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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

SATURDAY, MARCH 16

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Resonance. Terry Francis Fabric, Stu Ryan, Monkey Forester. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

CONCERTS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Havant Symphony Orchestra in concert. Programme includes works by Nielsen, Malcolm Arnold, Elgar and Tchaikovsky. Soloist Adi Tal (cello). Admission £8-£20, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Holy Trinity Church, Trinity Green. 7.30pm. Mozart: Mass in C Minor. Spring concert by the Botley Choral Society. Admission £10-£12. (01489) 890007, botleychoral.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Concert by the Portsmouth Festival Choir and the University of Portsmouth Choir. Includes works by Polenc, Duruflé and Fauré. Admission £5-£15.

DANCING

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 8pm-11pm. Spring Dance. Featuring a double ballroom demonstration by Stephen Arnold and Yasmin Priestnall. Compere: Claire Taplin. Music by Colin Mansbridge. All proceeds to Harbour Cancer Support Centre. Admission £12.50. (023) 9252 9768 or 9250 1503.

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission: £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

EAST MEON: Village Hall. 2pm. Jumble Sale. Raising funs for Stroud Evening WI. Raffle and teas available. Admission 30p.

EMSWORTH: Palmers Road car park. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10.30am. Storytelling Session. Hear about and get involved in a magical world full of faraway places and silly stories. For four to eight year olds. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Technology Department, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 10am-4pm. Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors Carve-in. All welcome. (023) 9259 9153 for further information.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10.30am, 11.30am, 1pm, 2pm. We’re All Going on a Bear Hunt! Children’s Activity. Bring your teddy and join H2oh! Education for a bear hunt with a difference. Each guided tour lasts 30 minutes. Free but book your place in advance. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Community Centre, Love Lane. 7.30pm. Petersfield and District Philatelic Society Stamp Auction. Viewing from 10am. Auction 2pm. The auction list can be viewed at petersfieldstamps.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Nevada Music, Unit 12, Fitzherbert Spur, Farlington. National Learn To Play Day. Free taster sessions, etc, plus Sertari will be performing alongside other live music from local bands. (023) 9220 5100, nevadamusic.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church, Derby Road, North End. Midday-2pm. Parish Mega-Jumble. Raising money for the Diocese of Ho in Ghana.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. 10am. Spring Fair. A chance to enjoy a traditional church fair with refreshments, stalls, games and a raffle!

PORTSMOUTH: Musicroom Store, 93-95, Commercial Road. National Learn To Play Day. Children’s Ukulele Workshops, 10am, 4pm. Adults’ Ukulele Workshops, 11am, midday, 3pm. With an appearance by the Pompey Pluckers at 3.30pm. (023) 9286 3792, musicroom.com/portsmouth.

SOUTHSEA: House of Bethany, 7, Nelson Road. 10am-4pm. Quiet Day. Conducted by Miss Angela O’Donoghue. Please bring a packed lunch, drinks and tea provided. Admission: £6. Please let the Sisters know if you want to attend on 023-9283 3498 or ssb@sistersofbethany.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-5pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Hyde Park on the Hudson (12A); 7pm. US, 2012. Directed by Roger Michell. Starring Bill Murray, Laura Linney, Olivia Colman and Olivia Williams. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Craobh Rua. Irish traditional music. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Rock-a-Toons. Plus DJ Zodiac.

GOSPORT: Inn off the Post, Gosport FC, Privett Park, Privett Road. 8pm-midnight. The Twisted Wheel. A film (starting 9pm) tracing five decades of the legendary Soul Club in Manchester, with Northern Soul played either side by Mike P. Admission £5.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Damien O’Kane. Folk. Admission £11, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Horndean FC, Five Heads Road. 7.30pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, beat and soul. 07785 551 722.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Who’s Who. Rock tribute. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. Remote Control. Playing 60s, 70s and today!

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Mr Mountain. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Compass Rose, Anchorage Park. 8.30pm. Kenny Mayes.

