What’s on for Friday September 13, 2013

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

FRIDAY, SEPT 13

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7pm-1.30pm. Total Barnage vs Strictly Come Raving. Hard core/hard dance. Resident DJs. Dress theme Hawaiian Zombies. Admission free before 8pm, £2 after. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm-2.30pm. It’s A Sin Room 2: Thunderdome. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-2.30am. It’s A Sin. With resident DJs Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Mark Thomas: 100 Acts of Minor Dissent. Subversive, funny, and probably legal ... Admission £14, concs. (01329) 223100.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.45pm. The Hypnotic Humour Show. Enjoy an evening with John Patrick. Admission £10. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Ian Cognito, Dave Twentyman and guest. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

SOUTHSEA: Church of the Holy Spirit, Fawcett Road, 7.45pm. Gordon Egerton (clarinet) and Margaret Lloyd (piano) in concert. Concert lasts about an hour. Light refreshments served afterwards. Retiring collection.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: New Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom, sequence, old tyme and more. Dance the afternoon away. Refreshments available. Admission £2.50. (023) 9278 9124.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 4pm-6pm. Celebrate Roald Dahl Day! Pop in after school for fun activities linked to Roald Dahl’s famous stories. Admission free. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTCHESTER: St Mary’s Parish Church, Portchester Castle. 2.30pm-5pm. Church Guided Tours. Wheelchair access. All welcome. (01329) 236274.

PORTSMOUTH: Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-12.30pm. Heritage Open Days: Tour of Boathouse 6 (Action Stations). A details and informative two-hour (aprox) tour looking at the history of Boathouse 6. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9289 3318 to book.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6.15pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Faulty Towers Murder Mystery. Brasil! There’s a dead body in my soup! Admission: £22 (inc two-course meal). (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-3pm. Heritage Open Days: Beyond the Walls of Portsmouth Naval Base. Take a vintage bus tour, every half-hour, beyond the walls of the naval base, see the modern Royal Navy at work. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9283 9766 option three, to book.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 3pm. Heritage Open Day Theatre Tour. Booking advised as each group is limited. Children must be accompanied by an adult. (023) 9282 8282.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Red 2 (12A); 8pm. Directed by Dean Parisot. Starring: Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Wadjda (PG); 7pm. Saudi Arabia, 2012. Subtitled. Directed by Haifaa Al Mansour. Starring: Reem Abdullah, Waad Mohammed and Abdullrahman Al Gohani. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Luke Jackson. Folk. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

LAVANT: Memorial Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Concert. Featuring Swing Commanders. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm-11pm. The Steve Howe Trio. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Spike’s Legendary Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. rmatavern.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Silver Orchids. Admis1sion £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8pm. Vince Hilaire’s Classic Soul Night. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Kitsch n D’Or Restaurant, 37, Eldon Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Sweet ’n’ Hot. Jazz duo (vocal and piano). (023) 9286 1519.

SOUTHSEA: The Festing, 1a, Festing Road. 9pm. Helter Skelter. Playing rock hits.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, 1, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. The Power of Three. Tasty blues band. (023) 9282 1658.

WICKHAM: The Kings Head, The Square. 8.30pm. Velvet Imagination. Soul, funk, blues, jazz. (01329) 832123.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. By Bertolt Brecht. Starring Henry Goodman as Arturo Ui. Admission: £30.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £15-£34, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: The Riverside Theatre, Chichester College of Arts & Technology, Westgate Fields (PO19 1SB). 7.30pm. Company. A musical by Stephen Sondheim and George Furth, presented by CCADS. (01243) 786321 ext 2075, ccads-theatre.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Opera della Luna. Admission: £19.50-£23.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Fiddler on the Roof. Starring Paul Michael Glaser as Teyve. Admission: £19-£37. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 11am, 7.30pm. Othello. Presented by the Icarus Theatre Collective. Admission £13.50, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Calendar Girls. Community drama presented by West Meon Theatre. Admission £14. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: meet Elmore Car Park, Marine Parade East. 10am. Learn About Lee’s Historic Waterfront. Join this walk and talk, led by Anthony Stutchbury. Route is along Lee Promenade to the old swimming pool site, returning to Elmore Car Park. (023) 9217 8795, 9258 2875, leeresidents.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, SEPT 14

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7pm-1.30pm. Punk Night. Featuring: The Sick Livers, Monkfish, Sweet Jonny, Caught In The Crossfire. Support DJ Vinny Void. Admission £5. (023) 9229 6352.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 7.30pm. Solent Symphony Orchestra in concert.

