What’s on for Monday September 16, 2013

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

MONDAY, SEPT 16

CONCERTS

GOSPORT: Holy Trinity Church, Trinity Green, 1pm. Lunchtime Organ Recital by Geoffrey Holroyde. ‘Mr Bach Comes to Town’. Admission free, retiring collection.

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PETERSFIELD: Winton House, High Street. 10.30am-12.30pm. JCPF Phoenix Centre Healing Clinic. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-11.45am. JCPF Spiritual Healing Clinic. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 7.15pm. Tarot Beginners’ Class. Start of 12-week course with teacher Tim Brooks. Admission £95. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Friendly competitive fun with gentle exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50/session. (023) 9278 0500.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

GIGS

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Brave Yesterday. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: The Link (formerly Uncle Tom’s Cabin), Havant Road. 2pm-4pm. How To Grow Old Disgracefully. Talk by Gwen Appleton, organised by the Portsdown Branch of the U3A. All welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9237 8785, 9237 4044.

HAVANT: Warblington School Drama Room, Southleigh Road. 7.30pm-9pm. Art Science and Holography. A display and talk by Pearl John, the public engagement leader Physics and Astronomy University of Southampton, organised by The Science Discovery Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (01243) 373848.

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Assheton Court. 1.30pm-3.30pm. Castle View WI monthly meeting. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9238 9443.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, SEPT 17

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. Post Tenebras Lux (18), 8pm; Mexico, 2012. Directed by: Carlos Reygadas. Starring: Adolfo Jiménez Castro, Nathalia Acevedo and Willebaldo. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. 8pm-11pm. Forest Folk. Featuring: Jim Causley. All welcome. Admission: £12. (023) 9226 4288 info@forestfolk.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, Market Square. 7.15pm for 7.30pm. Write Angle Poetry and Music Open Mic Night. Featuring Iraqi poet Adnan Al-Sayegh (performing in Arabic with English translation). Plus open mic for anyone to show what they can do, or just come and enjoy ... Admission £4. petersfieldwriteangle.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm-11pm. Chrisine Collister, Dave Kelly and Peter Filleul. Soul, blues, country and a little folkabilly. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9229 6352.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Jamie MacDowell and Tom Thum. Admission £6. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Little Johnny Russell’s, Albert Road. Nick Courtney presents ... Andrew Laval, 7pm; Zoe Sutherland, 7.30pm; Ryan James, 8pm; Eileen Kenny, 8.30pm; Saltwatersun, 9pm; Jim Laren, 9.30pm; Pedro Ruz, 10pm. vinylrecords.co.uk/gigguide.txt.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.15pm-11pm. Delta Syncopators. Traditional jazz band. (023) 9229 6352.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £11.50. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.15pm. Puccini’s Turandot live from the Royal Opera House. (01428) 642161 for further details.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 1pm, 7.30pm. Treasure Island. Presented by the Blue Orange Theatre Company. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

LISS: Triangle Centre, Mill Road (GU33 7DX). 7.30pm. Textiles. Alison Hulme, a local textile artist, will share her work with us and explain the journey she has made with it, organised by Liss in Stitches. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £5 for visitors. (01730) 890098.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Parish Hall, Castle Street. 7.30pm. Antiques of Portchester and Fareham. Talk by Nick Walker, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. Visitors and new members welcome.

PORTSMOUTH: British Rail Social Club, Selbourne Terrace, Fratton. 7.30pm for 8pm. Patriot New Build Project. Illustrated talk by John Barrowdale. Organised by the Portsmouth Regional Group of the Mid-Hants Railway Preservation Society. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: by £2 donation. (023) 9267 1251.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Institute, 238, Havant Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Annual General Meeting of the Over 50 Friendship Centre. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £1.50 (inc tea and biscuit).

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection, Penrhyn Avenue, Drayton. 7.30pm. Frontline Debt Advice. Talk by chief executive John Stevens. How the new benefits system will impact those who rely on benefits and how the church can help.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT 18

COMEDY

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Rob Beckett Live. The plan for the show is for you to laugh a lot and leave happier than when you arrived. Admission £10. (01329) 223100.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50. (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Main Entrance, Locksway Road. 8pm-10.15pm. Wednesday Ballroom Club. Come and enjoy some social ballroom dancing, ideal for couples. Admission £3. (023) 9307 7368.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Suitable for both new and experienced dancers . Partner not necessary. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel, South Parade. 1pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £4. (023) 9273 1281.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 9261 3409, 9271 0060.

