What’s on for Saturday February 8, 2014

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

TODAY

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm-2am. One Time At Band Camp. Admission free. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Havant Comedy Club. Featuring: Steve Gribbin, Tom Toal, Don Biswan plus a special guest. Hosted by Joe Wells. Admission £10 in advance, £11 on door. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

CONCERTS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Havant Chamber Orchestra in concert. Performing works by Beethoven and Mendelssohn. Conductor Robin Browning. Soloist Edward Daniel (violin). Admission £23. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Michael Nott Rotunda, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 7.30pm. Portsmouth Music Club 72nd Anniversary Concert. Featuring The I Flautisti Recorder Quartet. Visitors and new members warmly welcomed. Admission: non-members £7 on door. (023) 9282 0317, portsmouthmusicclub.org.uk.

EVENTS

ALTON: High Street. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

COSHAM: Cosham Baptist Church, Havant Road. 9.30am-8.10pm. Portsmouth Music Festival: Strings. 2pm-6.45pm. Portsmouth Music Festival: Guitar. Admission £3-£5, concs. portsmouthmusicfestival.co.uk.

GOSPORT: St Mary’s Catholic Church, High Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Nightfever. Step into an oasis of peace, light a candle, enjoy the live music and stay as long as you like.

PORTSMOUTH: Admiral Lord Nelson School, Dundas Lane. 9.30am-6.15pm. Portsmouth Music Festival: Strings. Admission £3-£5, concs. portsmouthmusicfestival.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 7.30pm-late. 70s Party Night. Fancy dress optional. Special appearance by Miss Hilsea Lido. DJ playing sounds of the 60s. Raising funds for the opening of the main lido pool. Admission £5. (023) 9266 2440.

PORTSMOUTH: First Floor, Central Library, Guildhall Square. 11am-midday. National Libraries Day. Discover the resources available at your local library to enable you to live a healthier lifestyle. Also enjoy a cup of coffee and slice of cake (made using recipes from the Macmillan Recipes Book. (023) 9268 8259.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-5pm. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (PG); 7pm. USA, 2013. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring: Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig and Jon Daly. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. 9pm. The Little Deep Band. Blues, Latin and soul.

GOSPORT: The Park Tavern, Park Road. 9pm. Rock of the Pops. 07789 510 608.

HAYLING ISLAND: The Lifeboat Inn, 30, Sea Front (PO11 9HL). 8.30pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, pop, rock and soul.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm-11.30pm. The Targets. Covers band. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Griller. With rock covers from the 70s to today.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm-late. Non-stop 60s and 70s. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Tap, London Road, North End. 8.30pm. Splitscrene Radio.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Mick Chandler Band.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 9.30pm. Muddy Wellies presents ... Admission £8. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Stone Free. 70s rock band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7pm. We Are The In Crowd. Plus special guests Neck Deep; and Save Your Breath. Admission £12.50. (023) 9286 3911.

WICKHAM: The Kings Head, The Square. 9pm. Grizzly and The Grasshoppers. Supported by Winters Hill. (01329) 832123.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 2pm. Kid Carpet: Blast Off! Kid Carpet and The Noisy Animals are back, with a brand new adventure. Admission £6, concs. (01420) 472 664.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Radio Soop. Turn on and tune in as Soop takes you back to the golden age of radio. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. The Perfect Murder. Adapted from the thriller by Peter James. Admission £12.50-£29.50, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. House of Burlesque. Witness the marvel that is the ever-rotating cast of Joe Black’s ‘House of Burlesque’. Dressing up encouraged. Admission £13-£15. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

WALKS & TALKS

IPING COMMON: meet car park south of the A272 between Petersfield and Midhurst (GR SU852220). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A six-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.40am. (01730) 262151.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Royal Naval Club & Royal Albert Yacht Club, 17, Pembroke Road (PO1 2NT). 2pm. Historic Protected Wrecks of the English South Coast. Illustrated talk by Mark Beattie-Edwards of the Nautical Archaeology Society, organised by the Society for Nautical Research (South). All welcome. (023) 9283 1461, snrsouth.org.uk.

SUNDAY

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Community School, White Hart Lane (PO16 9BD). 2pm-10.30pm. Line Dance Workshop and Disco. With Niels Poulsen (choreographer from Denmark). Admission: £16, all day; £10, workshop only; £6, disco only. (01329) 315641.