PORTSMOUTH: The Connaught Arms, Guildford Road, Fratton. 8pm. Disco/Karaoke. Theme: the 90s. 07788 558 176.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Nothing Yet (ex-Running on Empty). All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 9pm. Up.dnb presents. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. The TJS St Patrick’s Day Party with The Mary Jane Band. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Paparazzi. Pop/rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm-late. Help For Harry Fundraiser. Featuring: Lucifers Gold, The Plans, Dolomite Minor, Butterfly Culture and Noise Epic. Plus guest DJs till late. Admission £5. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Agatha Christie’s Go Back For Murder. Murder, mystery and intrigue ... Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Sleeping Beauty on Ice. Starring Olga Sharutenko. Admission: £17.50-£35. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. The Rise and Fall of Little Voice. Starring Beverley Callard, Jess Robinson and Ray Quinn. Admission £15-£29.50. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Puccini’s La Bohème. Presented by Opera Close Up. Post-show discussion free but reserve your place. Admission £17.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PIDHAM HILL BOTTOM: meet Petersfield Town Station. 10.25am for 10.32 am bus to Pidham Hill Bottom. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk back to Petersfield. (01730) 269253.

SUNDAY, MARCH 17

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Rose in June, 102, Milton Road. 7pm doors for 8pm. Mirth Control Comedy Club. Featuring: Susan Murray, John Hastings, Tom Hayward and Maff Brown. MC Martin Beaumont. (023) 9282 4191.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Richard Herring: Talking Cock. Warning: comedy often contains strong language and adult themes. Admission £16. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

CONCERTS

BOTLEY: All Saints Church, High Street. 7.30pm. Mozart: Mass in C Minor. Spring concert by the Botley Choral Society. Admission £10-£12. (01489) 890007, botleychoral.co.uk.

EVENTS

CHICHESTER: Westgate Centre, Via Ravenna (PO19 1RJ). 10.30am-4pm. Antique and Collectors’ Fair. With a wide variety of antique and collectable items, including china, glass, gold, silver, art deco, jewellery, etc. Emmott Promotions. 07747 604 541, emmottpromotions.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Evening bingo and quiz night in the lounge.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 10am-1.30pm. Petersfield Community Association’s Winter Market. Crafts, produce, paintings and prints, toys, hand made jewellery, textiles and so much more. (01730) 262081.

SOUTHSEA: Palmerston Road. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 11am-4pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. St Patrick’s Night with The Courtiers. Stomping Irish folk music. Admission £6 in advance, £7 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 6pm-9pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, beat and soul.

PORTSMOUTH: The Tap, London Road, North End. 5pm. Reactor 1. European warm-up gig. reactor1.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 2pm-6pm. Celebrate St Patrick’s Day with Dicey Riley, Keith Graham, Herbie Armstrong and Friends.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Billy Fury – Halfway to Paradise. Admission: £19.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. Frank and Dean. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Rosie’s Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 1pm-4pm. Live Jazz. Featuring: the Milton James Hot Four. (023) 9275 5944.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Snagg and Digs. Rock covers duo. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Bizet’s Carmen. Opera and Ballet International present an Ellen Kent production. Admission £19.50-£28.50. (023) 9282 8282.

MONDAY, MARCH 18

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Entertainments Hall, Locksway Road, Milton. 7.30pm-10.15pm. Ballroom, Latin American and Sequence Dance. Dancing with Elaine Hardy. All welcome. BYO refreshments. Admission £3.50. (023) 9235 5388, 07732 968 236.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Serenity Sanctuary, 89, Brockhurst Road (PO12 3AT). 3pm-4pm. Light (Living in Greater Health Today) Group. An informal friendly group for people experiencing CFS/ME/FM and other chronic illnesses, run by people who have experienced these challenges themselves. (023) 9252 1673.

PAULSGROVE: Paulsgrove Community Centre, Marsden Road. 1.15pm-2.45pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-12.45pm. Spiritual Healing Clinic. No appointment necessary. Admission by donation. (023) 9269 3169.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Friendly competitive fun with gentle exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50 session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church Hall Committee Room, Derby Road, North End. 10am-midday. The Young at Heart Club, a club for the over 50s. Come along for chat, quizzes, raffles, activities and speakers, with tea/coffee.

SOUTHSEA: Havelock Centre, Fawcett Road. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-6pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: The Cricketers, Commonside, Westbourne (PO10 8TA). 8.30pm. Open Mic Night. (01243) 372647.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. 8pm-11pm. Forest Folk. Featuring: Masz O’Connor. All welcome. Admission £12. (023) 9226 4288 info@forestfolk.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Hyey and The New Yorkers. Special guest Mike Marlin. Admission £15. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Double Bill: The Table and Space Panorama. Two award-winning epic plays ... on top of a table. Presented by Blind Summit Theatre. Admission £15, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. With a varied programme of events. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9237 0030, 9269 1740.

