What’s on for Saturday April 20, 2013

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

SATURDAY, APRIL 20

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-2am. A Night of DF Punk and Rock. Featuring: Charred Hearts, Bleach Boys with a night of punk rock. A Fever production presenting Annix with support from Jim Rayner, the Philosopher, Vinyl Ritchie, Alton X, Stax Smooth. Admission £5. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 9pm. Beats & Swings First Birthday Extravaganza. Admission £8. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

HAYLING ISLAND: St Mary’s Church, Church Road. 7.30pm. Organ Recital. With William Hayward. Admission free, retiring collection, proceeds to the Community Spirit Appeal.

PETERSFIELD: St Peter’s Church, The Square. 7.30pm. The Ensemble Reza String Quintet in concert. Performing works by Borodin, Haydn, Barrière and Schubert. Admission £12. (01730) 261199.

PORTSMOUTH: St John’s RC Cathedral, Edinburgh Road. 7.30pm. Food of Love: classical choral music for lovers. Music by Whitacre, Rutter and Lassus. Sung by the Renaissance Choir conducted by Peter Gambie, piano solos by Karen Kingsley. Admission £2-£10, in advance or on door. (023) 9247 5259, renaissancechoir.org.uk.

DANCING

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission: £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

EMSWORTH: Palmers Road car park. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

HAVANT: St Joseph’s Church Hall, West Street. 11am-1pm. Jumble Sale. Bargains galore. Nearly new, bric-a-brac, books, clothes and lots more. New stock! (023) 9248 4520, rchavant.org.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10.30am-3.30pm. St George & The Dragon Open Day. A day of events to celebrate the patron saint of England: Storytelling at 10.30am; Make a model dragon, 10.30am-2pm; By George with Soop Theatre, 11am; Morris Men, 1pm-3pm. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Hayling Island Community Centre Association, Station Road (PO11 0HB). 7pm-11pm. Races and Aces. Organised by Hayling Island Gorron Twinning Association. Admission £15 (inc supper). Entrance includes [HIGTA] currency (no monetary value). Black tie optional. 07999 537 840.

LEWES: Firle Place, Firle, near Lewes (BN8 6LP). 10am-5pm. The Garden Show in Spring. Second of three days of garden therapy: a wide range of plants, gardening products, garden furniture, sculpture, art, gifts and country food in one accessible location. Admission £6, concs. (01243) 538456, thegardenshowonline.com.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 10am. The Syrian Orthodox Church in Europe Service. The Syrian Orthodox Church in Europe Community meet for the Liturgy.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. 10.30am. Coffee Morning.

TITCHFIELD: Parish Rooms, High Street. 10am-midday. Jumble Sale. Raising funds for the Titchfield Bonfire Boys.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Secrets of the Solent. Film, photographs, artefacts and paintings by Sarah Morrish. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-5pm. Calligraphy in Portsmouth. Exhibition of creative calligraphy by adult education students from Portsmouth College. portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTCHESTER: Health Centre/Library, West Street. 9.30am-1pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs of Portchester past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 10am-3.30pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

FILMS

LISS: Triangle Centre. Skyfall (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by: Sam Mendes. Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem and Naomie Harris. Admission: £6 in advance, £7 on door. (01730) 301000.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Arbitrage (15); 7pm. USA, 2013. Directed by Nicholas Jarecki. Starring: Richard Gere, Tim Roth and Susan Sarandon. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Fareham WMC, Mill Road. Andy Kennett. farehamwmc.com.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. The Invicters and DJ Zodiac. Members £4, guests £7.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Mighty Shrimp. Ska music.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Brian Houston with Robert Vincent. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Power of Three. rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Raiders. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm. Beats and Swings Room Two. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. 80s Party Night with Spirit. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 8pm. Arrows Karaoke.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Hazzard County. Southern rock band. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 2pm. Folded Feather. A heart-warming and interactive family-friendly spectacular presented by Suitcase Circus. Admission £6, concs. (01420) 472 664.

BOTLEY: All Saints Church, High Street. 7.30pm. Now That’s What I Call a Musical. Julie and Denis Bromley and friends sing songs from the shows. Admission £5-£7. (01489) 782445.

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm. Acid Rain: A Murder Mystery Dinner. Can you help Bond foil Spectre’s deadly plot. Presented by Denmead Operatic Society. Admission: £18 (inc hog roast meal), must be booked in advance. (01329) 310849.