SOUTHSEA: Church of the Holy Spirit, Fawcett Road, 7.30pm. An Evening of Classical Arias and Songs. Featuring Sylvia Rota (soprano) and Karen Kingsley (piano). Admission £5 on door.

SOUTHSEA: Salvation Army Citadel, Albert Road. 7pm. Solent Male Voice Choir in concert. All proceeds will go directly to The Salvation Army’s Big Collection for those in need. Admission £4, in advance or on door. (023) 9282 1164.

TITCHFIELD: St Peter’s Church, Church Street. Charity Concert featuring Fliss Down and The Sweet Believers. Admission £6. Raising funds for the Friends of St Peters and the Fareham Stroke Club. (01329) 847003.

EVENTS

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 10.30am-3.30pm. Clanfield Crafts. Featuring a variety of crafts, including macramé, knitting and crochet, silversmith jewellery, textiles, soaps and candles, fused glass, photography, etc. 07954 584 090.

EMSWORTH: Palmers Road car park. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

FAREHAM: Pedestrian Area, West Street. 9.30am-4.30pm. Bygone Fareham. Up to 60 classic cars are expected.. On the performance podium Now That’s Jive will dance to music from the 1940s and 1950s and local vocalist Nathan Cannon (16) will sing ‘Rat Pack’ style.

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Reeds Road, Tilford (GU10 2DL). 10am-5pm. Surrey Woodturners’ Weekend. (01252) 795571, rurallife.plus.com/rlc or weyfest.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 10am-1pm. Images of Gosport. A chance to view a very extensive Gosport postcard collection by Peter Greenaway, including some very rare images. Just drop in. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Local and Naval Studies Centre, High Street. 10am-2pm. A Walk on the Wild Side Drama Workshop. Spend the day being lions, elephants and lots of other animals as you create your very own play in a day. Suitable for ages seven to 11 years. Admission £8. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). Gosport Heritage Open Day. Submariners’ Tour of Fort Blockhouse, 9.30am, 10.45am, 1.30pm, 2.45pm. Tour of HMS Alliance for people with visual impairment, 10.30am, 2.30pm. Places limited, please book in advance, (023) 9254 5036. Who Do You Think They Were? 11am-3pm. Free drop-in family workshop, no booking necessary.

GRAYSHOTT: Applegarth Farm, Headley Road (GU26 6JL). 11am-4pm. Make UK and Applegarth Farm Craft Fair. Unique collections of hand made gifts and accessories made locally.

HEADLEY: Village Green. 11am-4pm. RSPCA Family Fun Day and Fun Dog Show.

LIPHOOK: Hollycombe Working Steam Museum, Iron Hill. 7pm-10pm. Fairground at Night. Step back in time to experience the magical nature of the Edwardian fairground as the sights, sounds and smells all come alive as darkness falls! (01428) 724900, hollycombe.co.uk.

LIPHOOK: Village Hall. 10am-midday. Liphook Market. Hand made cards, ice cream, cakes and preserves, local photography, hand made jewellery, wood turning, goats cheese, etc.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Phoenix Lodge Rooms, 110, High Street (PO1 2HW). Midday-5pm. Heritage Open Day. View unique furniture and Masonic furnishings whilst listening to organ recitals by local Freemasons. Tea, coffee and soft drinks available.

PETERSFIELD: Queen Elizabeth Country Park. 11am-10pm. Butserfest. Music festival featuring up and coming bands and national acts in an alcohol and drugs free day aimed at 14 -20 year olds. At Butser Hill. butserfest.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-12.30pm. Heritage Open Days: Tour of Boathouse 6 (Action Stations). A details and informative two-hour (aprox) tour looking at the history of Boathouse 6. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9289 3318 to book.

