What’s On for Monday February 11, 2012

Tom Chambers as Bobby in Crazy For You. Picture by Richard Davenport

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

MONDAY, FEB 11

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church Hall, Derby Road, North End. 10.30am-midday. The Young At Heart Club. A new club for the over-50s. Come along for chat, quizzes, raffles and speakers (with tea/coffee).

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Executive Suite, Inn Lodge, Burrfields Road. 8pm. Portsmouth Jazz Club. Featuring the Frank Griffith Quintet. (023) 9225 5806, 9229 8161, portsmouthjazz.com.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Frightened Rabbit. Plus special guests: Wintersleep and Washington Irving. Admission: £12.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. Scratch Shakespeare: 6pm, A Midsummer Night’s Dream; 6.20pm, The Merchant of Venice; 8.40pm, Twelfth Night. Presented by University of Winchester students. Admission: £5 per show; all three, £11. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Holy Trinity Church Hall, West Street. 7.30pm. From the Depths of the Pond. Talk by Richard Osmond, expert on fresh water biology, organised by the Fareham Group of Hampshire & IOW Wildlife Trust. All welcome. Suggested donation £2. 01329 287653.

HAVANT: Langstone Conservative Club, Emsworth Road. 10.30am. Bio Resonance. Talk, organised by the Havant Complementary Health Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (023) 9307 9413.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 2.30-4pm. Talk by Susan Howe: ‘History Minus the Boring Bits’. Organised by Petersfield U3A. Open to all members, £2 for visitors.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: New Benildus Hall, St John’s College, Grove Road South. 7pm for 7.30pm. St John’s College Politics Society meeting. The deputy leader of Hampshire County Council and former MEP Roy Perry, and the leader of UKIP, Nigel Farage MEP, will address the society. Refreshments available. stjohnscollege.co.uk.

TUESDAY, FEB 12

CONCERTS

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 8pm. Stories Yet To Tell (Winstone/Gein/Venier Trio). Jazz. Admission £14, concs. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-4pm. Weaving Pure and Simple. Workshop for adults. Admission £30 but must be booked in advance. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

COSHAM: Cosham Baptist Church, Havant Road. 7.15pm. Chris Stanbury. Hosted by Cosham keyboard and music club. Tickets £5 (non members) coshamkeyboardandmusicclub.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Barry Manilow’s Copacabana: a new musical. Presented by The Portsmouth Players. Admission £8.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

BISHOP’S WALTHAM: St Peter’s Church Hall, Free Street. 8pm. Engines at War. Illustrated talk by author and broadcaster Christian Wolmar. Organised by the Meon Valley Locomotive Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9269 8976.

CLANFIELD: Petersgate Infant School, Green Lane (PO8 0JU). 7.30pm. Seed Sowing. Talk by Geoff Hawkins, organised by the Clanfield Gardening Club. New members welcome. clanfieldgardeningclub.org.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7pm. Wessex Film and Sound Archive (including film of the Havant area). Introduced by Dave Lee, organised by the Friends of Havant Museum. All welcome. Admission £2. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Room 2.07, Park Building, University of Portsmouth, King Henry I Street. 7pm. Visions of Empire: Patriotism, Popular Culture and the City in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries. Talk by Dr Brad Beaven, principal lecturer in history, University of Portsmouth. Organised by the Historical Association. All welcome. Admission £1. (023) 9235 7463, history.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Baffins Community Centre, Westover Road, Copnor. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: University of Portsmouth’s Portland Building, St James Street (PO1 3AH). 6.30pm for 7pm. The Queen of Sheba – Empress or Enigma. Talk by Christopher Bradley, organised by the Portsea Island Decorative and Fine Art Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9242 3976, portsmouthnadfas.co.uk.

WEDNESDAY, FEB 13

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra: Hollywood Blockbusters. Programme features a variety of classic film scores. Admission £14-£24. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

DANCING

FAREHAM: Wallington Community Centre, Broadcut. 8.30pm-10pm. Social Dance. 07505 191 596.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel, South Parade. 1pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £4. (023) 9273 1281.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 7.30pm-9pm. The Thorngate Singers. The Thorngate Singers meet weekly for a fun, informal hour and a half of singing. New members welcome. (023) 9251 0012.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Ruby Sparks (15); 1.45pm, 8pm. Directed by Mark Herman. Starring Colin Firth, Minnie Driver and Mary Steenburgen. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Babette’s Feast (U); 7pm. Denmark, 1987. Directed by Gabriel Axel. Starring Stéphane Audran, Jean-Philippe Lafont, Jarl Kulle and Bibi Andersson. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

GOSPORT: Gosport and Fareham Rugby Football Club, Dolphin Crescent, PO12 2HE. 7.15pm-10.30pm. Gosport Jazz Club. Featuring: The Vintage Hot Five. (023) 9269 3988, gosportjazz.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. 8pm. Acoustix. Featuring The Wide Eyes, Charlotte Clark plus Joe Mills.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Contra. Plus special guests: Hummume and Stray Bullets Kill. Admission £3. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Local Natives. Plus special guests: Balthazar. Admission: £10.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Count Ory. Previously performed by Opera Omnibus (now Opera South) in 1994, this is one of Rossini’s rarer operas, setting a story of early 13th century romantic intrigue to his finest musical structures and accompanied recitatives. Admission £27-£35. (01428) 642161 for further details.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Barry Manilow’s Copacabana: a new musical. Presented by The Portsmouth Players. Admission £8.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Wheel Spins (The Lady Vanishes!). A pre-war mystery. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7pm for 7.30pm. Pastel Landscape. Demonstration by Tony Spencer, organised by the Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors. All welcome. (023) 9259 9153.

