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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

FRIDAY, MAY 4

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 9pm. Thunderdome.

With resident DJ Pete Scathe. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-late. It’s A Sin. With residents DJ Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Stewart Francis. Embarking on his brand new tour. Admission: £18.50. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Andrew Lawrence, Marlon Davis and Holly Walsh. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 11am-4pm. Lumen 158. One of our associate artists, Periplum will be creating one of their incredibly unique theatrical tours here at the theatre to mark the shutting of doors at the end of April. Lumen 158 celebrates the 158 years the theatre has been here. Admission: £5. (023) 9264 9000.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10.30am. Gallery Tour: A Tale of One City. Gain further insight into the exhibition with the museum’s specialist staff. Admission: £3, concs. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTH HARTING: British Legion Hall, Church Lane. 11am-midday. Harting Village Market. Local produce and craft stalls. Home baking, cards, knitwear, jewellery, woodwork, home wares, gifts and more.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Bob Read and also the Wallington Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. The Way of the Warrior. Arms and armour from epic movies! Includes replica arms and armour that can be handled and worn. (023) 9250 1957, hants.gov.uk/gdc.

PETERSFIELD: The Gallery, Bedales, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. Collective Nouns in pictures. Woop Studios fell in love with the idea of creating images that capture collective nouns. (01730) 711510, bedales.org.uk, woopstudios.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery 2, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 11am-4pm. New Creatives. A showcase of creative works by young people from seven local FE and Sixth Form colleges. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SELBORNE: Selborne Gallery, The Plestor. 11am-5pm. Hampshire Artists’ Co-operative Spring Exhibition. With guest artists Mary Herdman and Jo Ellis. (01420) 511347.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. (12A); 3pm. Directed by: John Madden. Starring: Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith and Tom Wilkinson. We Bought a Zoo. (PG); 7.30pm. Directed by: Cameron Crowe. Starring: Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson and Elle Fanning. Admission: £5.50-£7.50, concs per session. (01428) 642161.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Le Havre. (PG); 6pm doors for 7pm. France, 2012. Subtitles. Directed by: Aki Kaurismaki. Starring: Andre Wilms, Kati Outinen, Jean-Pierre Darroussin and Blondin Miguel. 07958 180 037.

GIGS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Station Road. 11am-late. Dumbfest. Music festival in aid of The Teenage Cancer Trust. Featuring: Dodgy, Slow Readers Club, MC Devo, Tensheds, Howard James Kenny, Arp Attack, Hand Made Hands, Charley Macaulay, Forest Floors and many more! (01420) 472664, phoenix-arts.co.uk.

CHICHESTER: The Venue, Spur Road, off Quarry Lane. 7.30pm. Chichester Country Music Club. Irish concert featuring Sean Wilson/Michael Muldoon. Admission: £10. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Christine Collister. Performing with talented musician Rob Cross. Admission: £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100, box office.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Ultra Sounds Disco.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 9pm-11pm. Girls and Guitars: ODi. Irish singer songwriter. Admission: £5. (01252) 745444.

HAVANT: Wheelwrights, Emsworth Road. Stolen.

PETERSFIELD: The Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Church Road, Steep. 8pm. The Abram Wilson Septet: Running with the Flame. Jazz. Admission: £14, concs. (01730) 711510, bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Dennis Locorriere. The True Voice of Dr Hook. Admission: £22 in advance, £24 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 7.30pm-11.30pm.

Legend, 7.30pm; and Danny and The Dreamtones, 9.30pm.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Sensational Jonny Deps. Covers band. (023) 9282 0896.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: Fountain Inn, The Green. 8.30pm. The Strangers. (023) 9241 2291.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Alabama 3. Admission: £18 advance, £20 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Rifle Club, Goldsmith Avenue. Rhianna Tribute. Plus DJ Mat. Admission: £6. (023) 9235 5245.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 8.30pm-11pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. The Two Magoos. Rock duo. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: The Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Esplanade, 8.30pm. The Delicate Sound of Floyd. (023) 9229 5195.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. The Way of the World. Comedy by William Congreve, starring Penelope Keith. Admission: £14-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 7.30pm-9.30pm. Bolshoi Ballet in HD: The Bright Stream. Bolshoi artistic director Alexei Ratmansky brings Dmitri Shostakovich’s lively folk music to life. Admission: £15, concs. (01252) 745444.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Nile. Cast includes Kate O’Mara, Denis Lill, Susie Amy, Chloe Newsome, Ben Nealon and Mark Wynter. Admission: £21.50-£25.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 2pm. Dickens the Musician. Sing the songs that Dickens knew with the Southern Co-operative Ladies’ Choir, including a short talk and readings. (023) 9269 2914.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Oliver! Starring Brian Conley and Samantha Barks. Admission: £20-£46.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Dominic Kirwan: Live and Personal. Admission: £16.50-£18. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. HMS Pinafore. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

BURSLEDON: Eastpoint Centre, Bursledon Road. 7.45pm. Forty Years of the Leyland National. Members’ photographic evening, organised by the Solent Omnibus Club. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9273 1061.