FAREHAM: Millennium Hall, HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane (PO14 1AS). 7.30pm. The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen’s Guild Dramatic Society’s Production of A Christmas Carol. Comedy by David McGillivray and Walter Zerlin Jnr, presented by Collingwood RSC. Admission: £6. 07502 037 922.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Charley’s Aunt. Farce by Brandon Thomas, presented by Creative Cow. Admission: £13-£24.50 concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. What the Dickens? Inventive comedy presented by Gonzo Moose in which three actors play over 20 roles in 80 minutes of fast-paced fun. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. James Bond Murder Mystery: Shaken & Disturbed. Sift through the clues and avoid the red herrings to become the super sleuth. Admission: £22, concs (inc a two-course meal). (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Hairspray. Starring Mark Benton, Lucy Benjamin, Marcus Collins and Freya Sutton. Admission: £20-£45. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 10am, 1pm. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom. Packed full of games, songs and laughter, live on stage for the very first time. Admission £11.50-£15.50, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Scorched. A moving, Oscar-nominated thriller with twists and turns, set in war-torn Lebanon, that will keep you guessing to the final denouement. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 2pm, 7.30pm. West Side Story. Presented by SJ Theatre Productions. Admission £16, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

CHILGROVE: meet on B2141, between South Harting and Lavant. 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-and-a-half-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.15am. (01730) 269253.

GOSPORT: meet Priddy’s Hard side of Millennium Bridge. 1pm. Gosport Heritage Guided Walk ... around the perimeter of the old munitions depot, through the seven hards that make up Hardway. Tales of smuggling, the gibbet and buried treasure. (023) 9250 1024. thegosportsociety.com.

SUNDAY, APRIL 21

COMEDY

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 8pm. Jimmy Carr: Gagging Order. Brand new show, brand new jokes, same old Jimmy. Admission: £25. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 4pm. Joint Concert given by Portsmouth High School Junior Choir and the Choir of St Mary’s.

EVENTS

DENMEAD: All Saints Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 2pm-3pm. Denmead Church Flower Club’s 12th Annual Plant Sale. Quality plants at bargain pricesl Proceeds in aid of Denmead Flower Club charities.

FAREHAM: Fareham WMC, Mill Road. Sunday is bingo and quiz night. farehamwmc.com.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Evening bingo and quiz night in the lounge.

HAYLING ISLAND: Eastoke Corner Plaza. From midday. St George’s Day Celebrations. Includes a Classic Car and Military Vehicle Display in the car park opposite the Olive Leaf; Entertainment on the Plaza includes Out of the Shadows, Merlett Morris Men and a Punch and Judy Show; all rounded off with a sunset ceremony featuring music from the HMS Collingwood Band.

LEWES: Firle Place, Firle, near Lewes (BN8 6LP). 10am-5pm. The Garden Show in Spring. Last of three days of garden therapy: a wide range of plants, gardening products, garden furniture, sculpture, art, gifts and country food in one accessible location. Admission £6, concs. (01243) 538456, thegardenshowonline.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Bransbury Park, Eastney. 2pm-5pm. Miniature Railway Rides. Portsmouth Model Engineering Society members offer rides on steam and/or electric locomotives (weather permitting). Rides are 40p per person for two circuits of track. portsmouthmes.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 10am-4pm. Quiet Day. Conducted by the Rev John Draper. Please bring a packed lunch, drinks and tea provided. Admission: £6. Please let the Sisters know if you want to attend on 023-9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Palmerston Road. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 2.30pm-4.30pm. Secrets of the Solent. Film, photographs, artefacts and paintings by Sarah Morrish. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-5pm. Calligraphy in Portsmouth. Exhibition of creative calligraphy by adult education students from Portsmouth College. portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Pelham Arms, 78, Chichester Road. 6pm-9pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, beat and soul.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 2pm-6pm. Acoustic Afternoon with Herbie, Keith, Graham and gang. All welcome to listen or join in.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 1pm-4pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. Fred and James Live Jukebox. You choose the tunes. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Slippery Junkstar Baby. Steve and guests. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 5pm. The B of the Bang. Plus special guests: Revere, The Hall of Mirrors, Billy Vincent, The Boy I Used To Be, and Rich Keam. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 1.30pm, 4.30pm. Tall Stories’ The Gruffalo’s Child. Theatre for ages three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 2.30m. The History of Portsmouth. Learn about the city’s history and growth. Talk from Portsmouth’s Blue Badge Service. Admission £3, concs. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Highland Road Cemetery. Midday-4pm. Information Day and Tour (2pm). Chapel opens midday with 250-plus displays. Organised by the Friends of Highland Road Cemetery. Admission £3 for tour. (023) 9266 8657.