COSHAM: The Link (formerly Uncle Tom’s Cabin), Havant Road. 2pm-4pm. Forecastle to Footlights. Talk by Dave Allport (ex RN), organised by the Portsdown Branch of the U3A. All welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9237 8785, 9237 4044.

HAVANT: Warblington School Drama Room, Southleigh Road. 7.30pm-9pm. Last Chance To See. A presentation by The Naturally Wild Company about the search for endangered wildlife in Borneo, organised by The Science Discovery Group). All welcome. Admission: £2. (01243) 373848.

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Assheton Court. 1.30pm-3.30pm. Castle View WI monthly meeting. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9238 9443.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, MARCH 19

CONCERTS

PETERSFIELD: St Peter’s Church, The Square. 7.30pm. Choral Concert by Churcher’s College. Admission £8, concs. (01730) 260213.

DANCING

LISS: Village Hall. 8pm-10.15pm. Liss Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (01730) 892570.

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

HEDGE END: Village Hall, St John’s Road (SO30 4AF). 8pm-9pm. West End Carnival Show Band Rehearsals. New members wanted. Any instrument is welcome, including brass players, woodwind, glock, drummers and buglers. (023) 8034 5917, 07851 013 322.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 11am-11.30am. Teddy Bear Tales! Stories for pre-school children. Snuggle down with your teddy and join our staff as they read stories featuring some of our favourite bears. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Eastney Community Centre, Bransbury Park. 9.15am-11am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Knit and Natter. Friendly group of beginners and experienced knitters. Just turn up and give it a go. Just £1 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Francis Church, Northern Parade, Hilsea. 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-6pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

FILMS

PETERSFIELD: New Savoy Cinema, Festival Hall, Heath Road. Skyfall (12A) 7pm doors for 7.30pm. Directed by Sam Mendes. Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem and Naomie Harris. Admission: £5. (01730) 264182.

PORTSMOUTH: The Portsmouth Film Society, Omega Centre, Omega Street (PO5 4LP). Barbara (12A), 8pm; Germany, 2011. Subtitled. Directed by Christian Petzold. Starring: Nina Hoss, Ronald Zehrfeld and Rainer Bock. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

WINCHESTER: Everyman Cinema, The Screen, Southgate Street. Sightseers (15); 8.15pm for 8.30pm. UK, 2012. Comedy horror directed by Ben Wheatley. Starring: Alice Lowe and Steve Orami. winchesterfilmsociety.co.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, Market Square. 7.30pm. Write Angle Poetry and Music Open Mic. Featuring Greg Harper, accompanied by Chris Davis. Tickets £4. petersfieldwriteangle.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Lounge @ The RMA. Acoustic showcase night. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Little Johnny Russells, Albert Road. Nick Courtney presents ... Olivia Greenham, 7pm; Marley Blandford, 7.30pm; Dan Ogus, 8pm; Ryan James Crockford, 8.30pm; David Jones, 9pm; Ben Brookes, 9.30pm; Observing the Ghost, 10pm; Eden, 10.30pm-11pm.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Stornoway. Plus special guests Pale Seas and Rex Domino. Admission £13. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street. 8.15pm-11pm. Delta Syncopators. Traditional jazz band. (023) 9221 0437.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Summer Holiday. Musical presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £11.50. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Performed by Haslemere Players. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. The Hound of the Baskervilles. Presented by HumDrum. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Bedales Dance Performs. BAC and A level dance students share their choreographic study in performance with exam work inspired by many practitioners, from Pina Bausch to Jerome Robbins! This is a real cross-section of dance styles and genres. Admission free. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-9.30pm. Blossom Alley. Presented by New Apollo and Cop The Needle Productions. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7pm. Alban Berg’s Lulu. Presented by the Welsh National Opera. Admission: £7.50-£25. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Circus of Horrors: Curse of the Devil Doll. 1Contains adult content, 14-plus. Admission £18-£22, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 1.30pm, 8pm. Double Bill: The Table and Space Panorama. Two award-winning epic plays ... on top of a table. Presented by Blind Summit Theatre. Admission £15, concs. Pre-show lecture at 6.,15pm, admission free but please book your place. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

LISS: Triangle Centre. 7.30pm. An Adventure in Die Cuts with Inky Fingers. Talk by Paula Watkins, organised by Liss in Stitches. Visitors and new members welcome. (01730) 890098.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Parish Hall, Castle Street. 7.30pm. Work of Hampshire and Isle of Wight Wildlife Trust. Talk by Dawn Preston, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. Visitors and new members welcome.