PORTCHESTER: Community Centre, Westlands Grove (PO6 9AD). 7.45pm. Forty Years of the Leyland National. A members’ photographic evening. (023) 9273 1061.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, MAY 5

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 10pm-2.30am. Funkt*If*Ino. With Funkt All-Star DJs. Admission: £5. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Haslemere Music Society Orchestra and Chorus in concert. Including scenes from Biz\et’s Carmen and other music from Falla and Massenet. Admission: £8-£15. (01428) 642161.

DANCING

RAKE: Village Hall. 7.45pm-11pm. Dance. Organised by Liss Sequence Dance Club. All welcome. Admission: £4. (01730) 892570.

EVENTS

EMSWORTH: Emsworth Community Centre, Church Path. 10am-1pm. Emsworth Crafts. A group of designer/makers living in Hampshire and West Sussex offer a wide variety of goods for sale. Refreshments available. emsworthcrafts.co.uk.

FAREHAM: West Street pedestrianised precinct. 9am-2pm. Farmers’ Market. Sample before you buy from the people who actually produce, and taste the difference in quality whilst supporting your local farming and rural community. King’s John Morris perform Cotswold Dance and North West Processional Dancing (10.30am-midday). Deeds of Arms Hampshire perform a Historical Re-enactment. Music entertainment by Baba Lees Lost Rhythm.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 9am-4pm. Maltings’ Monthly Market. (01252) 745444.

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Tilford. 10am-5pm. Model Railway Exhibition. The Old Kiln Light Railway hosts a variety of layouts, of many different scales and periods. (01252) 795571 or rurallife.plus.com/rlc.

GOSPORT: meet Explosion Museum of Naval Firepower Coffee Shop, Priddys Hard. 1pm. New Ramparts Tour. A tour of the Ramparts with local historian Terry Hinkley. Not suitable for under-12s. Sensible footwear must be worn.

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. Cycle ride to Sustainability Centre and Wickham. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10.30am-3pm. Makers Monthly Market. Offering contemporary arts and crafts where every item is created by hand. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Butser Ancient Farm (Chalton/Clanfield turn off on A3). 10am-5pm. Beltain. Join us for our wonderful celebration of the start of summer. Enjoy a variety of food stalls, licensed bar, bands, and much more, culminating in the burning of our spectacular Wicker Man. Admission: £15, concs. (023) 9259 8838, or butserancientfarm.co.uk.

LISS: Triangle Centre. Children’s and Babies’ Nearly New Sale. An opportunity to clear out your children’s outgrown toys and clothes, and find some bargains. The centre is open from 8.30am to set up your stall and tables are not reserved – those who arrive first get first choice. (01730) 301000 or call into the office to book your place.

PORTCHESTER: Red Barn Primary School Field, Linden Lea. 11am, 3pm. Cirque Normandie. Organised by the Friends of Red Barn Primary School. Admission, £6. Profits to school funds. 07787 896 620 for tickets. circusnormandie.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Historic Dockyard, The Hard. 10am-5pm. Remember the Falklands. A weekend of events to commemorate the Naval and local contribution to the Falkland Island conflict 30 years ago, with displays and the opportunity to visit HMS Dragon and HMS York. (023) 9283 9766, historicdockyard.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 11am-4pm. Lumen 158. One of our associate artists, Periplum will be creating one of their incredibly unique theatrical tours here at the theatre to mark the shutting of doors at the end of April. Lumen 158 celebrates the 158 years the theatre has been here. Admission: £5. (023) 9264 9000.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Bob Read and also the Wallington Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Out of the Blue. Exhibition by The Stitchmakers who are showing some of their creations in stitch, embroidery, silk and satin. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. The Way of the Warrior. Arms and armour from epic movies! Includes replica arms and armour that can be handled and worn. (023) 9250 1957, hants.gov.uk/gdc.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10am-8pm. In Memoriam. This exhibition explores the language of remembrance through imagery of local memorials of the Great War 1914-18. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: The Gallery, Bedales, Church Road, Steep. 10am-1pm. Collective Nouns in pictures. Woop Studios fell in love with the idea of creating images that capture collective nouns. (01730) 711510, bedales.org.uk, woopstudios.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery 2, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 11am-4pm. New Creatives. A showcase of creative works by young people from seven local FE and Sixth Form colleges. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SELBORNE: Selborne Gallery, The Plestor. 11am-5pm. Hampshire Artists’ Co-operative Spring Exhibition. With guest artists Mary Herdman and Jo Ellis. (01420) 511347.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. War Horse. (12A); 6pm doors for 7pm. US, 2011. Directed by: Steven Spielberg. Starring: Emily Watson, Jeremy Irvine and Peter Mullan. 07958 180 037.