HENLEY: meet Duke of Cumberland public house, four miles north of Midhust on A286 (GR SU893258). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. (01730) 269253.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: meet in the main Portchester Castle car park. 2pm. Portchester Castle. Suitable for beginners. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection Hall, Penrhyn Avenue, Drayton. 7.45pm. Bricks, Stam and Guns: The Victorian Forts. An illustrated talk by Geoff Hallett, secretary of the Palmerston Forts Society. Organised by Friends of Portsdown Hill. All welcome. Admission £2 inc refreshments. (023) 9232 5570.

WALTHAM CHASE: Waltham Chase Village Hall, Winchester Road (SO32 2LX). 7.30pm. Undenominational Christian Bible Talk. The simple message of Jesus Christ. All welcome.

THURSDAY, FEB 14

COMEDY

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Jo Caulfield: Better the Devil You Know Tour. Admission £12, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Live! Featuring Oliver Hancock (Portsmouth Cathedral, organ). Admission: £3, concs. portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club Fuction Room, Spur Road. 7.30pm for 8pm-11pm. Club-50 Disco. Golden oldies and disco classics. With Pete Travers. All welcome. Admission: £4 members, £5 guests. (023) 9225 1958 or club-50.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Centre, Havant Road (PO6 1PA). 2pm-4.15pm. TPP Dance Club Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence. Admission: £3.50 (inc tea/coffee). 07989 124 089.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. VAlentine’s Murder Mystery. Presented by Interalia Theatre. Admission £34. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Andrew Motion with a Valentine’s Day Poetry Reading and Creative Writing Workshop. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey. cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Will Carkeet, 7.30pm; Alec Stott, 8pm; Niall Kingston, 8.30pm; Animal Company, 9pm; Not My Generation (supplying drums), 9.30pm-10.30pm; The High Wire Act, 11pm; Dan Ogus, 11.30pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. 8pm. Dave Barrett. An all-round versatile performer.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Barry Manilow’s Copacabana: a new musical. Presented by The Portsmouth Players. Admission £8.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Wheel Spins (The Lady Vanishes!). A pre-war mystery. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. Horticulture Revolution: My Part In It. Talk by Peter Lowater, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Mountbatten Centre, Twyford Avenue. 2pm. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

FRIDAY, FEB 15

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Upfront UK. With Logan D, Sly, Evil B and Shay Dee. Jump up dnb. Admission £5, more on door. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-late. It’s A Sin. With residents DJ Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Andy Askins, Tiffany Stevenson and Sean Collins. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: Third Floor Arts Centre, Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Music in the Round: Peter Cropper and Benjamin Frith. All welcome. Admission £15, concs. (023) 9284 3023, music@port.ac.uk.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: New Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom, sequence, old tyme, etc. Come and dance the afternoon away. Refreshments available. Admission £2.50. (023) 9278 9124.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

CLANFIELD: Butser Ancient Farm, Chalton Lane, Chalton (PO8 0BG). An Evening of Earthly Delights. To celebrate the feast of St Valentine The Burning Glass are returning to entertain us while we enjoy an eastern-style feast in the romantic atmosphere of the Great Roundhouse in aid of the Romano-British Community Garden Project. Admission £20 pp. (023) 9259 8838, butserancientfarm.co.uk.

FAREHAM: WMC, Mill Road. ‘Come Fly with Us’. Charity disco evening. farehamwmc.com, 01329 232575.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Club Disco, Key Draw and Meat Draw. hillparkclub.co.uk 01329 280782.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

WATERLOOVILLE: The Acorn Centre, 3, The Kestrels, Wecock. 9.30am-midday. Table Top Sale. Light refreshments also available. (023) 9225 8423. acorncentre.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Midnight’s Children (12A); 7pm. UK/Canada, 2012. Directed by Deepa Mehta. Starring Satya Bhabha, Shahana Goswami and Rajat Kapoor. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: The Portsmouth Film Society, Havelock Community Centre, 324, Fawcett Road. Portsmouth Archive Films (n/a), 2pm. A look back at Portsmouth and Southsea’s history an the big screen. Casablanca (U), 4pm; USA, 1942. Directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Humphrey Bogart. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 8pm. Hats off to Led Zeppelin. Tribute to the rock band. (01420) 472664, phoenixarts.co.uk.