MONDAY, APRIL 22

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Entertainments Hall, Locksway Road, Milton. 7.30pm-10.15pm. Ballroom, Latin American and Sequence Dance. Dancing with Elaine Hardy. All welcome. BYO refreshments. Admission £3.50. (023) 9235 5388, 07732 968 236.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. With a varied programme of events. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9237 0030, 9269 1740.

COSHAM: Medina School, Medina Road. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Friendly competitive fun with gentle exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50 session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church Hall Committee Room, Derby Road, North End. 10am-midday. The Young at Heart Club, a club for the over 50s. Come along for chat, quizzes, raffles, activities and speakers, with tea/coffee.

PORTSMOUTH: Wells Smith Room, St Cuthbert’s Church Centre, Hayling Avenue. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

SOUTHSEA: House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Monday Afternoon Quiet Day. Conducted by Miss Angela O’Donoghue the associates of the Sisters of Bethany. Admission: £3. Please let the Sisters know if you want to attend on 023-9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-5pm. Calligraphy in Portsmouth. Exhibition of creative calligraphy by adult education students from Portsmouth College. portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTCHESTER: Health Centre/Library, West Street. 9.30am-7pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs of Portchester past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 9.30am-5pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

GIGS

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Leisure Society. Plus special guests Keston Cobblers’ Club. Admission £12.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £25.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. The Full Monty. A play by Simon Beaufoy, directed by Daniel Evans and starring: Sidney Cole, Kenny Doughty, Craig Gazey, Roger Morlidge, Kieran O’Brien and Simon Rouse. Featuring songs from the film. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10am, 1.30pm. Tall Stories’ The Gruffalo’s Child. Theatre for ages three plus and their families. Admission £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Serenity Sanctuary, 89, Brockhurst Road (PO12 3AT). 3pm-4pm. Light (Living in Greater Health Today) Group. An informal friendly group for people experiencing CFS/ME/FM and other chronic illnesses, run by people who have experienced these challenges themselves. (023) 9252 1673.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: The Royal Marine Association Club, The War Memorial Pavilion, Dunn Close, Henderson Road, Eastney. 7.30pm for 8pm. AGM, Book Sale and Talk and Display on Knitted Comforts. With Joyce Meader, organised by the Western Front Association, Hampshire and Isle of Wight Branch. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9269 3867.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: New Benildus Hall, St John’s College, Grove Road South. 7pm for 7.30pm. St John’s College Politics Society meeting. Lord Howard of Rising, will address the society about ton the life and importance of Enoch Powell, noted for his views on immigration. Refreshments available. stjohnscollege.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Sellers Coffee House, 1, Kent Road. 7.30pm. Spinnaker Speakers. Become a more confident speaker and better leader. 07713 358 148, spinnakerspeakers.org.

TUESDAY, APRIL 23

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Eastney Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: St Francis Church, Northern Parade, Hilsea. 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: The Boardwalk, Port Solent. St George’s Day Celebrations. An evening of entertainment including sword fighting knights, maidens, dragons and adult humour abounding.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 2.30pm-4.30pm. Secrets of the Solent. Film, photographs, artefacts and paintings by Sarah Morrish. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 9.30am-6pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Hyde Park on Hudson (12A); 8pm. Comedy directed by Roger Michell. Starring: Bill Murray, Laura Linney, Olivia Williams, Olivia Coleman, Samuel West, Elizabeth Marvel and Blake Ritson. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: The Portsmouth Film Society, Omega Centre, Omega Street (PO5 4LP). Argo (15), 8pm; USA, 2011. Directed by Ben Affleck. Starring: Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Tate Donovan and Kerry Bishé. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Denise Black’s Loose Screw.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11.15pm. Moulettes with special guest Emma Stevens. Folk. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Lounge @ The RMA. Acoustic showcase night. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Peace. Plus special guests Superfood. Admission £8. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £25.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. An Evening of Fishing with Bob Nudd. Admission £12.50. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Cider with Rosie. A new stage version presented by Gloucestershire’s Everyman Theatre. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. The Full Monty. A play by Simon Beaufoy, directed by Daniel Evans and starring: Sidney Cole, Kenny Doughty, Craig Gazey, Roger Morlidge, Kieran O’Brien and Simon Rouse. Featuring songs from the film. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Crazy For You. The new Gershwin musical, presented by South Downe Musical Society. Admission £12-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. The Eckersley Lecture: Can We Survive the 21st Century. Our annual science lecture, this year given by Lord Winston. Admission free. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Baffins Community Centre, Westover Road, Copnor. 10.30am. Two/Three Mile Walk with Friends. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50. (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel, South Parade. 1pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £4. (023) 9273 1281.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 0261 3409, 9271 0060.