PORTSMOUTH: Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-4pm. Heritage Open Days: Beyond the Walls of Portsmouth Naval Base. Take a vintage bus tour, every half-hour, beyond the walls of the naval base, see the modern Royal Navy at work. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9283 9766 option three, to book.

PORTSMOUTH: St Faith’s Church, Crasswell Street, Landport. 10am. British Orthodox Service. Join the British Orthodox community in our city for its monthly service.

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Church, 287, Milton Road. 10am-midday. Table Top Sale. Admission free. Tables £5. (023) 9273 1130.

PORTSMOUTH: Portsmouth Progressive Spiritualist Church, 2, Vivash Road, Fratton (PO1 1PR). 7.30pm. An Evening of Mediumship. With Darren Orlowski. Admission £3.50 members, £4 non-members.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: Parish Hall, Links Lane. 10am-1pm. Craft Fair. Varied craft stalls, including textiles, jewellery, book binding, pewter, ceramics, candles, cards, beads, glass, woodwork, quilting and furniture renovation, etc.

SOUTHSEA: House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 10am-4pm. Quiet Day. Conducted by the Rev Phillip Amey. Please bring a packed lunch, drinks and tea provided. Admission: £6. Please let the Sisters know if you want to attend on 023-9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 10pm. Paranormal Tour. A ghost hunt into the very haunted Kings Theatre, joined by psychic medium Paul Cissell and an investigation team. Over 18s only. Admission £22. (023) 9282 8282.

STUBBINGTON: Crofton Old Church of St Edmund, Lychgate Green (off Titchfield Road (PO14 3HA). 10am-5pm. Heritage Open Day. Look around or join a guided tour of this historic church which will be available during the day. (01329) 661154 to book your place

WARSASH: Victory Hall, Warsash Road. 10am-midday. The Parent Network Children & Baby Nearly New Sale. High quality baby and children’s clothes, toys, book and games as well as nursery equipment/furnishings and lots of other accessories. Admission £1 (all admission money going to local cause Help 4 Harvey).

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10.30am, 11am, 11.30am. Heritage Open Day: Back Stage Tours. These tours are free but must be booked in advance. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. The Boat Project: The Legacy. The boat Collective Spirit – made from a multitude of donated pieces including timber from Echo and Terror – was launched in May 2012 and this exhibition describes the ideas behind the project and what is hoped for the future. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 1pm-4pm. Heritage Open Day Exhibition. Showcasing the lido from 1935 through to the present day. (023) 9266 2440.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Thérèse Desqueyroux (12A; 7pm. France, 2012. Subtitled. Directed by Claude Miller. Starring: Audrey Tautou, Gilles Lellouche and Anaïs Demoustier. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GARDENS

ALRESFORD: Hinton Ampner. 10am-6pm. Garden Open. Manicured lawns and topiary combine with unusual shrubs, climbers and herbaceous plants. Restored walled garden. Twelve acres. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £7, concs.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. Betty Blue. (01243) 375866.

FAREHAM: Bold Forester, Forester Road, Soberton Heath. 8pm. Air Raid Sirens. (01329) 833276.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. One Night of Queen. Performed by Gary Mullen and The Works. Admission £18. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. DL Sounds.

HAVANT: The Spring Café Bar, East Street. 1pm. Music Bites with Mike Keating. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Druids, Binsted Road. Kenny Mayes.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 9pm. Monkey Butlers. Performing Brit pop.

PORTSMOUTH: Moneyfields Sports & Social Club, Moneyfields Avenue. 8pm-1am. Soul and Motown Night. Admission £5 on door.

PORTSMOUTH: The Mermaid, 222, New Road (PO2 7RW). 9pm. Lady Ga Ga Tribute.