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 1.30pm-4pm. Sunday Ballroom Tea Dance. Admission £3. 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 10.30am-4pm. Antique and Collectors Fair. Presenting a wide range of antique and collectable items, including pottery, jewellery, gold and silver, glass, art deco, Doulton, coins, stamps and old postcards. Buying and selling. Admission £1.50. Contact Emmott Promotions (01243) 788597 or 07757 604 541, emmottpromotions.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. Midday-3.30pm. Dr Sketchy’s Anti-Art School presents Fairytales. Life drawing meets cabaret! Admission £8. (023) 9286 3911.

WINCHESTER: Middlebrook Street and car park. 9am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-5pm. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: The Lord Raglan, Queen Strreet. 8.30pm. Tangerine Tantrum.

PETERSFIELD: The Good Intent, 40-46, College Street (GU31 4AF). 8pm. Grizzly and The Grasshoppers. Acoustic blues and roots band. (01730) 263838.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. The One Hundred. Admission £4. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Auckland Arms, Netley Road (off Clarence Parade). 8.15pm. The Milton James Four. Trad jazz. (023) 9275 2488.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 2pm. Cliff. Inappropriate songs on the wrong instrument. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre Restaurant and Bar at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 2pm. Just Belly Dancing. A variety show of belly dance and other delights. Admission free. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 2pm doors for 2.30pm. At Sea With Dickens. Presentation by Alchemy. An entertaining illustrated talk with pictures and readings. Admission £4. (023) 9266 2440.

PORTSMOUTH: meet at The Good Companion, Moorings Way. 2.30pm. Milton Foreshore Walk. A brisk walk over uneven footpaths across the common to the shore. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

MONDAY

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. New members always welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. Variety of events for anyone over 60. (023) 9269 1740, 9237 0030.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-12.45pm, 4pm-8pm. Spiritual Healing Clinic. No appointment necessary. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Friendly competitive fun with gentle exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50 session. (023) 9278 0500.

SOUTHSEA: House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 1.30pm-4.30pm. Quiet Afternoon. Led by associate Dennis Alllison. Admission: £3. Please let the Sisters know if you want to attend on 023-9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street (PO5 4EE). 10am. Zumba. Get fit, have fun! Admission £18 for a six-week course. 07582 370 900.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Executive Suite, Inn Lodge, Burrfields Road (PO3 5HH). 8pm. Portsmouth Jazz Society. Featuring The Dave Green Quartet. (023) 9225 5806, 9229 8161, portsmouthjazz.com.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Expire. Plus Coldburn. Admission £7.50. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7pm. Remedysounds. Plus special guests. Admission £7. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Jesus Christ Superstar. Performing Arts Winchester take on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera. Admission £13.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Holy Trinity Church Hall, West Street. 7.30pm. Chichester Harbour. Talk by education officer Judy Darley, which includes conservation, organised by the Fareham group of the Hampshire and IoW Wildlife Trust. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2. (01329) 287653.

HAVANT: Langstone Conservative Club, Emsworth Road. 10.30am. Exploring the Past. Talk, organised by the Havant Complementary Health Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (023) 9307 9413.

PETERSFIELD: Community Centre, Love Lane. 2.30pm. The Golden Age of Wireless. Talk by Dick Elsey, organised by the Petersfield branch of the U3A. Visitors (£2) and new members welcome.

PORTSMOUTH: Ibis Hotel, Winston Churchill Avenue (PO1 2LX). 7.30pm. Spinnaker Speakers. Become a more confident speaker and a better leader. 07713 358 148, spinnakerspeakers.org.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY

COMEDY

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Mark Thomas: 100 Acts of Minor Dissent. Admission £15, concs. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

COSHAM: Cosham Baptist Church, Havant Road. 7.15pm. Cosham Keyboard and Music Club Concert. Featuring some of our members playing easy listening music for us all to enjoy on various keyboards. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £5. (023) 9237 6313.

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

FARNHAM: Alice Holt Forest, Bucks Horn Oak (GU10 4LS). 1.20pm-2.30pm. Walking Sticks. Fashion your own rustic walking stick, sustainably sourced from Alice Holt Forest. Admission £12 per person. (01420) 520212.

