What’s On for Monday October 22, 2012

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

MONDAY, OCT 22

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Entertainments Hall, Locksway Road, Milton. 7.30pm-10.15pm. Ballroom, Latin American and Sequence Dance. Dancing with Elaine Hardy. All welcome. BYO refreshments. Admission £3. (023) 9235 5388, 07732 968 236.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. For anyone over 60. Music with DJ, and other varied events. New members welcome. (023) 9269 1740 or 9237 0030.

COSHAM: Medina School, Medina Road. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 7pm. Portsmouth Bookfest 2012: A Force to be Reckoned With. WI expert Jane Robinson will recall tales from her book. Admission £5 (book tickets on (023) 9268 8037). (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Fun, plus exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Cuthbert’s Church Centre, Hayling Avenue, Copnor. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 1pm-3pm. Table Tennis for the Over 55s. Non-competitive sessions (costing £2), open to all levels of ability. For further details telephone (023) 9261 7890 or just turn up.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring volunteer’s paintings and donated paintings and prints. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. Library hours. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Work by artist Des Kilfeather.

GIGS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 8pm. Fay Hield and The Hurricane Party in Concert. Admission £15, concs. (01252) 745444.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Bear Cavalry. Admission free. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £29.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Calendar Girls. By Tim Firth, based on the motion picture by Juliette Towhidi and Tim Firth, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-10pm. New Apollo Halloween Double Bill: And Death Shall Have Dominion; followed by The Tell Tale Heart. Two chilling one-act plays. Admission: £12. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

EMSWORTH: Mountford Room, Emsworth Community Centre, Church Path. 7.30pm. Brick, Steam and Guns. An illustrated talk by Geoff Hallett on Portsmouth’s forts. (01243) 373780.

HAVANT: Langstone Conservative Club, Emsworth Road. 10.30am. Neals Yards Products. Talk, organised by the Havant Complementary Health Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (023) 9307 9413.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, OCT 23

DANCING

LISS: Village Hall. 8pm-10.15pm. Liss Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (01730) 892570.

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

COSHAM: Highbury Community Centre, Hawthorn Crescent. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.15pm-9.15pm. Monthly Shakes: Cha Cha. Step in time with a fun introduction to this Cuban dance style. No experience necessary. Admission £10. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: White Horse, North Wallington. 7.30pm-9.30pm. An Evening of Ukulele Fun! Come along and sing along or strum, please bring a ukulele if you have one. Fun for all ages. Free to join in. (01329) 235197.

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. 8pm. Just Sing. Regain your sanity, there are no auditions, just enjoyment. Admission £3.

PORTSMOUTH: St Francis Church, Northern Parade. 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring volunteer’s paintings and donated paintings and prints. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Westbury Manor Museum, West Street. 10am-5pm. Fareham Woodcarvers’ Exhibition 2012. The group of craftsmen and women use traditional as well as innovative methods to work wood in a range of styles. Some work in this exhibition will be for sale. (01329) 822063.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. Library hours. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Work by artist Des Kilfeather.

SOUTHSEA: Art Space Portsmouth, 27, Brougham Road. 2pm-4pm. Parasite and Prayer by Sarah Rowland, the recipient of the Art Space Portsmouth GASP Graduate Award 2012. artspace.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: The Portsmouth Film Society, Omega Centre, Omega Road (PO5 4LP). Young Soul Rebels (18), 8pm; UK, 1991. Directed by: Isaac Julien. Starring: Valentine Nonyela, Mo Sesay and Dorian Healey. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Front Bar, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Open Mic Night. Musicians of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Andrews Brothers. A mix of rock, pop, soul, jazz and country in their own style. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Jim Jones Revue. Plus special guests: Honkeyfinger; The Good Time Charlies. Admission £11. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £29.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. The Nutcracker. Presented by Moscow Ballet – La Classique. Admission: £21-£22. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. The Sacred Flame. Classic murder mystery by W Somerset Maugham. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. The Sound of Music. Presented by the Haslemere Players. Admission £8-£14.50, concs. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-10pm. New Apollo Halloween Double Bill: And Death Shall Have Dominion; followed by The Tell Tale Heart. Two chilling one-act plays. Admission: £12. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Calendar Girls. By Tim Firth, based on the motion picture by Juliette Towhidi and Tim Firth, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, Curzon Howe Road, Portsea. 7.30pm. The Crucible. A tragedy about the purge of whitchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts. Admission £9.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Sherlock Holmes: A Study in Fear! A new play by John Goodrum, presented by Rumpus Theatre Company. Admission £10-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet Baffins Community Centre, Westover Road, Copnor. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