PORTSMOUTH: The Stag, New Road. 8.30pm. Stolen.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Wickid Grin.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Crowns. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 12.30pm doors. Southsea Fest. Featuring: Someone Died, 1.15pm; Radstewart, 2.15pm; Bermuda Ern, 3.15pm; Delta Sleep, 4.15pm; Doctrines, 5.15pm; Axes, 6.15pm; Gunning For Tamar, 7.15pm; Stagecoach, 8.15pm; The Computers, 9.15pm; Anamanaguchi, 10.15pm. Admission £18. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. From midday. Southsea Fest. Featuring 12 bands.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 7.30pm. It’s Vegas Night. Admission £10. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The 149 Club, Albert Road. 7.30pm doors. Micky and Grace (duo). Admission free before 8pm; members £2, guests £3 after.

SOUTHSEA: The Eastfield, Eastfield Road. 8pm. Arrows Karaoke.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, 1, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. Paparazzi. Rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 12.30pm doors. Southsea Fest. Featuring: Kill Kasper, 1pm; Kassasin Street, 1.50pm; Flyte, 2.40pm; Dolomite Minor, 3.30pm; MT, 4.20pm; The Family Rain, 5.10pm; Crushed Beaks, 6pm; Thumpers, 7.40pm; Night Engine, 8.30pm; Superfood, 9.20pm; Temples, 10.10pm; Future Of The Left, 11pm; Wolf Cub Club DJs [18-plus], 11.45pm-2.30am. Admission: £18. (023) 9286 3911.

WATERLOOVILLE: The Plough & Barleycorn, Tempest Avenue (PO7 8NV). 9pm. The Chamberlayne Band.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.45pm, 7.45pm. The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. By Bertolt Brecht. Starring Henry Goodman as Arturo Ui. Admission: £30.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £15-£34, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: The Riverside Theatre, Chichester College of Arts & Technology, Westgate Fields (PO19 1SB). 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Company. A musical by Stephen Sondheim and George Furth, presented by CCADS. (01243) 786321 ext 2075, ccads-theatre.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Opera della Luna. Admission: £19.50-£23.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. The Del Shannon and Roy Orbison Story. Performed by Mike VanDetta. The songs and life stories of these 60s superstars. Admission £12, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 11.30am, 2pm. Olaf the Viking’s Orrible Tale. ‘It’s a hard life being ‘orrible,’ said Olaf! Join him on his invading quest to find Thor’s mighty magical belt which he lost in the river. We wouldn’t want his trousers fall down! Fantastic family fun with this Viking tale, which will have children crying out for more! Admission: £7.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Fiddler on the Roof. Starring Paul Michael Glaser as Teyve. Admission: £19-£37. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. Midday till late. Southsea Music Festival. For further details: southseafest.com.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 2.30pm, 8pm. Calendar Girls. Community drama presented by West Meon Theatre. Admission: 2.30pm, £12.50; 8pm, £14. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

LANGRISH: meet Petersfield Square for the 10.30am number 67 bus. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. For a six-and-a-half-mile walk back to Petersfield. (01730) 269253.

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: meet Elmore Car Park, Marine Parade East. 10am. Learn About Lee’s Historic Waterfront. Join this walk and talk, led by John Gren. Route is along Lee Promenade to the old swimming pool site, returning to Elmore Car Park. (023) 9217 8795, 9258 2875, leeresidents.org.uk.

PORTCHESTER: meet Portchester Castle car park. 2.30pm. Guided Walk Down Castle Street. Organised by the Portchester Civic Society. All welcome. (01329) 236274.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Hilsea bus station (east side). 10.30am. CHA Walking Club Walk. Five/six-mile linear walk via Hilsea Lines and Milton foreshore to South Parade Pier. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

SUNDAY, SEPT 15

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Rose in June, 102, Milton Road. 7pm doors for 8pm. Mirth Control Comedy Club. Featuring: Matt Price, James Redmond, John Pendal and Glenn Moore. MC Mark Restuccia. (023) 9282 4191.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 4pm. Music Foundation Concert. With the Nadina String Quartet and Friends. Admission free, retiring collection in aid of the St Mary’s Music Foundation which supports young people from the area in developing their music skills.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Assheton Court (off Castle Street). 7pm-9pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission £3.50 (inc tea/cake). (023) 9235 1162.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Evening Bingo and Quiz in the Lounge.