GOSPORT: Broderick Hall, Clayhall Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2BY). 7.30pm-9.30pm. Scrap Happy Quilters: A Patchwork and Quilting Demonstration Evening. All welcome. £3.50 for visitors.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Lounge at the RMA. Acoustic showcase night. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-11.30pm. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9229 6352.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. James George and Friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Ledfree. Admission £4. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Shhh! C-12 Dance Theatre. An entertaining contemporary dance story of a library. Admission £14, concs. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Happy Days – A New Musical. Starring Heidi Range as Pinky Tuscadero. Admission £20-£34, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Grease. Presented by the Portsmouth Players. Admission £6.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Jesus Christ Superstar. Performing Arts Winchester take on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera. Admission £13.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

BISHOP’S WALTHAM: St Peter’s Church Hall, Free Street. 8pm. Reid’s Rambles, Day and Night. An illustrated talk by David Reid, organised by the Meon Valley Locomotive Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9269 8976.

CLANFIELD: Petersgate Infant School, Green Lane (PO8 0JU). 7.30pm. Ancient Woodland Remedies: Medicine. Talk by Jonathon Huet, organised by the Clanfield Gardening Club. Visitors and new members welcome. clanfieldgardeningclub.org.uk.

LIPHOOK: Liphook Village Hall, Headley Road. 10.30am. The Intriguing Occupants of Uppark. An illustrated talk by Dr Bob Park, organised by the Liphook U3A Local History Group. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £1.50 members, £2 visitors.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Room 2.07, Park Building, University of Portsmouth, King Henry I Street (PO1 2DZ). 7pm. The Other Special Relationship: Great Britain, The Confederacy and the American Civil War. Talk by Dr Erik Mathisen of Portsmouth University. Organised by the Historical Association, Portsmouth Branch. All welcome. Admission £1. (023) 9235 7463, history.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: Room EW1.11, Eldon West Building, University of Portsmouth, Middle Street (PO1 2DJ). 6.30pm for 7pm. The Elgin Marbles: A History of Meaning. Talk by Alan Read, organised by the Portsea Island Decorative and Fine Arts Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9242 3976, portsmouthnadfas.co.uk.

WEDNESDAY

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50. (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club Function Room, Spur Road. 7.30pm for 8pm-11pm. Club-50 Disco. Golden oldies and disco classics. With Denis Kaye. All welcome. Admission: £4 members, £5 guests. (023) 9225 1958 or club-50.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Wallington Village Hall, Broadcut. 8.30pm-10pm. Ballroom and Latin Social Dance Night. Admission £5. 07505 191 565, dancerevival.co.uk.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Suitable for both new and experienced dancers . Partner not necessary. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9271 0060.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Info Pod, First Floor, Central Library, Guildhall Square. 10.30am-11.30am. Coffee and Cake. Has your life affected by cancer? Get support, share concerns or find information in an informal and relaxed setting. (023) 9268 8259.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-4pm. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Museum Hours (12A); 1.45pm. Directed by: Jem Cohen. Starring: Mary Margaret O’Hara, Bobby Sommer and Ela Piplits. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

GIGS

HAMBLEDON: Youth Hut (next to Village Hall and Vine Inn), West Street (PO7 4RW). 8pm doors for 8.30pm. Hambledon Folk Club. Featuring: Mick Ryan and Pete Harris. Admission: £8 members; £10 non-members, (023) 9263 2719, stuandliz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HFC/.

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, 7, The Square, 8pm doors for 8.30pm. Acoustix featuring Mark Nelson.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Eleanor McEvoy. Singer-songwriter. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7pm-midnight. Open Mic Nite. Friendly atmosphere. Musicians of all levels welcome. Full turbo sound system. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Slaves/Pup double headere. Admission £7. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. St Valentine’s Day Massacre [pt deux]. Mutilating classic love songs in support of Youth Music. Admission £3. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 6.45pm. Don Giovanni. Royal Opera Live! (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Supernova VI: Set One. A festival of new one-act plays presented by Bench Theatre. Two sets of plays on successive nights. Admission £8, concs, one night; £10, concs for two nights. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Happy Days – A New Musical. Starring Heidi Range as Pinky Tuscadero. Admission £20-£34, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Grease. Presented by the Portsmouth Players. Admission £6.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Pub Quiz. The play uncovers the complex relationships, foibles, opinions and arguments of those taking part in this unique new play by Steve Harris. The audience won’t be left out as they have to take part in the quiz too. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

BRAMDEAN COMMON: meet Bramdean Common, north of the A272 between Petersfield and Winchester (GR SU627294). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-and-a-half-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.30am. (01730) 260410.

