What’s on for Saturday January 18 and Sunday January 19, 2014

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A guide to what’s on around the area this weekend.

TODAY

COMEDY

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Havant Comedy Club. Featuring Tiffany Stephenson, James Acaster and Steve Parry. Hosted by Joe Wells. Admission £10 in advance, £11 on door. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7pm-1.30pm. Guesky. Classics (techno). Presented by Jan Perforate. Admission £5. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm-2am. Wolf Cub Club. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 9pm-2am. Beats & Swings presents Madame Electrifie’s Discotheque. Admission £5. (023) 9286 3911.

DANCING

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Anniversary Saturday Ballroom Dance. Admission by ticket only. 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Oasis Wellness Centre, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 11am-12.30pm. Mindful Living Club. Support for people interested in practising mindfulness in their daily lives. Admission £7 on door. 07540 751 910, goodmentalhealth.org.uk.

COSHAM: St Philip’s Church Hall, Hawthorn Crescent. 11am-2pm. Table Top Sale. Variety of tables and home-made cakes. Refreshments available with bacon rolls and home made soup, etc.

EMSWORTH: Palmers Road car park. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 6pm, Baptism and Confirmation Service.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-4pm. Egyptian 3D Paper Birds. Work with artist Eileen White to create a 3D bird inspired by representations of birds in Secret Egypt and bird specimens from museum collections. Beginners welcome. All materials provided. For adults aged 16 plus. Admission £15, concs (pre-booking required. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 10am-4pm. Open Day. An action-packed day of tours, activities and workshops. At 3pm, Showcase. Admission £4, concs. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

EXHIBITIONS

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-5pm. Emergency 6, 10 artists have been selected for this stage of the competition and from these a winner has been chosen to receive the prize of a solo exhibition at Aspex in 2015. Emergency: Rebrand, 2nd Year BA (Hons) Graphics Design students at Portsmouth University with their take on the brand identity. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HEDGE END: The Berry Theatre, Wildern Lane (SO30 4EJ). Turbo (U); 2pm. A freak accident might just help an everyday garden snail achieve his biggest dream. (01489) 799499.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Hunger Games: Catching Fire (12A); 7pm. USA, 2013. Directed by Francis Lawrence. Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

GOSPORT: The Park Tavern, Park Road. 9pm. The Monkey Butlers. 07789 510 608.

HAVANT: The Spring’s Cafe Bar, East Street. 1pm. Music Bites with Round the Edges. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: The Lifeboat Inn, 30, Seafront (PO11 9HL). 9pm. The Little Deep Band. Blues, Latin and soul.

PORTSMOUTH: Admiral Drake, Kingston Crescent. 8.45pm. Reactor 1. reactor1.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Dave Barrett.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Non-stop Funk/Soul. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Thatcher’s Bar, 95, London Road, North End. 8.30pm. Lori-Anne.

PORTSMOUTH: The Mermaid, 222, New Road. 8.30pm. Jessie J tribute by Verity.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Nothing Yet (ex Running On Empty). All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. The Valiant. Album launch show. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. Vendetta. Pop, rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

WICKHAM: The Kings Head, The Square. 9pm. Jealous Michael. (01329) 832123.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. The Snow Queen. Pantomime for all the family with all the traditional ingredients. Admission £9, concs. (01420) 472 664.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Beloved Clara: a true story of passion, music and tragedy. With Gabrielle Drake, Henry Goodman and Lucy Parham. Admission: £21-£23. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 2.30pm, 6.30pm. Dick Whittington. Haslemere Thespians present a tale of how dreams can come true, but we need you to hiss and boo. (01428) 642161, haslemerehall.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Mother Goose. Pantomime, presented by Hayling Island Amateur Dramatic Society. Admission £7, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Robin Cousins’ Ice: the skating stage experience. Redefining ice skating for a new generation with a spectacular show. Admission £17.50-£35. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7pm. Staircase. An often bitchy, satirical look at what the Lord Chamberlain once forbade! Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

EMSWORTH: meet Recreation Ground car park (GR SU747067). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A six-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.30am. (023) 9225 2706.

