Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. The Way of the World. Comedy by William Congreve, starring Penelope Keith. Admission £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM, Millennium Hall, HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane. 7.30pm. Frankenstein. A thriller/drama by Philip Pullman, presented by Collingwood RSC. Admission £6. 07502 037 922 for tickets.

FAREHAM, Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 5pm, 8pm. The Chinese State Circus. Showcasing the best in entertainment. Admission £22.50, concs. (01329) 231942.

GOSPORT, David Bogue Hall, St Andrew’s Road (PO12 1QA). 7.45pm. Down The Lane. A revue featuring shows premiered at Drury Lane Theatre, presented by Gosport Musical Theatre Productions. Admission £7, concs. (023) 9258 4832.

HAMBLEDON, Village Hall, West Street. 8pm. Flare Path. A play by Terrence Rattigan, presented by the Hambledon Arts Society Drama Group. Admission £5. (023) 9263 2907.

HAVANT, The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Cymbeline. By William Shakespeare, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOBERTON, Soberton Village Hall, School Hill (SO32 3PF). 7.30pm. Lord Arthur Saville’s Crime. A play by Constance Cox, based on the short story by Oscar Wilde, presented by Soberton Players. Admission £6, concs. (01489) 878724.

SOUTHAMPTON, Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 5pm, 8.30pm. Dirty Dancing. The classic story on stage. Admission £19.50-£48.50, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA, Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Presented by the South Downe Musical Society. Admission £11-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD, St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Bouncers and Shakers. A special John Godber double bill. Admission £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH, meet second car park at Farlington Marshes, Eastern Road. 10.30am. Farlington Marshes Walk. Sturdy shoes for this walk across farmland and exposed open footpaths around the marshes. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA, meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TOMORROW

CHURCH SERVICES

PORTSMOUTH, St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 10am. Syrian Orthadox Church in Europe Service. The Syrian Orthodox Church in Europe Community meet for the Liturgy

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA, Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm. Club NME DJs. . Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

HAYLING ISLAND, St Mary’s Church, Church Road. 7.30pm. Hayling Island Choir Diamond Jubilee Concert. Programme includes music from the Queen’s coronation and the wedding of the William and Kate. Tickets, £8, available from Inspire, 28, Mengham Road, Hayling Island, or on the door

OLD PORTSMOUTH, The Michael Nott Rotunda, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 7.30pm. Portsmouth Music Club Concert. Featuring the Portsmouth District Composers Association. Visitors and new members warmly welcomed. Admission £7 visitors, £6 members. portsmouthmusicclub.org.uk.

DANCING

COSHAM, Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm for 8pm-11pm. Club-50 Disco. Golden oldies and disco classics. With Denis Kaye. All welcome. Admission £4 members, £5 guests. (023) 9225 1958 or club-50.co.uk.

WICKHAM, Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Ballroom Dance. . Admission £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

FAREHAM, Highland Hub, 103, Highland Road (PO15 6HZ). 10am-midday. Coffee/ Tea/ Cake Open Morning. A get together of people who want to support the Hampshire and Isle of Wight Air Ambulance Charity. (01489) 559322.

HAVANT, The Spring, East Street. 10.30am. Storytelling for Children: Silly Stories. Hear about a magical world full of faraway places and silly stories. Become involved and join in with the actions. For ages four to seven years. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAVANT, meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. Cycle ride to Liss Triangle Centre and Farnham. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

HAVANT, Havant Spiritualist Church, Brockhampton Lane. 7pm start. Demonstration of Mediumship. With Mel Picknell. All welcome. Admission £5. (01329) 841152.

LEE- ON- THE- SOLENT, Lee Community Centre, Twyford Drive. 2pm-4.30pm. Family Fun Day. Attractions include face painting, treasure hunts, craft workshops, bouncy assault courses, etc. All welcome. (023) 9255 0285.

OLD PORTSMOUTH, St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-midday. God’s Calling. A chance to explore vocations in the Church of England. (01329) 849567 for details.

PORTSMOUTH, Beam Engine House, Henderson Road, Eastney. 1pm-5pm. Steam Weekend. See the powerful and majestic James Watt beam engines, still situated in their original Victorian engine house. Admission free. (023) 9282 7261.

SOUTHSEA, House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 10am-4pm. Quiet Day. Conducted by Mrs Cis Delmege. Please bring packed lunch. Drinks and tea provided. Please contact the Sisters if you wish to attend. Admission £6. (023) 9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk to let them know you are coming.

TITCHFIELD, Parish Room, High Street. 10am-midday. Spring Plant Sale. Books, cakes and bric-a-brac will also be on sale. (01329) 847637.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM, B Level coffee shop, QA Hospital. 10-4 Mon-Fri, 2-4 Sat-Sun. Belinda acrylics, flowers and pets.