GOSPORT: Scout Hut, Clayhall Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2BY). 7.30pm-9.30pm. Lee Historic Waterfront. A talk by Ray Harding, organised by Gosport Family History Group. All welcome.

GOSPORT: The Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke. 7.15pm for 7.30pm. Lee Historic Waterfront. Talk by Ray Harding, organised by the Hampshire Genealogical Society Gosport Group. Visitors and new members welcome. hgs-familyhistory.com/groups/gosport.

LISS: Triangle Centre, Mill Road. 7.30pm. The History of Butser Ancient Farm. Talk by Fergus Milton, organised by East Hants Self Sufficiency Group. All welcome. ehss.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: meet in the main Portchester Castle car park. 2pm. Portchester Castle. Suitable for beginners. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Theatre 1, Richmond Building, University of Portsmouth, Portland Street. 6.50pm for 7pm. Modern Medical Imaging – Getting the Right Treatment to the Right Patient. Talk by Dr Martin Christlieb, University of Oxford, organised jointly by the Portsmouth and District Physical Society and the Institute of Physics South Central Branch. Admission £1.50. (023) 9284 5396, port.ac.uk/physsoc.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection Hall, Penrhyn Avenue, Drayton. 7.45pm. Butterflies Back From The Brink. Talk by Dr Dan Hoare from Butterfly Conservation. Organised by Friends of Portsdown Hill. All welcome. Admission £2 (inc refreshments). (023) 9232 5570.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

WIDLEY: meet The George Public House, 10.27am. CHA Walking Club Walk. Five-and-a-half-mile linear walk via Pigeon House Lane to Purbrook. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

THURSDAY

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Recital. Featuring: George Castle (Winchester Cathedral) organ. Admission £3, concs. 023 9282 3300 extn 228, portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

DANCING

HAVANT: Leigh Park Community Hall, Dunsbury Way (PO9 5BG). 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £3 (inc tea/biscuits). 07950 730 274.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Club. Different activity each week with a welcoming friendly group. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Milton Village Hall, Milton Road (PO4 8PR). 11am, . Zumba. Get fit, have fun! Admission £18 for a six-week course. 07582 370 900.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey, cards, jewellery, woodcraft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-4pm. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: Eldon Cinema Room, Eldon Building, University of Portsmouth, Winston Churchill Avenue (PO1 2DJ). Upstream Colour (12A); 8pm. UK, 2013. Directed by Shane Carruth. Starring: Amy Seimetz, Frank Mosley and Shane Carruth. Admission £6, concs. 07580 715 982, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Fanny (PG); 7pm. France, 2013. Subtitles. Directed by Daniel Auteuil. Starring: Daniel Auteuil, Victoire Bélézy and Jean-Pierre Darroussin. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. El Born. Plus Komaro, The Bayonettes and Tom Mann. Admission £7 in advance, £8 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Lou Ashley, 7.30pm; Ella Payne, 8pm; The High Wire Act, 8.30pm; Smiley Campbell, 9pm; Decaders, 10.15pm; Will Dawson, 11.15pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. James George and Friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Yearbook. Plus Swim Good. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: The Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, 74, Albert Road (PO5 2SL). 9pm. White Rabbit Saloon. Acoustic trio playing popular hits.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. August Burns Red. Plus special guests. Hundredth; and Being As An Ocean. Admission £12. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Supernova VI: Set Two. A festival of new one-act plays presented by Bench Theatre. Two sets of plays on successive nights. Admission £8, concs, one night; £10, concs for two nights. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Grease. Presented by the Portsmouth Players. Admission £6.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Happy Days – A New Musical. Starring Heidi Range as Pinky Tuscadero. Admission £20-£34, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Pub Quiz. The play uncovers the complex relationships, foibles, opinions and arguments of those taking part in this unique new play by Steve Harris. The audience won’t be left out as they have to take part in the quiz too. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. From 7.30pm. Dreams and Fears. Presented by Glimpse Theatre (Young Theatre Royal). This installation-based performance is a sensitive exploration of what young people both fear and aspire to. Performances every 15 minutes. Admission £5. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Catisfield Memorial Hall, Catisfield Lane, Catisfield. 7.30pm. Shakespeare in Titchfield. Talk by Ken Groves, organised by the Catisfield & District Horticultural Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (01329) 312269 or catisfield.com/CHS.