TOMORROW

EVENTS

CHICHESTER: Westgate Centre, Via Ravenna (PO19 1RJ) 10.30am-4pm. Antique and Collectors Fair. Wide variety of antiques and collectable items including china, glass, gold and silver, art deco, jewellery, clocks, Doulton, Wade, coins, stamps and postcards, etc. Buying and welling. One hundred tables in ground floor hall. Further information: Emmott Promotions, 07747 604 541, emmottpromotions.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Palmerston Road. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays (PO1 3BF). 11am-5pm. Emergency 6, 10 artists have been selected for this stage of the competition and from these a winner has been chosen to receive the prize of a solo exhibition at Aspex in 2015. Emergency: Rebrand, 2nd Year BA (Hons) Graphics Design students at Portsmouth University with their take on the brand identity. Creating Balance, the result of a year-long collaborative project initiated by Portsmouth University. (023) 9277 8080, aspex.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. Wall-E (U, 2008); 2pm. The animated adventures of a small waste collecting robot. Admission £4, concs. The Day the Earth Stood Still (U, 1951); 7.30pm. Directed by: Robert Wise. Starring: Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe. Admission £6, concs. (023) 9282 8282 for tickets.

GIGS

GOSPORT: New Inn, Melville Road. 6pm-8pm. Reactor 1. reactor1.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 1pm-4pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

STAGE

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 3pm. Live from Moscow: Jewels. Presented by the Bolshoi Ballet. (01428) 642161, haslemerehall.co.uk.

LISS: Triangle Centre, Mill Road. 3pm. Alice in Wonderland. A Proteus touring production. Admission £5.50, concs. (01730) 301000.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Robin Cousins’ Ice: the skating stage experience. Redefining ice skating for a new generation with a spectacular show. Admission £17.50-£35. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

MONDAY

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. Variety of events for anyone over 60. (023) 9269 1740, 9237 0030.

PETERSFIELD: Winton House, High Street. 10.30am-12.30pm. JCPF Phoenix Centre Spiritual Healing Clinic. No appointment necessary. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-12.45pm, 4pm-8pm. Spiritual Healing Clinic. No appointment necessary. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

EXHIBITIONS

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

GIGS

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Ashes To Angels/ These Days Are Numbered. Metalcore. (023) 8022 5612.

STAGE

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Mother Goose. Pantomime, presented by Hayling Island Amateur Dramatic Society. Admission £7, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7pm. Staircase. An often bitchy, satirical look at what the Lord Chamberlain once forbade! Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

CLANFIELD: Petersgate Infant School, Green Lane (PO8 0UJ). 7.30pm. Memory and Me – Maintaining and Improving Your Memory. A talk by Mrs A Park, organised by the Hyden Clanfield Women’s Institute. Flower of the month competition. Book sale. Visitors and new members welcome.

EMSWORTH: Mountford Rooms, Church Path Community Centre, Church Path. 7.30pm. The Strange Coincidence That Led To WWI. Illustrated talk by local historian Philip Robinson, organised by the Emsworth Maritime & Historical Trust. Admission: £1.50 members; £3 non-members. (01243) 378091.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 10.30am-11.30am. HMS Alliance – Her Story. Learn about the last surviving A class submarine using real objects and anecdotes from some of HMS Alliance’s former crew. Admission free but please book in advance. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

EXHIBITIONS

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at The Square Brewery, Market Square. 7.15pm for 7.30pm. Write Angle Poetry and Music Open Mic Night. Featuring special guest Steve Pottinger. Plus open mic for anyone to show what they can do, or just come and enjoy. Admission £4. petersfieldwriteangle.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Lounge @ The RMA. Acoustic showcase night. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-11.30pm. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9229 6352.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. James George and Friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.15pm-11pm. Delta Syncopators. Traditional jazz band. (023) 9221 0437.

STAGE

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Mother Goose. Pantomime, presented by Hayling Island Amateur Dramatic Society. Admission £7, concs. (023) 9246 6363.