GARDENS

HAYLING ISLAND: Littlewood, West Lane. 11am-5pm. Garden Open. Enjoy two and a half acre woodland garden open under the National Gardens Scheme. Teas, plant stall. Admission £3. (023) 9246 3595.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Wee Willy Harris. Plus DJ.

FAREHAM: The Limes, Catisfield Lane, Catisfield. 7.30pm doors for 8pm. The Village Folk Club. Featuring Duck Baker and Helen Roche. Admission: £7. (01329) 512106.

PORTSMOUTH: Alma Arms, Highland Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Reactor 1. reactor1.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. The Caezars. With special guests The Phantoms. Admission: £7.50 in advance, £9 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106 Copner Road. Kenny Mayes.

PORTSMOUTH: Old Canal, Shirley Avenue, Eastney. 8.30pm. Tony Lane.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 8pm-11pm.Four and a Half Men, 8pm; and Hot Betty, 8.30pm.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Caricature. (023) 9282 0896.

PURBROOK: Centurion, Crookhorn Lane. Tangerine Tantrum.

ROGATE: Village Hall, North Street. 7pm doors for 8pm. Steve Cherelle. Presented by Oakgate CMC. (01730) 892498.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: Fountain Inn, The Green. 8.30pm. Trevor John. (023) 9241 2291.

SOUTHSEA: The Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 8pm. Arrows Karaoke. New singers welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Ultimate Eagles. Admission: £16 advance, £18 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Dropzone. Metal band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: The Rifle Club, Goldsmith Avenue. All That’s Buble. Plus DJ Mat. Admission: £6. (023) 9235 5245.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm-late. The Founders Of album launch show. Plus special guests Zenethetix and The Silent Five, plus Wolf Cub Club DJs. Admission £5. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.15pm, 7.30pm. The Way of the World. Comedy by William Congreve, starring Penelope Keith. Admission: £14-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Nile. Cast includes Kate O’Mara, Denis Lill, Susie Amy, Chloe Newsome, Ben Nealon and Mark Wynter. Admission: £21.50-£25.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Oliver! Starring Brian Conley and Samantha Barks. Admission: £20-£46.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Catherine Cookson’s The Fifteen Streets. Presented by the Rep College. Admission: £12, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The FBs Live. An evening of music and entertainment from the 1920s/30s, featuring the music of Louis Armstrong, Jimmie Lunceford, Benny Carter, Bob Crosby, Victor Young, and many others. Admission £10. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. HMS Pinafore. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 11.30am. In Memoriam, Memorials of the Great War 1914-18: An Artist Walk and Talk. An opportunity to talk to artist Jacky Dillon and share your own stories. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SUNDAY, MAY 6

EVENTS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 10am-4pm. Vintage. A festival celebrating the kaleidoscope of vintage styles. Browse the vintage marketplace, watch a fashion show, be inspired by our inventive workshops, enter the best dressed vintage competition, or take time out from shopping to enjoy afternoon tea in the vintage tea room. (01252) 745444.

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Tilford. 8am-midday. Car Boot Sale. Entrance to the car boot sale is free to buyers. (01252) 795571 or rurallife.plus.com/rlc.

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 10.30am. Tandem cycle ride to Northney, Hayling Island and Stansted. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. (01243) 466556, ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

LIPHOOK: Hollycombe Steam Collection, Iron Hill. 11am-5pm. Magic Lantern Shows. Special magic lantern shows in the Bioscope. Admission £13, concs. (01428) 724900, hollycombe.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Isle of Wight car ferry, 8am. To Fishbourne for the Isle of Wight Randonee. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Square Tower, Broad Street. 11am-3pm. Love Southsea Market. Small antiques, jewellery and much more. Also free kids workshop, midday-1pm. lovesouthsea.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Market Square. 10am-2pm. Spring Festival and Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

PORTSMOUTH: Bransbury Park, Eastney. 2pm-5pm. Miniature Railway Rides. Portsmouth Model Engineering Society members offer rides on steam and battery-powered locomotives (weather permitting). Rides are 40p for two laps. portsmouthmes.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Historic Dockyard, The Hard. 10am-5pm. Remember the Falklands. A weekend of events to commemorate the Naval and local contribution to the Falkland Island conflict 30 years ago, with displays and the opportunity to visit HMS Dragon and HMS York. (023) 9283 9766, historicdockyard.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 11am-4pm. Lumen 158. One of our associate artists, Periplum will be creating one of their incredibly unique theatrical tours here at the theatre to mark the shutting of doors at the end of April. Lumen 158 celebrates the 158 years the theatre has been here. Admission: £5. (023) 9264 9000.