FAREHAM: Wallington Village Hall, Broadcut. 7.15pm-9.30pm. Wickham Memorial Project. Talk by Jane Fox and Jane Painter, organised by the Hampshire Genealogical Society Fareham Group. Visitors and new members welcome. hgs-familyhistory.com/groups/fareham.

GOSPORT: Search, Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 7.30pm. Royal Naval Ships’ Figureheads. Figurehead consultant and sculptor Eric Walker talks about Royal Naval ships’ figureheads that can be seen in naval establishments, Gunwharf Quays and in Portsmouth Dockyard. Admission £3, must be booked in advance. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

HAVANT: Langstone Room, The Spring, East Street. 8pm. The Battle of the Somme. Talk by Charles Haskell, owner of the WWI Remembrance Centre in Fort Widley, Portsdown Hill. Admission £5, £3 for Friends of Havant Museum. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. The Gentrification of Old Portsmouth. Talk by Ann Jablonski and Phil Aspey, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRIDAY, FEB 14

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm-2.30pm. It’s A Sin Room 2: Thunderdome. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-2.30am. It’s A Sin. With resident DJs Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club Valentine Special. Featuring Kevin McCarthy, plus special guests. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

DANCING

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

PORTSMOUTH: Main Entrance, St James Hospital, Locksway Road, Milton (PO4 8LD). 8pm-10.15pm. Wednesday Ballroom Club Valentine Dance. Ballroom and some sequence, party dances and raffle. BYO refreshments. Admission £3. (023) 9307 7368.

EVENTS

LISS: Triangle Centre, Mill Road. 2pm-4pm. Scrabble. Join us for an afternoon of words. All levels welcome! Admission £2.50 (inc tea/coffee). (01730) 301000.

SOUTHSEA: Havelock Community Centre, Fawcett Road. 1pm-2.30pm. Mindful Living Club. Support for people interested in practising mindfulness in their daily lives. Admission £7 on door. 07540 751 910, goodmentalhealth.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring the paintings of Suzette Smith and Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Open Art Exhibition. A chance to see some of the best work by our local artists in an exhibition displaying a variety of styles and media. Visitors are invited to vote for their favourite piece. Both the visitors’ choice and the Rotarians’ choice are awarded prizes. Sponsored by the Gosport Rotary Club and Southern Co-operative. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-4pm. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Cinema Paradiso (PG); 2.30pm, 8pm. Giuseppe Tornatore’s loving homage to the cinema. (01428) 642161 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Breakfast at Tiffany’s (PG); 7pm. USA, 1961. Directed by Blake Edwards. Starring: Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard and Patricia Neal. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

HAYLING ISLAND: Barley Mow, Manor Road (PO11 0EZ). The Little Deep Band. Blues, Latin and soul.

LAVANT: Memorial Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Concert. Featuring Steve Cherelle and Lucy Leigh. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Miles Hunt and Erica Nockalls of The Wonder Stuff. Acoustic. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Valentine’s Evening with J Wacky.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Matt Pryor (The Get Up Kids). Plus Allison Weiss. Admission £9.50. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Kitsch N D’Or Restaurant, 37, Eldon Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Sweet ’n’ Hot. Jazz duo (vocal and piano). (023) 9286 1519.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Power of Three. Tasty blues trio. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Grease. Danny and Sandy fall in love all over again. Presented by GSA Productions. Admission: £15-£23.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Supernova VI: Set One. A festival of new one-act plays presented by Bench Theatre. Two sets of plays on successive nights. Admission £8, concs, one night; £10, concs for two nights. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Happy Days – A New Musical. Starring Heidi Range as Pinky Tuscadero. Admission £20-£34, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Grease. Presented by the Portsmouth Players. Admission £6.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. The Pub Quiz. The play uncovers the complex relationships, foibles, opinions and arguments of those taking part in this unique new play by Steve Harris. The audience won’t be left out as they have to take part in the quiz too. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. From 6.30pm. Dreams and Fears. Presented by Glimpse Theatre (Young Theatre Royal). This installation-based performance is a sensitive exploration of what young people both fear and aspire to. Performances every 15 minutes. Admission £5. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.