PORTSMOUTH: British Rail Social Club, Selbourne Terrace, Fratton. 7.30pm for 8pm. Miniature Railways. Illustrated talk by Colin Brading. Organised by the Portsmouth Regional Group of the Mid-Hants Railway Preservation Society. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: by £2 donation. (023) 9267 1251.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

STUBBINGTON: Stubbington Snooker Club, 27a, Stubbington Green. 7.30pm for 8pm. The History of Gosport Airfield 1909 to 1956. Illustrated talk by John Fletcher, founder of the Marine Engineering Museum and the Airfield Museum at HMS Sultan, organised by the Gosport Aviation Society. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

SOUTHSEA: Royal Beach Hotel, South Parade. 1pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £4. (023) 9273 1281.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 0261 3409, 9271 0060.

EVENTS

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: Methodist Church Hall, High Street. 9am-1pm. Community BOOST Table Top and Craft Sale. Meet community organisations and craft businesses. Tables: 6ft at £6 and 4ft at £4. Refreshments available. (023) 9255 1706 or 9255 1303 to book a table.

PORTSMOUTH: Brunel Middle School, Wymering Road, North End. 9.15am-11.15am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Institute, 238, Havant Road, Drayton. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. Midday. Mass and Charity Lunch. A chance to enjoy a light lunch – the money raised will be used to support the Bishop’s Lent appeal. (023) 9282 2990.

SOUTHWICK: Golden Lion, High Street (PO17 6EB). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Martin. 07906 670 262, solentsocialising.org.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-6pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Your Sister’s Sister (15); 1.45pm. Directed by Lynn Shelton. Starring Emily Blunt, Rosemarie DeWitt and Mark Duplass. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Chinatown (Re 2013) (15); 7pm. US, 1974. Directed by Roman Polanski. Starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway and John Huston. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix. Featuring Martha’s Man.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Dusty and The Brown Bag Band. Plus special guests: Hometown Show, and Chris Ricketts. Admission £5. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Summer Holiday. Musical presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Performed by Haslemere Players. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. The Hound of the Baskervilles. Presented by HumDrum. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-9.30pm. Blossom Alley. Presented by New Apollo and Cop The Needle Productions. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.15pm. Puccini’s Madam Butterfly. Presented by the Welsh National Opera. Admission: £7.50-£40. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Annie. The latest show from Groundlings Theatre. Admission £9-£13.50, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10am-11am. Show and Tell: Semi-Precious Stones. Last of three of talks by Mary Law. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: meet Blendworth Church car park (GR SU712136). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A seven-and-a-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.35am. (01730) 269253.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: Community School, White Hart Lane. 7.30pm. Making an Early Start. Talk by Brian Kidd, organised by the Portchester Allotment and Gardeners Association. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2. 07775 898 868, pahaga.btck.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Drayton Institute, 238, Havant Road. 1.30pm for 2pm-4pm. The Sherlock Holmes Collection. Talk by Michael Gunton, organised by the Over 50 Friendship Centre. Visitors welcome. £1.50 (inc tea and biscuit).

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Theatre 1, Richmond Building, University of Portsmouth, Portland Street. 6.55pm for 7pm. Exploring the Seven Seas: Tsunamis, Whales and Icebergs. Talk by Dr Philippe Blondel, University of Bath, jointly organised by the Portsmouth and District Physical Society and The IET Solent Young Professionals. Admission £1.50. (023) 9284 5396, port.ac.uk/physsoc.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 10.30am. CHA Walking Club Walk. Walk via Victoria Park, The Hard and Millennium Trail to Southsea Common. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, MARCH 21

COMEDY

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 8pm. Pete Firman: Hoodwinker. With a blend of comedy and magic. Admission £15, conc. (01420) 472 664.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Live! Featuring Portsmouth Grmmar School Instrumentalists. Admission: £3, concs. portsmouthcathedral.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Royal Marines School of Music Concert. (023) 9282 2990.

DANCING

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, London Road. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Sequence and some ballroom. Admission £2.35.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Local Studies Centre, High Street. Ancestry Beginners Workshop. Come and learn how to use the library edition of Ancestry so you can start or enhance your family tree. Workshop fee £9. (023) 9252 3463 to book your place.