COSHAM, Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm, Mon-Fri; 1pm-5pm, Sat-Sun. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Bob Read and also the Wallington Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH, Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. 1000 Years of Worship: St Thomas A’Becket Church, Warblington. Saxon church, rebuilt in the 13th century and restored in Victorian times and again recently following a fire in 2011. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT, Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. The Way of the Warrior. Arms and armour from epic movies! Includes replica arms and armour that can be handled and worn. (023) 9250 1957, hants.gov.uk/gdc.

PORTCHESTER, Health Centre/Library Foyer, West Street. 9.30am-1pm. Portchester Past and Present. An exhibition of photographs presented by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH, Aspex Gallery 2, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm-8pm. New Creatives. A showcase of creative works by young people from seven local FE and Sixth Form colleges. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH, No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Le Gamin au Velo (The Kid with a Bike). (12A); 6pm doors for 7pm. Belgium/ France/ Italy, 2011. Subtitles. Directed by: Jean-Pierre Dardenne Luc Dardenne. Starring: Thomas Doret, Cécile De France, Jérémie Reiner, Fabrizio Rongione, Egon Di Mateo, Olivier Gourmet and Jérémie Segard. 07958 180 037..

GIGS

COSHAM, Cosham Social Club, Wayte Street. Split Screen Radio. All welcome

FAREHAM, Hill Park MWM Club. Erasure Tribute Night. With the Andy Bell Experience

HAVANT, The Westleigh, Martin Road, West Leigh. 8.30pm. Red Glory.

PORTSMOUTH, Bulldog Function Room, Alma Arms, Highland Road, Eastney. 9pm. Paparazzi. . 07746 725 948.

PORTSMOUTH, Old Canal, Shirley Avenue, Eastney. 8.30pm. Ade White.

PORTSMOUTH, RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Micky Kemp Band. . (023) 9238 2888.

PORTSMOUTH, Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Ezio. . Admission £10 in advance, £12 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH, Compass Rose, Anchorage Park. 8.30pm. Kenny Mayes. 50s and 60s music. All welcome

PORTSMOUTH, Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 9pm-11pm. Forever Queen.

PORTSMOUTH, Harvest Home, 106 Copner Road. Dave Barrett.

ROWLANDS CASTLE, Fountain Inn, The Green. 8.30pm. The Dolphins. . (023) 9241 2291.

SOUTHAMPTON, The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Hue and Cry. . Admission £19.50 advance, £22 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA, The Rifle Club, Goldsmith Avenue. Foo Fighter Tribute. Plus DJ Rob. Admission £9. (023) 9235 5245.

SOUTHSEA, Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Parade. 8.30pm. Lady Gaga Tribute. Featuring Cari Winter. (023) 9229 5195, thejollysailorsouthsea.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA, The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Matron. Mod covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA, Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm. Science. Featuring: Paulie P (Saudade Sound System/High Tide); Stu Bryan (Indigo/Rotation); James Harrison & Laurence Reed; and Rich Archaic. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA, Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Blood Red Shoes. Plus the cast of Cheers. Followed by Club NME DJs. Admission £10. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER, Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya. Translated by Michael Frayn and starring Roger Allam, Dervla Kirwan and Timothy West. Admission £29.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER, Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.15pm, 7.30pm. The Way of the World. Comedy by William Congreve, starring Penelope Keith. Admission £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM, Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. The Chinese State Circus. Showcasing the best in entertainment. Admission £22.50, concs. (01329) 231942.

FAREHAM, Millennium Hall, HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane. 7.30pm. Frankenstein. A thriller/drama by Philip Pullman, presented by Collingwood RSC. Admission £6. 07502 037 922 for tickets.

GOSPORT, David Bogue Hall, St Andrew’s Road (PO12 1QA). 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Down The Lane. A revue featuring shows premiered at Drury Lane Theatre, presented by Gosport Musical Theatre Productions. Admission £7, concs. (023) 9258 4832.

HAMBLEDON, Village Hall, West Street. 8pm. Flare Path. A play by Terrence Rattigan, presented by the Hambledon Arts Society Drama Group. Admission £5. (023) 9263 2907.

HAVANT, The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Cymbeline. By William Shakespeare, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH, Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, Curzon Howe Road, Portsea. 8pm. Scallywag. Soop’s brand new show, featuring physical theatre, puppetry, music and comedy-drama. Admission £12, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

SOBERTON, Soberton Village Hall, School Hill (SO32 3PF). 7.30pm. Lord Arthur Saville’s Crime. A play by Constance Cox, based on the short story by Oscar Wilde, presented by Soberton Players. Admission £6, concs. (01489) 878724.

SOUTHAMPTON, Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Dirty Dancing. The classic story on stage. Admission £19.50-£48.50, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA, Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Presented by the South Downe Musical Society. Admission £11-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD, St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Bouncers and Shakers. A special John Godber double bill. Admission £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.