EVENTS

BEDHAMPTON: Golden Lion, 54, Bedhampton Road (PO9 3EY). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Adrian. 07971 829 130, solentsocialising.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Adventure Playground, Malins Road, Buckland. 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Isambard Brunel Junior School, Wymering Road, North End. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTCHESTER: Health Centre/Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs of Portchester past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 9.30am-6pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

FILMS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. Great Expectations (12A); 7.30pm. Directed by Mike Newell. Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter and Robbie Coltrane. Admission £5, concs. (01420) 472 664.

DROXFORD: Village Hall. Lis Miserables (12A) 7pm doors for 7.30pm. Directed by Tom Hooper. Starring: Anne Hathaway, Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe. Admission: £5. (01489) 877631.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Argo (15); 8pm. Directed by Ben Affleck. Starring: Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Tate Donovan and Kerry Bishé. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Morris: A Life with Bells On (12A); 1.45pm. Directed by Lucy Akhurst. Starring: Lucy Akhurst, Brodie Bass and Andy Black. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: New Savoy Cinema, Festival Hall, Heath Road. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (12A) 7pm doors for 7.30pm. Directed by Peter Jackson. Starring: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen and Richard Armitage. Admission: £5. (01730) 264182.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. For Ellen (15); 7pm. USA, 2012. Directed by So Kim. Starring: Paul Dano and Shaylena Mandigo. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

GOSPORT: Gosport and Fareham Rugby Football Club, Dolphin Crescent, PO12 2HE. 7.15pm-10.30pm. Gosport Jazz Club. Featuring: New Orleans Heat. (023) 9269 3988, gosportjazz.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Willie Nile. Americana, rock, singer-songwriter. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £25.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GRAYSHOTT: Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Nunsense – The Musical. Presented by Grayshott Stagers. Admission: £11.50. (01428) 605464, grayshottstagers.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Cider with Rosie. A new stage version presented by Gloucestershire’s Everyman Theatre. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Sarah Jayne’s Dolly Parton Experience. Starring Sarah Jayne and Andy Crust. Admission: £11.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. The Full Monty. A play by Simon Beaufoy, directed by Daniel Evans and starring: Sidney Cole, Kenny Doughty, Craig Gazey, Roger Morlidge, Kieran O’Brien and Simon Rouse. Featuring songs from the film. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Crazy For You. The new Gershwin musical, presented by South Downe Musical Society. Admission £12-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

DENMEAD: meet Denmead Green/Kidmore Lane car park. 10.38am. CHA Walking Club Walk. Five/six-mile circular walk. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

HAVANT: United Reformed Church Hall, Elm Lane. 7.30pm. A Hampshire Calendar. Talk by Gerald Ponting, organised by the Havant and District Horticultural Society. All welcome. Admission £1. havanthorticulturalsociety.hampshire.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Library, 27, The Square. 7.30pm-9pm. Local History Talk on the Isle of Wight, Portsmouth and The Solent. Given by Mark Bardell. Admission £3, tickets available at Petersfield Library. (01730) 267806.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Two/Three Mile Walk with Friends. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSDOWN HILL: meet Portsdown Hill car park (GR SU664065). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A 10-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.25am. (01730) 269253.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORT SOLENT: meet in front of the Odeon Cinema. 2pm. Port Solent Walk. Suitable for beginners but does include an area of uneven ground, sturdy shoes recommended. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, APRIL 25

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Live! Featuring Portsmouth Grammar School (chamber music and soloists). Admission: £3, concs. (023) 9282 3300.