PORTSMOUTH: Anchorage Lodge, Sywell Crescent, Anchorage Park. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Club for the over 55s. Different activity each week with a welcoming friendly group. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Second Chance House, Somers Road Bridge, Somerstown. 9.30am-11.30am. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey. cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-7pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-8pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Glen Malo, 7pm; Matt McGowan, 7.30pm; Cortez, 8pm; The Amnesiacs, 8.30pm; The Modern Fool, 9pm; Mark Vennis and The Different Place Band (drums), 9.30pm; Open Mic (three songs each, just turn up and put your name down to play), 10pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 7pm. Jam Warrior Productions present ... Mr Mountain, Western Sand, plus more. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Fifth Hants Volunteer Arms, Albert Road. 8pm. Danny and The Dreamtones.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Portsmouth College: An Evening of Music. Admission £5. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Summer Holiday. Musical presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Brunel Theatre, HMS Sultan, Military Road (PO13 9SG). 7.30pm. Guys and Dolls. Performed by Sultan Theatre Group. (023) 9254 2272, 9254 2708.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Performed by Haslemere Players. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. The Hound of the Baskervilles. Presented by HumDrum. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm-9.30pm. Blossom Alley. Presented by New Apollo and Cop The Needle Productions. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 7.30pm. The Trench. Award-winning and critically acclaimed show, presented by Les Enfants Terribles. Admission £12, concs. (023) 9264 9000, newtheatreroyal.com.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.15pm. Janacek’s The Cunning Little Vixen. Presented by the Welsh National Opera. Admission: £7.50-£40. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Annie. The latest show from Groundlings Theatre. Admission £9-£13.50, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

STUBBINGTON: Crofton Community Centre Theatre, Stubbington Lane (PO14 2PP). 8pm. Calendar Girls. Comedy by Tim Firth, presented by Lee Players. Admission: £8. (01329) 662128.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £9. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRIDAY, MARCH 22

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Energise at The Barn. Special guest Kid Koos. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Royal Marines School of Music Concert. (023) 9282 2990.

PORTSMOUTH: Third Floor Arts Centre, Norrish Central Library, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Music in the Round: Ensemble 360. All welcome. Admission £15, concs. (023) 9284 3023, music@port.ac.uk.

DANCING

COSHAM: St Colman’s Hall, St Colman’s Avenue (PO6 2JJ). 8pm-10.15pm. TPP Dance Club Social Dance. Ballroom, Latin, sequence. Large dance floor. Admission: £3 in advance, £4 on door. 07989 124 089.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

EMSWORTH: Emsworth Methodist Church and Pastoral Centre, 19, High Street. (PO10 7AQ). 1pm-3.30pm. Emsworth Arts and Crafts Market. Come and browse the many arts and crafts made by local people. 07812 938 719.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-5pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Hitchcock (12A); 7pm. US, 2012. Directed by Sacha Gervasi. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren and Scarlett Johansson. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

HAVANT: Wheelwright Arms, Emsworth Road. 9pm. Rapid Tranq.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. The Coal Porters. Acoustic. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Showcase Night. Solos, duos and bands.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Ian McNab. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Neandertones. rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Dragonfly. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Mercury. Queen/Freddie Mercury tribute. Admission: £15 advance, £17 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. TrevorJohn. Pop/rock trio. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Modfathers (Paul Weller tribute. Plus special guests: Mojo Dollar. Admission £7.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

BURITON: Village Hall, High Street. 7.30pm. Fools Steam Ahead. Presented by the Buriton Players. Admission £10, concs (inc supper). (01730) 260177 to reserve your tickets.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Summer Holiday. Musical presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Brunel Theatre, HMS Sultan, Military Road (PO13 9SG). 7.30pm. Guys and Dolls. Performed by Sultan Theatre Group. (023) 9254 2272, 9254 2708.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Performed by Haslemere Players. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. The Hound of the Baskervilles. Presented by HumDrum. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Square Tower, Broad Street. 7pm-10pm. Blossom Alley. Presented by New Apollo and Cop The Needle Productions. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.15pm. Puccini’s Madam Butterfly. Presented by the Welsh National Opera. Admission: £7.50-£40. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Annie. The latest show from Groundlings Theatre. Admission £9-£13.50, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