EVENTS

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: Methodist Church Hall, High Street. 9am-12.30pm. Community BOOST Table Top and Craft Sale. Meet community organisations and craft businesses. Tables: 6ft at £6 and 4ft at £4. Refreshments available. (023) 9255 1706 or 9255 1303 to book a table, leeresidents.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cirque Du Central Square, 1000 Lakeside. 5pm-9pm. Official Opening of Retail Outlets. Special guest appearances from local sporting celebrities.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: The Learning Place, 6, Derby Road, North End. 1pm-3pm. Holiday French for Absolute Beginners. Start of an eight-week course. Course fee £57, concs. (023) 9262 1860 to book.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Howard. 07799 850 327, solentsocialising.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. Lincoln (U); 7.30pm. Directed by Stephen Spielberg. Starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Sally Field. Admission £5, concs. (01420) 472 664.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Love Is All You Need (15) 1.45pm. Directed by Susanne Bier. Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Kim Bodnia, Trine Dyrholm. Admission £6, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. Frances Ha (15), 8pm; USA, 2013. Directed by: Noah Baumbach. Starring: Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner and Adam Driver. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Nicholas and Alexandra (PG); 7.30pm. Directed by Franklin J. Schaffner. Starring: Michael Jayston, Janet Suzman and Roderic Noble. In memory of Sean Bowman. Prior to the film Portsmouth Players present a medley of show stoppers form the West End. Admission £10. (023) 9282 8282.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix featuring Nina Schofield.

PORTSMOUTH: Live Lounge, Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm dinner; 8pm show. Geno Washington and Greg Lester. Blues. Admission £12-14 show; £24 with two-course dinner. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Lost In Desire. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Oasis Centre, Arundel Street. 7.30pm. Seriously Funny. Spontaneous humour and spiritual insight from Christian author and satirist Adrian Plass and broadcaster Jeff Lucas. Admission £12. (023) 9234 6440.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 1.30pm, 4.30pm. Children’s Theatre: Room on the Broom. A magical musical delight for children aged three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

CHICHESTER: meet bus stop outside Chichester Cathedral. 10.58am or Binderton Lane bus stop at 11.33. CHA Walking Club Walk. Six-mile circular walk via The Trundle and West Dean. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 2.30pm. Roman Mosaics in Britain. Talk by Dr Stephen Cosh, organised by the Arts & Heritage Group of the Petersfield University of the Third Age. Admission £2. petersfieldu3a.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SHAWFORD DOWN: meet Shawford Down car park (GR SU471 249). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. (01730) 269253.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, SEPT 19

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Organ Concert. Featuring Gary Desmond (Bath Abbey). Admission £3, concs. Light refreshments available. (023) 9282 1164.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Royal Marine School of Music Concert. The start of their 2013/14 season of concerts at St Mary’s. (023) 9282 2990.

DANCING

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, London Road. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Sequence and some ballroom. Admission £2.50. (023) 9226 6177.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 7.15pm-10pm. Healer Training Evening Clinic. Admission £5 per session. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Group for the over 55s. Different activity each week from speakers, quizzes, bingo, seated exercises, plus a time to socialise and make new friends. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. Midday. Charity Lunch. A chance to enjoy a light lunch – the money raised will be used to support a charity.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Blackfish (15); 7pm. USA, 2013. Directed by Gabriela Cowperthwaite. Starring: Samantha Berg, Dave Duffus and Dean Gomersall. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Lucky Bar, 223, Kingston Road (PO2 7EG). 9pm. Mitchell (solo singer).