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Reeds Road, Tilford (GU10 2DL). 10am-5pm. Classic Vehicle Gathering and Autojumble. Surrey Vehicle Club will be back with a wide assortment of vehicles from bikes to buses. Plus Surrey Woodturners’ Weekend. (01252) 795571, rurallife.plus.com/rlc or weyfest.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-12.30pm. Heritage Open Days: Tour of Boathouse 6 (Action Stations). A details and informative two-hour (aprox) tour looking at the history of Boathouse 6. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9289 3318 to book.

PORTSMOUTH: Bransbury Park, Eastney. 2pm-5pm. Miniature Railway Rides. Portsmouth Model Engineering Society members offer rides on steam and/or electric locomotives (weather permitting). Rides are 40p per person for two circuits of track. portsmouthmes.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Historic Dockyard. 10.30am-4pm. Heritage Open Days: Beyond the Walls of Portsmouth Naval Base. Take a vintage bus tour, every half-hour, beyond the walls of the naval base, see the modern Royal Navy at work. All tours are free but must be booked in advance. (023) 9283 9766 option three, to book.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 11am, 1pm, 3pm. Heritage Open Day Theatre Tours (front of house only). Booking advised as each group is limited. Children must be accompanied by an adult. (023) 9282 8282.

SOUTHSEA: Palmerston Road. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

WHITELEY: Whiteley Community Centre, Gull Coppice (PO15 7LA). 2pm-3.30pm. Whiteley Mini Me Market. Lots of good quality nearly-new and new bump to teen items for sale, perfect for families to buy a few bargains. Fundraising for Cancer Research UK. Admission £1. minimemarkets.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 2.30pm-4.30pm. The Boat Project: The Legacy. The boat Collective Spirit – made from a multitude of donated pieces including timber from Echo and Terror – was launched in May 2012 and this exhibition describes the ideas behind the project and what is hoped for the future. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 1pm-4pm. Heritage Open Day Exhibition. Showcasing the lido from 1935 through to the present day. (023) 9266 2440.

GARDENS

HAMBLEDON: Hambledon House. 2pm-5pm. Garden Open. Two acres partly walled plantsman’s garden for all seasons. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £2.50.

OLD ALRESFORD: Weir House, Abbotstone Road. 2pm-5pm. Garden Open. Spectacular riverside garden with sweeping lawn backed by old walls, yew buttresses and mixed perennial beds. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £5.

UPPER SWANMORE: Hill Top, Damson Hill. 2pm-5pm. Garden Open. Two acres with extensive colourful borders and wide lawns. The glass houses produce unusual fruit and vegetables from around the world. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £3.50.

WHITCHURCH: Bere Mill, London Road. 1.30pm-5pm. Garden Open. Beside the River Test with carriers and a large lake next to restored SSSI water meadow, grazed by Welsh mountain sheep, lambs and belted Galloway cattle. Eastern influences include Japanese tea house, riverside irises and bridges. Plants for sale, teas. Admission £5.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: The Stag, 183, New Road. 9pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, beat and soul.

PORTSMOUTH: The Tap, London Road, North End. 5pm. Reactor 1. reactor1.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 2pm-6pm. Acoustic Afternoon with Herbie, Keith, Graham and gang. All welcome to listen or join in.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Being As An Ocean. Plus support from The Elijah and Capsize. Admission £8.50. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. 3pm. DaveBarrett.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. The Fabulous Rachael Hawnt. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 1pm-4pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, 1, Delamere Road. 2pm. Sax Quartet. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 10pm. Panto Auditions. Children’s Dance Auditions. 10am, boys and girls aged seven years and over, maximum height five feet two inches. 1pm, Boys and girls to audition as seniors, minimum height five feet two inches. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: meet Elmore Car Park, Marine Parade East. 10am. Learn About Lee’s Historic Waterfront. Join this walk and talk, led by John Gren. Route is along Lee Promenade to the old swimming pool site, returning to Elmore Car Park. (023) 9217 8795, 9258 2875, leeresidents.org.uk.