DANCING

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, London Road. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Sequence and some ballroom. Admission £2.35.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Centre, Havant Road (PO6 1PA). 2pm-4.15pm. TPP Dance Club Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence. Admission: £3.50 (inc tea/coffee). 07989 124 089.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Club for the over 55s. Different activity each week with a welcoming friendly group. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Paulsgrove Community Centre, Marsden Road, Paulsgrove. 1.15pm-2.45pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

SOUTHSEA: Second Chance House, Somers Bridge Road, Somers Town. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey, cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTCHESTER: Health Centre/Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs of Portchester past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 9.30am-6pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. I Give It A Year (15); 8pm. Romantic comedy directed by Dan Mazer. Starring: Anna Faris, Rose Byrne, Simon Baker, Minnie Driver and Olivia Colman. (01428) 642161 for further details.

GIGS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 8pm. Mike Dawes. Admission £11, concs. (01420) 472 664.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Sasha Mattissen, 7pm; Glen Malo, 7.30pm; Mike Keating, 8pm; Dean Curtis, 8.30pm; Welcome Pariah, 9pm; The James Tiffins Band, 9.30pm; Open Mic (three songs each, just turn up and put your name down to play), 10pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. Ragdoll.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Martin Stephenson. Admission £10. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £25.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Tom Crean: Antarctic Explorer. One of Ireland’s unsung heroes brought to life in this award-winning, dramatic and humorous solo performance. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

GRAYSHOTT: Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Nunsense – The Musical. Presented by Grayshott Stagers. Admission: £11.50. (01428) 605464, grayshottstagers.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Cider with Rosie. A new stage version presented by Gloucestershire’s Everyman Theatre. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAMBLEDON: Village Hall, West Street. 8pm. Funny Money. Play by Ray Clooney, presented by Hambledon Arts Society Drama Group. (023) 9263 2800.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Absent Friends. Alan Ayckbourn comedy presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, 106, London Road. 7.30pm. Good Morning Bill. Presented by Horndean Amateur Theatrical Society. Admission £6. (023) 9278 5800.

SOBERTON: Village Hall, Long Lane (SO32 3PF). 7.30pm. Calendar Girls. A play by Tim Firth, presented by the Soberton Players. Admission £6. (023) 9263 2551.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2ppm, 7.30pm. The Full Monty. A play by Simon Beaufoy, directed by Daniel Evans and starring: Sidney Cole, Kenny Doughty, Craig Gazey, Roger Morlidge, Kieran O’Brien and Simon Rouse. Featuring songs from the film. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Crazy For You. The new Gershwin musical, presented by South Downe Musical Society. Admission £12-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Road. 1.45pm for 2pm. Haslemere Flower Club Monthly Meeting. Demonstrator Anne Meadows with Dorset Delights. Visitors and new members welcome. nafas.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. The Making of the Overlord Embroidery. Talk by Barbara Glancefield, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Theatre 1, Richmond Building, University of Portsmouth, Portland Street. 6.55pm for 7pm. Is the Future Nuclear? Talk by Professor Jim Smith, University of Portsmouth, jointly organised by the Portsmouth and District Physical Society and The IET Solent Network. Admission £1.50. (023) 9284 5396, port.ac.uk/physsoc.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Mountbatten Centre, Twyford Avenue. 2pm. Two/Three Mile Walk with Friends. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street. 10.30am. Two/Three Mile Walk with Friends. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. 07703 443 988.

FRIDAY, APRIL 26

CLUBBING

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7pm-10.30pm. Snap Dance Night. An alcohol and drugs free dance night for young people between 11 and 16. Admission £6. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Fever presents ... Magistrate Alton X Jim Rayner, Banksy, Dax Smooth, Vinya. 023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm. It’s A Sin Room Two. With DJ Milsey and Friends. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-2.30pm. It’s A Sin. With resident DJs Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Damo Clark, Romesh Ranganathan and John Hastings. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Concert given by the Portsmouth City Band and Military Wives.

EVENTS

BOSHAM: ST Nicholas Church Hall, Brooks Lane. 7.30pm. Beetle Drive. Fish and chip suppers available. Organised by Southbourne Lions. 07989 179 752, southbournelions.org.uk.