SHEET: Mill Lane, midday. Duck Race. Organised by the Friends of Sheet School and Sheet Village Association. Prizegiving at the Half Moon afterwards. A great family activity which supports some local charities.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Alresford Monday Painting Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Out of the Blue. Exhibition by The Stitchmakers who are showing some of their creations in stitch, embroidery, silk and satin. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery 2, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 11am-4pm. New Creatives. A showcase of creative works by young people from seven local FE and Sixth Form colleges. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SELBORNE: Selborne Gallery, The Plestor. 11am-5pm. Hampshire Artists’ Co-operative Spring Exhibition. With guest artists Mary Herdman and Jo Ellis. (01420) 511347.

GARDENS

HAYLING ISLAND: Littlewood, West Lane. 11am-5pm. Garden Open. Enjoy two and a half acre woodland garden open under the National Gardens Scheme. Teas, plant stall. Admission £3. (023) 9246 3595.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: Bull’s Head, 99, Fishbourne Road, Fishbourne. 8.15pm-11pm. Milton James Duo and Friends. Traditional jazz band. (01243) 839895.

HAVANT: The Westleigh, Martin Road, West Leigh. 8.30pm. Stolen.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 2pm. The Bog Rolling Stones Bank Holiday Afternoon Special. Admission: £10. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106 Copner Road. Helen Love.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 7pm-10pm. Open Mic/ Karaoke. Featuring and hosted by Matt McGowan. Everyone is welcome to simply turn up and perform a few songs.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 7.30pm doors. Sound of the C. The best up and coming indie bands for your delectation. Admission: £6 advance, £7 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 5pm. May Day Festival. Featuring The Retrospective Soundtrack Players, Racecar Hearts, Roxanne Johns, My Name Is Ian, Andrew Foster, Leigh Mary Stokes, The Boy I Used To Be, and Matt Benham. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Marmion Tavern, Marmion Road. Funny 5pm-8pm; Steve Taylor 8pm-11pm.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Spike’s Classic Vinyl Rock Road Show. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: The Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Esplanade, 4pm. The Freestyle Funk Collective 4 and friends. (023) 9229 5195.

STAGE

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 3pm. Oliver! Starring Brian Conley and Samantha Barks. Admission: £20-£46.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Des O’Connor. Admission: £19.50-£21.50. (023) 9282 8282.

MONDAY, MAY 7

COMEDY

PETERSFIELD: Folly Wine Bar, 10-12, College Street. 8.30pm. Mirth Control Stand-up Comedy. Featuring: Howard Read, David Mulholland and Paul Laight. MC: Dave Thompson. (01730) 264816.

EVENTS

HAVANT: St Joseph’s Church Grounds, West Street. 9am-2pm. Giant Car Boot Sale. Bargains galore. Cars £6. Vans £8. Refreshments on site. (023) 9248 4520 or rchavant.org.uk.

LIPHOOK: Hollycombe Steam Collection, Iron Hill. 11am-5pm. Magic Lantern Shows. Special magic lantern shows in the Bioscope. Admission £13, concs. (01428) 724900, hollycombe.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Community Centre, Love Lane. 7.30pm. Petersfield and District Philatelic Society Meeting. Featuring new acquisitions and informal displays. Visitors and new members welcome. petersfieldstamps.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Bransbury Park, Eastney. 2pm-5pm. Miniature Railway Rides. Portsmouth Model Engineering Society members offer rides on steam and battery-powered locomotives (weather permitting). Rides are 40p for two laps. portsmouthmes.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 10am. May Fayre. The annual community fayre and celebration of life in Fratton, held in the church and grounds. (023) 9229 3020.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Alresford Monday Painting Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Out of the Blue. Exhibition by The Stitchmakers who are showing some of their creations in stitch, embroidery, silk and satin. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. The Way of the Warrior. Arms and armour from epic movies! Includes replica arms and armour that can be handled and worn. (023) 9250 1957, hants.gov.uk/gdc.

GIGS

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Cliff! Inappropriate songs on the wrong instrument. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Ladies in Lavender. Cast includes Hayley Mills, Belinda Lang, Robert Duncan, Carol Macready, Robert Rees and Abigail Thaw. Admission: £20.50-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Health Development Team. (023) 9268 8390.

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