PORTCHESTER: meet Portchester Castle car park. 2.30pm. Guided Walk Down Castle Street. Organised by the Portchester Civic Society. All welcome. (01329) 236274.

SOUTHSEA: Highland Road Cemetery. Midday-4pm. Information Day and Tour (2pm). Chapel opens midday with 250-plus displays. Organised by the Friends of Highland Road Cemetery. Admission £3 for tour. (023) 9266 8657.

MONDAY, SEPT 16

CONCERTS

GOSPORT: Holy Trinity Church, Trinity Green, 1pm. Lunchtime Organ Recital by Geoffrey Holroyde. ‘Mr Bach Comes to Town’. Admission free, retiring collection.

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PETERSFIELD: Winton House, High Street. 10.30am-12.30pm. JCPF Phoenix Centre Healing Clinic. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-11.45am. JCPF Spiritual Healing Clinic. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 7.15pm. Tarot Beginners’ Class. Start of 12-week course with teacher Tim Brooks. Admission £95. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Friendly competitive fun with gentle exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50/session. (023) 9278 0500.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

GIGS

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Brave Yesterday. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: The Link (formerly Uncle Tom’s Cabin), Havant Road. 2pm-4pm. How To Grow Old Disgracefully. Talk by Gwen Appleton, organised by the Portsdown Branch of the U3A. All welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9237 8785, 9237 4044.

HAVANT: Warblington School Drama Room, Southleigh Road. 7.30pm-9pm. Art Science and Holography. A display and talk by Pearl John, the public engagement leader Physics and Astronomy University of Southampton, organised by The Science Discovery Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (01243) 373848.

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Assheton Court. 1.30pm-3.30pm. Castle View WI monthly meeting. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9238 9443.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, SEPT 17

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. Post Tenebras Lux (18), 8pm; Mexico, 2012. Directed by: Carlos Reygadas. Starring: Adolfo Jiménez Castro, Nathalia Acevedo and Willebaldo. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. 8pm-11pm. Forest Folk. Featuring: Jim Causley. All welcome. Admission: £12. (023) 9226 4288 info@forestfolk.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, Market Square. 7.15pm for 7.30pm. Write Angle Poetry and Music Open Mic Night. Featuring Iraqi poet Adnan Al-Sayegh (performing in Arabic with English translation). Plus open mic for anyone to show what they can do, or just come and enjoy ... Admission £4. petersfieldwriteangle.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm-11pm. Chrisine Collister, Dave Kelly and Peter Filleul. Soul, blues, country and a little folkabilly. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9229 6352.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Jamie MacDowell and Tom Thum. Admission £6. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Little Johnny Russell’s, Albert Road. Nick Courtney presents ... Andrew Laval, 7pm; Zoe Sutherland, 7.30pm; Ryan James, 8pm; Eileen Kenny, 8.30pm; Saltwatersun, 9pm; Jim Laren, 9.30pm; Pedro Ruz, 10pm. vinylrecords.co.uk/gigguide.txt.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.15pm-11pm. Delta Syncopators. Traditional jazz band. (023) 9229 6352.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £11.50. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.15pm. Puccini’s Turandot live from the Royal Opera House. (01428) 642161 for further details.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 1pm, 7.30pm. Treasure Island. Presented by the Blue Orange Theatre Company. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

LISS: Triangle Centre, Mill Road (GU33 7DX). 7.30pm. Textiles. Alison Hulme, a local textile artist, will share her work with us and explain the journey she has made with it, organised by Liss in Stitches. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £5 for visitors. (01730) 890098.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Parish Hall, Castle Street. 7.30pm. Antiques of Portchester and Fareham. Talk by Nick Walker, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. Visitors and new members welcome.

PORTSMOUTH: British Rail Social Club, Selbourne Terrace, Fratton. 7.30pm for 8pm. Patriot New Build Project. Illustrated talk by John Barrowdale. Organised by the Portsmouth Regional Group of the Mid-Hants Railway Preservation Society. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: by £2 donation. (023) 9267 1251.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Institute, 238, Havant Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Annual General Meeting of the Over 50 Friendship Centre. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £1.50 (inc tea and biscuit).