STUBBINGTON: Crofton Community Centre Theatre, Stubbington Lane (PO14 2PP). 8pm. Calendar Girls. Comedy by Tim Firth, presented by Lee Players. Admission: £8. (01329) 662128.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, MARCH 23

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Tribalistic. Sweatbox, Kneeboe Jezawix, Lloyd Spence, Teknikal, Tardis Progress, Trev Leopoard and guests. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 11pm-2am. Neon Ballroom. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Michael Nott Rotunda, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 7.30pm. Portsmouth Music Club Concert. Featuring Sam Moffitt (trumpet) accompanied by Karen Kingsley. Visitors and new members warmly welcomed. Admission: £7 on door. portsmouthmusicclub.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: St Peter’s Church, The Square. 7.30pm. The Petersfield Chamber Choir in concert. Performing Fauré’s Requiem in D minor (op 48). Soloist: David Groves (organ). Admission free, retiring collection in aid of the Rowans Hospice. (01730) 260213.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 7.30pm. Bach’s St John Passion. An Easter concert performed by the Portsmouth Choral Union. The choir will be joined by Southern Pro Musica, with David Gostick conducting. Admission £14, concs, in advance or on door. (023) 9282 2227.

RAKE: The White Eagle Lodge, Brewells Lane. 8.15pm-9.30pm. Tibetan Bowl Concert by Candlelight for WWF’s Earth Hour. With Andrew Lyddon. Admission free, donations welcome. (01730) 893300.

DANCING

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls Ballroom, Bury Road. 7.30pm-11.45pm. Freestyle Jive Dance to the music of Unconditionals, plus DJ. 50s era jive music. (023) 9242 8732.

NORTH MUNDHAM: Village Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Dance. Featuring: Blake and Brazil. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street (PO6 3AP). 10.30am-4pm. Mind, Body, Soul Fayre. Admission £1.

COSHAM: High Street. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. County Darts: Hampshire v Durham.

GOSPORT: Search, 50, Clarence Road. 11am-3pm (last entry 2.30pm). Invention and Discovery. Celebrate the National Science & Engineering Week theme at our free family open day. No need to book, just drop in. Suitable for age four plus. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Free but donations appreciated. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Local Studies Centre, High Street. 11am-midday. Funny Bones Story Time Special. Come and be inspired by National Science Week, listen to a story and make a skeleton. Suitable for under 10s accompanied by an adult. Workshop free. (023) 9252 3463.

HAVANT: Havant Library, Meridian Centre. 10am-3pm. Human Library. Where books are people and ‘reading’ is a conversation. 0845 603 5631, goodmentalhealth.org.uk.

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: The Scout Hut, Hollybank. 9.30am-2.30pm. Craft and Vintage-inspired Fair. Shabby chic furniture, bizarre bears, vintage bric-a-brac, etc. Refreshments, etc. 07723 026 216.

LISS: Triangle Centre. 9.30am-midday. Indoor Market. With a large selection of stalls selling everything from home made cakes, scones, fudge and preserves, bread, hand-made cards, knitwear, jewellery, ceramics, hand-made soaps and general gift items. (01730) 301000 to book a stall.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mark’s Church, Derby Road, North End. 7.30pm. Spring Quiz. Teams of six compete with prizes for the winners. Admission £6 pp (inc ploughmans). (023) 9266 5753.

SOUTHSEA: St Simon’s Church, Waverley Road. 10am-1pm. Spring Craft Fayre and Table Top Sale. Proceeds in aid of St Simon’s Development Campaign. (023) 9282 9440.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Matisse Drawing with Scissors, Late Works 1950-1954. The exhibition features 35 lithographic reproductions of the famous cut-outs, produced in the last four years of his life. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 9.30am-5pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

FILMS

LISS: Triangle Centre. Quartet (12A); 3pm, 7.30pm. Directed by: Dustin Hoffman. Starring: Maggie Smith, Michael Gambon and Billy Connolly. Admission: £6 in advance, £7 on door. (01730) 301000.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. No (15); 7pm. Chile, 2013. Subtitles. Directed by Pablo Larrain. Starring Alfredo Castro, Antonia Zegers and Gael Berna. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: The Cricketers, Commonside, Westbourne (PO10 8TA). 9pm. Grit. (01243) 372647.

PORTSMOUTH: Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 12.30pm-2.40pm. Dave Pearson’s Big Band Orchestra. Free admission. (023) 9266 2440, hilsea-lido.org.uk/blue-lagoon.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Flipron. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8.30pm. The Amazing Lee Ray.