EMSWORTH: Emsworth Methodist Church and Pastoral Centre, 19, High Street. (PO10 7AQ). 1pm-3.30pm. Emsworth Arts and Crafts Market. Come and browse the many arts and crafts made by local people. 07812 938 719.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: Lord Mayor’s Banqueting Room, Floor 2, The Guildhall. 10am-midday. Coffee Morning. An opportunity to meet friends old and new, have a chat, enter the raffle, rummage for bric-a-brac bargains and enjoy coffee and cake. Admission £2, with proceeds in support of the Lord Mayor’s Appeal raising funds for the Portsmouth Alzheimer’s Society and Portsmouth Cancer Care – the Whitburn Trust. (023) 9252 3463.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Tony Edsell. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

FARNHAM: Bentley Memorial Hall, Hole Lane (GU10 5NE). Midday-5pm. Friday Art Group of Bentley Annual Spring Exhibition. Marking the 25th anniversary of the founding of the group. Using water-based materials, the breadth of subjects and styles results in an exhibition of great variety. Unfortunately the Hugh Barton Room is on the first floor and has no disabled access. (01420) 473221.

HORNDEAN: Pumfrett Room, Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 9am-4.30pm. A Journey Through the Landscape. Exhibition of paintings by Sharon Hurst, G W Gascoigne and Trevor Glover. (023) 9259 5040, hants.gov.uk/countryside/qecp.htm.

PETERSFIELD: Flora Twort Gallery, Church Path. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. An exhibition of recent works by local artist Janet Mitchell. Admission free.

PORTCHESTER: Health Centre/Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs of Portchester past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. (023) 9238 2778.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: History Centre, Second Floor Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 9.30am-5pm. A Tale of One City. Displays about the history of the African Women’s Forum, including artefacts from Cameroon, Ghana and Zanazibar. (023) 9281 9311.

FILMS

BORDON: Forest Community Centre, Pinehill Road. The Sweeney (15) 6pm doors for 6.30pm. Directed by Nick Love. Starring: Ray Winstone, Ben Drew and Hayley Atwell. (01420) 488978.

EAST MEON: Village Hall. Quartet (12A) 7pm doors for 7.30pm. Directed by Dustin Hoffman. Starring: Michael Gambon, Maggie Smith, Billy Connolly, Pauline Collins and Sheridan Smith. Admission: £5. (01730) 823337.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Robot and Frank (12A); 7pm. USA, 2012. Directed by Jake Schreier. Starring: Frank Langella, Peter Sarsgaard and Susan Sarandon. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

HAVANT: Wheelwright Arms, 27, Emsworth Road. 9pm. Night Shade. Rock n Roll mix band.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11.30pm. Set Your Sails. Hardcore. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Grizzley and the Grasshoppers. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Spike’s Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. The Pyjama Game. Starring Hadley Fraser and Joanna Riding. Admission: £25.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GRAYSHOTT: Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Nunsense – The Musical. Presented by Grayshott Stagers. Admission: £11.50. (01428) 605464, grayshottstagers.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Cider with Rosie. A new stage version presented by Gloucestershire’s Everyman Theatre. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAMBLEDON: Village Hall, West Street. 8pm. Funny Money. Play by Ray Clooney, presented by Hambledon Arts Society Drama Group. (023) 9263 2800.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Absent Friends. Alan Ayckbourn comedy presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, 106, London Road. 7.30pm. Good Morning Bill. Presented by Horndean Amateur Theatrical Society. Admission £6. (023) 9278 5800.

SOBERTON: Village Hall, Long Lane (SO32 3PF). 7.30pm. Calendar Girls. A play by Tim Firth, presented by the Soberton Players. Admission £6. (023) 9263 2551.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. The Full Monty. A play by Simon Beaufoy, directed by Daniel Evans and starring: Sidney Cole, Kenny Doughty, Craig Gazey, Roger Morlidge, Kieran O’Brien and Simon Rouse. Featuring songs from the film. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Crazy For You. The new Gershwin musical, presented by South Downe Musical Society. Admission £12-£15, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet third car park at Farlington Marshes, Eastern Road. 10.30am. Farlington Marshes Walk. Sturdy shoes for this walk across farmland and exposed open footpaths around the marshes. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

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