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection, Penrhyn Avenue, Drayton. 7.30pm. Frontline Debt Advice. Talk by chief executive John Stevens. How the new benefits system will impact those who rely on benefits and how the church can help.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT 18

COMEDY

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Rob Beckett Live. The plan for the show is for you to laugh a lot and leave happier than when you arrived. Admission £10. (01329) 223100.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50. (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Main Entrance, Locksway Road. 8pm-10.15pm. Wednesday Ballroom Club. Come and enjoy some social ballroom dancing, ideal for couples. Admission £3. (023) 9307 7368.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Suitable for both new and experienced dancers . Partner not necessary. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel, South Parade. 1pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £4. (023) 9273 1281.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 9261 3409, 9271 0060.

EVENTS

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: Methodist Church Hall, High Street. 9am-12.30pm. Community BOOST Table Top and Craft Sale. Meet community organisations and craft businesses. Tables: 6ft at £6 and 4ft at £4. Refreshments available. (023) 9255 1706 or 9255 1303 to book a table, leeresidents.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cirque Du Central Square, 1000 Lakeside. 5pm-9pm. Official Opening of Retail Outlets. Special guest appearances from local sporting celebrities.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: The Learning Place, 6, Derby Road, North End. 1pm-3pm. Holiday French for Absolute Beginners. Start of an eight-week course. Course fee £57, concs. (023) 9262 1860 to book.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Howard. 07799 850 327, solentsocialising.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. Lincoln (U); 7.30pm. Directed by Stephen Spielberg. Starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Sally Field. Admission £5, concs. (01420) 472 664.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Love Is All You Need (15) 1.45pm. Directed by Susanne Bier. Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Kim Bodnia, Trine Dyrholm. Admission £6, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. Frances Ha (15), 8pm; USA, 2013. Directed by: Noah Baumbach. Starring: Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner and Adam Driver. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Nicholas and Alexandra (PG); 7.30pm. Directed by Franklin J. Schaffner. Starring: Michael Jayston, Janet Suzman and Roderic Noble. In memory of Sean Bowman. Prior to the film Portsmouth Players present a medley of show stoppers form the West End. Admission £10. (023) 9282 8282.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix featuring Nina Schofield.

PORTSMOUTH: Live Lounge, Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm dinner; 8pm show. Geno Washington and Greg Lester. Blues. Admission £12-14 show; £24 with two-course dinner. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Lost In Desire. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Oasis Centre, Arundel Street. 7.30pm. Seriously Funny. Spontaneous humour and spiritual insight from Christian author and satirist Adrian Plass and broadcaster Jeff Lucas. Admission £12. (023) 9234 6440.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 1.30pm, 4.30pm. Children’s Theatre: Room on the Broom. A magical musical delight for children aged three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

CHICHESTER: meet bus stop outside Chichester Cathedral. 10.58am or Binderton Lane bus stop at 11.33. CHA Walking Club Walk. Six-mile circular walk via The Trundle and West Dean. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 2.30pm. Roman Mosaics in Britain. Talk by Dr Stephen Cosh, organised by the Arts & Heritage Group of the Petersfield University of the Third Age. Admission £2. petersfieldu3a.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SHAWFORD DOWN: meet Shawford Down car park (GR SU471 249). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. (01730) 269253.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, SEPT 19

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Organ Concert. Featuring Gary Desmond (Bath Abbey). Admission £3, concs. Light refreshments available. (023) 9282 1164.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Royal Marine School of Music Concert. The start of their 2013/14 season of concerts at St Mary’s. (023) 9282 2990.