WEDNESDAY, OCT 24

COMEDY

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Danny Bhoy – Dear Epson. This show revolves around a handful of ‘feedback’ letters Danny penned out of frutration. Admission: £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. All welcome. Admission £2.50 (refreshments included). (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

EVENTS

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. Cycle ride to Trotton and Petworth. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Adventure Playground, Malins Road. 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Institute, 238, Havant Road, Drayton. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Something different to do each week with a friendly group. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

WATERLOOVILLE: The Sacred Heart and St Peter Church, 356, London Road (PO7 7SR). 7.30pm. One World Week Question Time: Shaping the Future. The format of the evening will follow that of BBC’s Question Time. Panellists include representatives from WDM, CAFOD, the Green Party and Portsmouth University. Admission by donation to OWW. (023) 9225 1593.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring volunteer’s paintings and donated paintings and prints. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Westbury Manor Museum, West Street. 10am-5pm. Fareham Woodcarvers’ Exhibition 2012. The group of craftsmen and women use traditional as well as innovative methods to work wood in a range of styles. Some work in this exhibition will be for sale. (01329) 822063.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. Library hours. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Work by artist Des Kilfeather.

SOUTHSEA: Art Space Portsmouth, 27, Brougham Road. 2pm-4pm. Parasite and Prayer by Sarah Rowland, the recipient of the Art Space Portsmouth GASP Graduate Award 2012. artspace.co.uk.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. J Edgar (15); 1.45pm, 8pm. Directed by Clint Eastwood. Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Armie Hammer and Judi Dench. Admission £4.85, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. F For Fake (PG); 7pm. UK 1976 (re-released 2012). Directed by Orson Welles. Starring: Orson Welles, Oja Kodar and Joseph Cotten. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. Executive Stress. (01243) 375866.

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix. Featuring Martha Paton.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Every Time I Die. Plus support, Admission: £14 advance, £16 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Reverend and The Makers. Plus special guests: The Virgin Marys. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £29.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. The Sacred Flame. Classic murder mystery by W Somerset Maugham. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. The Sound of Music. Presented by the Haslemere Players. Admission £8-£14.50, concs. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAYLING ISLAND: Hayling Island Community Centre, Hayling Park (off Station Road), West Town. 7.30pm. The Drowsy Chaperone. A musical within a play, presented by Hayling Musical Society. Admission: £8. (023) 9246 7545, haylingmusical.com.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Calendar Girls. By Tim Firth, based on the motion picture by Juliette Towhidi and Tim Firth, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-10pm. New Apollo Halloween Double Bill: And Death Shall Have Dominion; followed by The Tell Tale Heart. Two chilling one-act plays. Admission: £12. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 11am, 7.30pm. Sherlock Holmes: A Study in Fear! A new play by John Goodrum, presented by Rumpus Theatre Company. Admission £10-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Road. 1.45pm for 2pm. Haslemere Flower Club Monthly Meeting. Demonstrator Dodie Stevens with Witches of Hallowe’en. Visitors and new members welcome. nafas.org.uk.

HAVANT: Warblington School Drama Room, Southleigh Road. 7.30pm. The Wildlife of Langstone Harbour. A talk by Chris Cockburn (of the RSPB), organised by the Havant, Hayling Island and Emsworth District of the Hampshire and IoW Wildlife Trust. All welcome. Admission: £2.50. hwt.org.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Community Centre, The Park, Station Road. 2.30pm. From Attic to Basements. Talk by Mark Pitchforth, organised by the Hayling Island Horticultural Society. Visitors and new members welcome. haylingislandhorticulturalsociety.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PARK GATE: Talisman, 3, Bridge Road (SO31 7GD). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Ed. 07801 278 602, solentsocialising.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido. 7.30pm. How Portsmouth Won Portsmouth in Bloom. An illustrated talk by Brian Kidd in aid of of Hilsea Lido Pool for the People Trust. All welcome. Admission: £5 on door.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex, Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 7pm. Portsmouth Bookfest 2012: ReCraft. Advice from the founders of Buttonbag, Sara Duchars and Sarah Marks. Admission £5 (book tickets on (023) 9268 8037). (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORT SOLENT: meet in front of the Odeon Cinema. 2pm. Port Solent Walk. Suitable for beginners but does include an area of uneven ground, sturdy shoes recommended. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

WOOLBEDING COMMON: meet Older Hill National Trust car park (GR SU742335). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A nine-and-a-half-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.25am. All welcome. (01730) 269253.