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Eliza Doe, 7.30pm; Alfie Horne, 8pm; Tuci, 8.30pm; We Are Farmerlee, 9pm; Simonne & The Dark Stars, 9.30pm; Stayawakes, 10.15pm; Open Mic (three songs each, just turn up and put your name down to play), 10.45pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Oxfam Music Fundraiser. Admission £3. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. 9pm. Mr Mountain.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £16-£37, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10.30am, 1.30pm. Children’s Theatre: Room on the Broom. A magical musical delight for children aged three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 7.30pm-8.45pm. An African Adventure: Northern Rhodesia 1957-1960. Bob Whiteley takes you on an illustrated journey from the Victoria Falls to the Gwembe Valley carved out by the Zambezi River. Admission £3, concs. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 7pm. Third Thursday Talk: Midget Submarine Commander – The Life of Godfrey Place VC. Talk by author Paul Watkins. Admission £10. (023) 9251 0354 ext 244 to book.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Sir Terence Conran: Talking Design. Sir Terence’s reflections on his profession and career. Admission free. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRIDAY, SEPT 20

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-1am. Peforate presents Guesky Final Classic (Techno) Ian Void. Admission £4. (023) 9229 6352.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: New Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom, sequence, old tyme and more. Dance the afternoon away. Refreshments available. Admission £2.50. (023) 9278 9124.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

LEE-ON-THE SOLENT: St Faith’s Church, Victoria Square. 11am-5pm. Flower Festival. Celebrating the church’s 80th anniversary. Includes craft stalls and refreshments. (023) 9255 6748 or (01329) 662125.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6.15pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Spin and Chat. Bring your spinning wheel or spindle to this new group. Entry costs £1 per person.

WARSASH: St Mary’s Church, Church Road. 10.30am-4pm. Flower Festival. Hosted by Warsash Flower Club in its golden anniversary year. Free admission, donations welcome in aid of church funds. (01489) 574879.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Lisa Kerry (acrylics) and the Rev David Lacey (watercolours). Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 9.30am-5pm. Fareham Art Group 63rd Annual Exhibition. New art work by local artists and a joint project reflecting the work of Paul Cezanne.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Veolia Environment Wildlife Photographer of the Year Exhibition. World-renowned annual exhibition puts the spotlight on the rarely-seen wonders of the natural world. All 100 winning and commended images from the 2012 competition are on display. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-4.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. The Lone Ranger (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer and William Fichtner. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. The Act of Killing (Director’s Cut) (15); 7pm. Denmark/UK/ Norway, 2012. Subtitles. Directed by Joshua Oppenheimer. Starring: Haji Anif, Syamsul Arifin and Safit Pardede. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: Pallant Suite, South Pallant. 6.30pm doors for 7.45pm-10.15pm. Chichester Jazz Club. Featuring The Chris Walker Swingtet. All welcome. Admission £9. (01243) 776001/380910, chichesterjazzclub.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. TheEmily Portman Trio. Folk. Admission £14.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

GRAYSHOTT: Grayshott Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Josienne Clark and Ben Walker. Support from Aimée, young singer/songwriter/guitarist from Liphook. Organised by Grayshott Folk Club. New members welcome. Admission £12. (01428) 607096, grayshottfolkclub.co.uk, grayshott.com/folk.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. Boarhunt Blues Club. Featuring Bad Influence. All welcome. (023) 9225 4909, boarhuntblues.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Flipron. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Mad, Bad and Dangeous.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Forever Can Wait. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. Scarlet Park. Five-piece party band. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. The Proclaimers. Admission £24.50. (023) 9282 8282.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 8pm. Arrows Karaoke.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, 1, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. The Business. Pop/rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 7.30pm. Trivial Pursuits. Comedy by Frank Vickery, presented by the Phoenix Players. Admission £9, concs. (01420) 472 664.

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Another Country. By Julian Mitchell. Directed by Jeremy Herrin. Scandal in a 1930s English public school. Admission: £24.50, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Theatre in the Park, Oaklands Park. 7pm. Neville’s Island. A comedy in thick fog by Tim Firth. Starring Adrian Edmundson, Rufus Hound, John Marquez and Tim McMullan. Admission: £15-£34, concs. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Rough Justice. Courtroom drama by Terence Frisby, starring Tom Conti. Admission: £20.50-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. John Osborne’s Look Back In Anger. Presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Carnaby Street. New musical set against the backdrop of London’s West End in the 60s. Admission: £17.50-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Miser. Classic farce by Moliere. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Puccini’s Tosca. Presented by OperaUpClose. Admission £19, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2ET). 7.30pm. Invasive Plants in the New Forest. Talk by Catherine Chatters, organised by the Hampshire and IoW Wildlife Trust, Gosport Branch. All welcome. Admission £2.50, concs.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.