DANCING

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, London Road. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Sequence and some ballroom. Admission £2.50. (023) 9226 6177.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 7.15pm-10pm. Healer Training Evening Clinic. Admission £5 per session. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Group for the over 55s. Different activity each week from speakers, quizzes, bingo, seated exercises, plus a time to socialise and make new friends. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. Midday. Charity Lunch. A chance to enjoy a light lunch – the money raised will be used to support a charity.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Blackfish (15); 7pm. USA, 2013. Directed by Gabriela Cowperthwaite. Starring: Samantha Berg, Dave Duffus and Dean Gomersall. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Lucky Bar, 223, Kingston Road (PO2 7EG). 9pm. Mitchell (solo singer).

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Eliza Doe, 7.30pm; Alfie Horne, 8pm; Tuci, 8.30pm; We Are Farmerlee, 9pm; Simonne & The Dark Stars, 9.30pm; Stayawakes, 10.15pm; Open Mic (three songs each, just turn up and put your name down to play), 10.45pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Oxfam Music Fundraiser. Admission £3. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. 9pm. Mr Mountain.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10.30am, 1.30pm. Children’s Theatre: Room on the Broom. A magical musical delight for children aged three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 7.30pm-8.45pm. An African Adventure: Northern Rhodesia 1957-1960. Bob Whiteley takes you on an illustrated journey from the Victoria Falls to the Gwembe Valley carved out by the Zambezi River. Admission £3, concs. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 7pm. Third Thursday Talk: Midget Submarine Commander – The Life of Godfrey Place VC. Talk by author Paul Watkins. Admission £10. (023) 9251 0354 ext 244 to book.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Sir Terence Conran: Talking Design. Sir Terence’s reflections on his profession and career. Admission free. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRIDAY, SEPT 20

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-1am. Peforate presents Guesky Final Classic (Techno) Ian Void. Admission £4. (023) 9229 6352.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: New Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom, sequence, old tyme and more. Dance the afternoon away. Refreshments available. Admission £2.50. (023) 9278 9124.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

LEE-ON-THE SOLENT: St Faith’s Church, Victoria Square. 11am-5pm. Flower Festival. Celebrating the church’s 80th anniversary. Includes craft stalls and refreshments. (023) 9255 6748 or (01329) 662125.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6.15pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Spin and Chat. Bring your spinning wheel or spindle to this new group. Entry costs £1 per person.

WARSASH: St Mary’s Church, Church Road. 10.30am-4pm. Flower Festival. Hosted by Warsash Flower Club in its golden anniversary year. Free admission, donations welcome in aid of church funds. (01489) 574879.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. The Act of Killing (Director’s Cut) (15); 7pm. Denmark/UK/ Norway, 2012. Subtitles. Directed by Joshua Oppenheimer. Starring: Haji Anif, Syamsul Arifin and Safit Pardede. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: Pallant Suite, South Pallant. 6.30pm doors for 7.45pm-10.15pm. Chichester Jazz Club. Featuring The Chris Walker Swingtet. All welcome. Admission £9. (01243) 776001/380910, chichesterjazzclub.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. TheEmily Portman Trio. Folk. Admission £14.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

GRAYSHOTT: Grayshott Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Josienne Clark and Ben Walker. Support from Aimée, young singer/songwriter/guitarist from Liphook. Organised by Grayshott Folk Club. New members welcome. Admission £12. (01428) 607096, grayshottfolkclub.co.uk, grayshott.com/folk.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. Boarhunt Blues Club. Featuring Bad Influence. All welcome. (023) 9225 4909, boarhuntblues.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Flipron. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Mad, Bad and Dangeous.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Forever Can Wait. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. Scarlet Park. Five-piece party band. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. The Proclaimers. Admission £24.50. (023) 9282 8282.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 8pm. Arrows Karaoke.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, 1, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. The Business. Pop/rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 7.30pm. Trivial Pursuits. Comedy by Frank Vickery, presented by the Phoenix Players. Admission £9, concs. (01420) 472 664.

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £15-£34, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Puccini’s Tosca. Presented by OperaUpClose. Admission £19, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2ET). 7.30pm. Invasive Plants in the New Forest. Talk by Catherine Chatters, organised by the Hampshire and IoW Wildlife Trust, Gosport Branch. All welcome. Admission £2.50, concs.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.