MILTON: The Old House at Home, 104, Locksway Road. 8.30pm. Lady Gaga Tribute.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. Boarhunt Blues Club. Featuring: The Steve ‘Bigman’ Clayton Trio. All welcome. Admission: £15. (023) 9225 4909, boarhuntblues.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11.15pm. Kelly Woods. Soul. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Lord Chichester, Chichester Road. 8.30pm. Stolen.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Larry Miller. Admission: £10 advance, £12 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Free Beer and Naked Women. Rock/pop band. (023) 9282 1658.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Animals and Friends with special guest the legendary Steve Cropper. Admission: £21.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Count Ory. Previously performed by Opera Omnibus (now Opera South) in 1994, this is one of Rossini’s rarer operas, setting a story of early 13th century romantic intrigue to his finest musical structures and accompanied recitatives. Admission £27-£35. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Female Gothic. Presented by Dyad Productions. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Barry Manilow’s Copacabana: a new musical. Presented by The Portsmouth Players. Admission £8.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Wheel Spins (The Lady Vanishes!). A pre-war mystery. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: St Mary’s Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2ET). 7.30pm. Titchfield Haven and Beyond. A presentation by Richard Levett, HCC warden of Titchfield Haven, organised by the Hampshire and Isle of Wight Wildlife Trust, Gosport Branch. All welcome. Admission: £2.50, refreshments included.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, FEB 16

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Shifty Disco presented by Tribalistic. Psy trance/techno. Admission £5. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

COMEDY

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. The Havant Comedy Club. Resident host Joe Wells. Featuring James Sherwood, plus support from Romesh Ranganathan and Ben Target. Admission £9.50, concs. All welcome. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

DANCING

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls Ballroom, Bury Road. 7.30pm-11.45pm. Freestyle Jive Dance to the music of Kingcats, plus DJ. 50s era jive music. (023) 9242 8732.

FAREHAM: 24/7 Fitness Studio, Down End Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Dizzyfeet Dancing Valentines Dance. American supper and BYO refreshments. Raffle, cabaret and plenty of your favourite Ballroom, Latin American and Sequence dances. Admission: £10. 02380 231912.

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission: £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 11am-3pm. Juggling Jake’s Circus Workshop. For children of all ages. (01420) 472664, phoenixarts.co.uk.

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 8pm. Jo Caulfield: ‘Better The Devil You Know’ Tour. Stand-Up comedian who has appeared on ‘Mock The Week’ and ‘Have I Got News For You?’ Tickets £12. (01420) 472664, phoenixarts.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Market Square. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10.30am. Storytelling Session. Hear about and get involved in a magical world full of faraway places and silly stories. For four to eight year olds. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Technology Department, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 10am-4pm. Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors Carve-in. All welcome. (023) 9259 9153 for further information.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: WMC, Mill Road. 8.30pm. Think Twice. Singing duo. 01329 232575 farehamwmc.com.

MILTON: The Old House at Home, 104, Locksway Road. 8.30pm. All or Nothing. Portsmouth-based cover band.

PORTSMOUTH: Admiral Drake, Silverlock Close (off Kingston Crescent). 8.30pm. Reactor 1. European warm-up gig. reactor1.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Dave Barrett.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Bog Rolling Stones. Admission: £10 advance, £12 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. Mr Big Stuff! Soul, Motown, RnB. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Blackout. Rock covers. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Yes, Prime Minister. Written by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street.5.30pm. Count Ory. Previously performed by Opera Omnibus (now Opera South) in 1994, this is one of Rossini’s rarer operas, setting a story of early 13th century romantic intrigue to his finest musical structures and accompanied recitatives. Admission £27-£35. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Blackadder: Being a True and Japesome Historie of Englande ... Interalia Theatre have a very cunning plan. Admission £10. (023) 9246 6363.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. A new production. Admission: £22-£52. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Barry Manilow’s Copacabana: a new musical. Presented by The Portsmouth Players. Admission £8.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Wheel Spins (The Lady Vanishes!). A pre-war mystery. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

ROWLANDS CASTLE: meet Manor Lodge Road car park (GR SU723104). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A five-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.25am. (01730) 269253.

SUNDAY, FEB 17

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 3pm-6.30pm. Valentine’s Tea Dance. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Red, white and blue theme. £3.50 - tea included. (023) 9259 8456.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: WMC, Mill Road. Sunday is bingo and quiz night. 01329 232575.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 7pm. Arrows Karaoke. SOUTHSEA: Palmerston Road. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

MONEYFIELDS: Moneyfield Avenue, 6-9pm. Mojo Dollar. Five-piece 60’s band.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. Secret Smile. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 1pm-4pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

MONDAY, FEB 18

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church Hall, Derby Road, North End. 10.30am-midday. The Young At Heart Club. A new club for the over-50s. Come along for chat, quizzes, raffles and speakers (with tea/coffee).

GIGS

NORTH BOARHUNT: Forest Folk, Trampers Lane. 8pm. The Young’uns. UK folk band. Tickets £12. (023) 9226 4288, theyounguns.co.uk.

STAGE

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 7.30pm. Voices of the West End. An evening of songs from West End shows and more. Admission: £8, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Wheel Spins (The Lady Vanishes!). A pre-war mystery. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: The Link (formerly Uncle Tom’s Cabin), Havant Road. 2pm-4pm. Citizens’ Advice Bureau. Talk organised by the Portsdown Branch of the U3A. All welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9237 8785, 9237 4044.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.