PORTSMOUTH: The Connaught Arms, Guildford Road, Fratton. 8pm. Elliott. Elvis, Joe Cocker tribute act. 07788 558 176.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Sons of the Delta. rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Cheesedoctors. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. The Christians. Admission: £18 advance, £20 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. The Soul Suspects. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Monster. Rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Road to Blissfields. With Fine Liens, Is Bliss, Jerry Williams, Lucifer’s Gold, and The Silhouettes. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 7pm. The Gospel of Matthew. A virtuoso delivery of the greatest story ever told. Admission £11, conc. (01420) 472 664.

BURITON: Village Hall, High Street. 7.30pm. Fools Steam Ahead. Presented by the Buriton Players. Admission £10, concs (inc supper). (01730) 260177 to reserve your tickets.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Summer Holiday. Musical presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Brunel Theatre, HMS Sultan, Military Road (PO13 9SG). 7.30pm. Guys and Dolls. Performed by Sultan Theatre Group. (023) 9254 2272, 9254 2708.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Calamity Jane. Performed by Haslemere Players. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. The Hound of the Baskervilles. Presented by HumDrum. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.45pm. Kafka’s Dick. A comedy by Alan Bennett, presented by HIADS. Admission £7. (023) 9246 6363.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Square Tower, Broad Street. 7pm-10pm. Blossom Alley. Presented by New Apollo and Cop The Needle Productions. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 11.30am, 2pm. Kids Club: Torturous Tudors. Absorb the large than life atmosphere of the Tudors with the Spanish Armada lurking in the English Channel. Admission: £7.50, concs. 8pm. Medieval Murder Mystery: A Knight of Murder. An interactive evening of dinner theatre. Admission: £22 (inc two-course meal). (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 6.30pm. Just Dance. A collaboration of all Dynamic Dance Company’s students ranging from two years to adult. Admission £8.50, concs. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.15pm. Puccini’s Madam Butterfly. Presented by the Welsh National Opera. Admission: £7.50-£40. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 8pm. Claire Louise School of Dance Show. A song and dance show for all ages to enjoy. (023) 9282 8282.

STUBBINGTON: Crofton Community Centre Theatre, Stubbington Lane (PO14 2PP). 8pm. Calendar Girls. Comedy by Tim Firth, presented by Lee Players. Admission: £8. (01329) 662128.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Laburnum Grove. A thriller or a comedy? By J B Priestley. Admission: £11. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

PRIVETT: Village Hall. 7.45pm. Meon Valley Railways. Talk by Ray Stone.

SINGLETON: on A286 Chichester/Midhurst road, meet (GR SU879131). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A six-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. (01730) 269253.

SOUTHAMPTON: meet Woolston Railway Station. 10.24am. CHA Walking Club Walk. Linear six-mile walk via Southampton parks and Common. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

PALM SUNDAY, MAR 24

CONCERTS

CHICHESTER: Christ Church, Old Market Avenue (off South Street). 2pm doors for 2.30pm-4.30pm. Music on Sundays. Featuring Duncan Glenday (piano). Includes music by Beethoven, Chopin, and Schumann. Visitors and new members welcome. (01243) 527425, musiconsundays.co.uk.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. County Darts: Hampshire v Durham. Plus Evening Bingo and Quiz in the Lounge.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street/St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 9.30am. Palm Procession, followed by Parish Mass at St Mary’s. Join us in walking through the streets with a brass band and singing as we remember the journey Jesus made to Jerusalem on the first Palm Sunday.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Sue Harvey. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Square Tower, Broad Street. 11am-4pm. Crafts in the Tower. An exhibition by artists and makers from the local area showcasing jewellery, ceramics, fine art, glass work, textiles, photography and wood turning. craftsinthetower.com.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Teddy Bear Story ... Featuring 150 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse examples of the toy. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Library Gallery, Palmerston Road. 11am-4pm. Paintings and Pastels. Exhibition of works by sisters Pam Ashenden and Sylvia Massey.

GIGS

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Gone By Tomorrow EP launch. Plus special guests. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. The Beth Oliver Band. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 7pm. Arrows Karaoke.

STAGE

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7pm. National Theatre live: People. Starring Frances de la Tour. (01428) 642161 for further details.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 8pm. Hairy Bikers – Larger than Live. On tour again. Admission: £25. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

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