A guide to what’s on around the area today
PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-1.30am. Secret Society. With special guest Chris Unknown and MC Storm. Happy hardcore. Admission £4 in advance. (023) 9221 0437.
SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 11pm. Thunderdome. (023) 9286 3911.
SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-2.30am. It’s A Sin. With resident DJs Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.
PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 8pm. Jimmy Carr Returns. Brand new show, brand new jokes, same old Jimmy. Admission £25. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.
SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Kevin McCarthy, Phil Jerrod and George Egg. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.
EMSWORTH: Emsworth Methodist Church and Pastoral Centre, 19, High Street. (PO10 7AQ). 1pm-3.30pm. Emsworth Arts and Crafts Market. Come and browse the many arts and crafts made by local people. 07812 938 719.
PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6.15pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.
ROWLANDS CASTLE: Stansted Park (PO9 6DX). 10am-5pm. The Garden Show: Art, Design and The Garden. Gardening advice, plants, country foods and wines, etc. (01243) 538456, thegardenshowonline.com.
SOUTH HARTING: British Legion Hall, Church Lane. 11am-midday. Harting Village Market. Local produce and craft stalls. Home baking, cards, knitwear, jewellery, woodwork, home wares, gifts and more.
COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by the Alresford Monday Painting Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.
FAREHAM: Fareham Library, Osborn Road (PO16 7EN). 9.30am-5pm. Sail and Steam. Recent oil paintings by Richard Ashworth.
GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Gods Port. Local artist Pete Codling will create a temporary freehand giant charcoal drawing. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.
PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.
PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Me and You (15); 7pm. Subtitled. Italy, 2013. Directed by Bernardo Bertolucci. Starring: Tea Falco, Jacopo Olmo Antinori and Sonia Bergamasco. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.
HOOK: 1, Maple Cottage, Searles Lane (off London Road, A30). 1.50pm-5pm. Third-acre Garden. Mature apple trees and shrubs, vegetable plots, small wildlife pond with named hostas, etc. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £3.
FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Munro, O’Callaghan and Titchener. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.
GRAYSHOTT: Grayshott Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Jamie Smith’s Mabon. Support from Alex Clarke and Ellie Nobes (from Haslemere). Organised by Grayshott Folk Club. New members welcome. Admission £12. (01428) 607096, grayshottfolkclub.co.uk, grayshott.com/folk.
HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Oasish. Tribute band. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.
PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7,30pm-11pm. Kassassin Street. Alternative rock. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.
PORTSMOUTH: Kitsch N D’Or Restaurant, 37, Eldon Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Sweet ’n’ Hot. Jazz duo (vocal and piano). (023) 9286 1519.
ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Rocking Colin.
SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. The Fliks. Eight-piece band. (023) 9229 5195.
SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 8.30pm-11pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.
SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. Matron. Mod covers band. (023) 9282 1658.
CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £31.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.
GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. The Woman in Black. Adapted by Stephen Mallatratt from the novel by Susan Hill. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.
HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7pm. Swan Lake. As live broadcast from the Marinsky Theatre, St Petersburg. (01428) 642161 for further details.
PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. The Sunshine Boys. Comedy by Neil Simon. Admission: £10, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.
PORTSMOUTH: Third Floor Arts Centre, Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. The Sunshine Boys. Comedy by Neil Simon, presented by CCADS. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9264 9000.
SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 5pm, 8.15pm. Priscilla Queen of the Desert: the musical. Get ready for the ride of your life! Admission: £25-£37. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.
SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2pm, 7pm. Timestep School of Dance Show 2013. Performed by the Timestep School of Dance. Admission £9.50-£11.50. (023) 9282 8282.
WALKS & TALKS
SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.