What’s on for Saturday November 9, 2013

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

SATURDAY, NOV 9

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 10pm-2am. Wolf Cub Club. Admission free. (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Michael Nott Rotunda, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 7pm. Portsmouth Music Club Concert. Featuring Breath of Fresh Air (wind/piano sextet). Visitors and new members warmly welcomed. Admission: non-members £7 on door. (023) 9232 6309, portsmouthmusicclub.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Benjamin Britten: War Requiem. Featuring soloists Elisabeth Meister, James Oxley and Duncan Rock. Plus Portsmouth Choral Union, The Portsmouth Grammar School Chamber Choir, Portsmouth Cathedral Choristers, St John’s College Choristers and Southern Pro Musica. Conducted by David Gostick and Sam Gladstone Admission £1-£20. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

EVENTS

ALTON: High Street. 10am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 7.30pm-10pm. SWF Wrestling. Featuring Europe’s smallest wrestler. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9251 0012.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 9am-1pm. Charities Fair. Large display of stalls by 26 different charities. Bargains and special presents. Quality gifts, cards, stocking fillers, cakes, preserves, books, toys, plants and more. Free entry, optional donation.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10am-3pm. Curating for the Terrified. For artists who want to take an in-depth and practical look at curating. With tutor Lyn Unsworth. Admission £28, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

LIPHOOK: Church Centre, 24, Portsmouth Road (GU30 7DJ). 7pm for 7.30pm. Quiz Night. In aid of St Mary’s Roof Fund. For teams of six (singles or smaller numbers can be put into a team). Admission £12.50 (includes a home-cooked two-course supper). (01428) 725390 for tickets.

LIPHOOK: Village Hall. 10am-midday. Liphook Market. Hand made cards, ice cream, cakes and preserves, local photography, hand made jewellery, wood turning, goats cheese, etc.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Square Tower, Broad Street. 10am-10pm. Tongues & Grooves 10th Anniversary Poetry and Music Festival and Concert. Keynote speaker: Neil Astley (Bloodaxe Publishers). Featured poet: John Agard. Music with The Hanging Tree Band and Les Kazoos d’Amour. Workshops and readings with Robyn Bolam, Stephanie Norgate, George Marsh, John Haynes, Stephen Boyce, Denise Bennett, Pauline Hawkesworth, Wendy French, Jane Kirway and more. Interactive exhibitions, film shows, early evening open mic, competitions results. tongues-and-grooves.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Technology Department, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 10am-4pm. Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors Carve-in. All welcome. (023) 9259 9153 for further information.

PORTSMOUTH: Hilsea Lido, London Road, Hilsea. 7.30pm-midnight. Cabaret show starring Miss Hilsea Lido (drag queen) and friends. Admission £10. In aid of Cancer Research. Over 18s only. (023) 9266 2440.

PORTSMOUTH: St Faith’s Church, Crasswell Street, Landport. 10am. British Orthodox Service. Join the British Orthodox community in our city for their monthly service.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. 10.30am. Coffee Morning. A chance to raise some funds with coffee, chat and cake.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: Parish Hall, Links Lane. 10am-1pm. Craft Fair. Varied craft stalls, including textiles, jewellery, book binding, pewter, ceramics, candles, cards, beads, glass, woodwork, quilting and furniture renovation, etc.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 10am-1pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Castle Street (PO16 9PY). 10am-4.30pm. Memories of Portchester. An exhibition of photographs, paintings and memorabilia of Portchester Past, organised by the Portchester Civic Society. Admission £1. (023) 9238 2778, portchestercivicsociety.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Rush (15); 7pm. USA 2013. Directed by Ron Howard. Starring: Daniel Brühl, Chris Hemsworth and Olivia Wilde. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

COSHAM: Royal British Legion, Sixth Avenue. 7.30pm-11.30pm. Reggae Night. In aid of COPD, part of the British Lung Foundation. Featuring music from Antney Hassan, plus a disco. Admission £5 in advance, £8 on door. 07895 100 267.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. The Stylistics Greatest Hits Tour. Admission £23. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. This Little Girl. Plus DJ Zodiac.

GRAYSHOTT: Grayshott Village Hall, Headley Road. 7.30pm. Ewan McKennan. Support from Louise Jordan, who hails from Ringwood. Organised by Grayshott Folk Club. New members welcome. Admission £12. (01428) 607096, grayshottfolkclub.co.uk, grayshott.com/folk.

HAVANT: The Spring’s Cafe Bar, East Street. 1pm. Music Bites with The FB Pocket Orchestra. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Dennis Locorriere – The True Voice of Dr Hook. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Graham Arms, 51, George Street. 8.30pm. Lee Ray.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8pm. The Herbz. Performing Brit Pop and Ska favourites.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Saiichi Sugiyama Band. rmatavern.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Young Knives. Indie. Admission £10. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8.30pm. Groovestar. Five-piece, classic disco and Motown. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. Absolute Zero. Rock covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Rifles. Plus special guests Life In Film and Dexters. Admission £14. (023) 9286 3911.

WICKHAM: The Kings Head, The Square. 9pm. Chicago Nine Blues Band. (01329) 832123.

STAGE

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 2pm. The Musicians of Bremen. Presented by Sea Legs Puppet Theatre. Admission £6.50, concs. (01420) 472 664.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Henrik Ibsen’s Ghosts. Translated by Stephen Unwin and presented by the English Touring Theatre. Admission: £15-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Festival Hall, Heath Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Peter Grimes. Michael Marland’s play is presented by the Lion and Unicorn Players. Admission £10, concs. (01730) 261199 for tickets.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 11.30am. The Mummies’ Tomb. Join Mosi on his quest to join his father in the building of the Great Pyramid. A fun show for all the family. Admission: £7.50, concs. 2pm. Mr Docherty’s Corner Shop. A delightful story set against the horrors of war. Admission: £7.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Ghost: the musical. Based on the Oscar-winning film. Admission: £28-£42, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Irving Berlin’s White Christmas the Musical. Presented by South Downe Musical Society. Admission £12-£15, concs. (01329) 846646 for tickets.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8 pm. Alice in Wonderland. Presented by Volcano Theatre. Admission £17, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PETWORTH: meet Petworth Park National Trust car park (GR SU966 238). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. (01730) 269253.

SUNDAY, NOV 10

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: Parish Hall, Assheton Court (off Castle Street). 7pm-9pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission £3.50 (inc tea/cake). (023) 9235 1162.

WICKHAM: Wickham Community Centre, Mill Lane. 1.30pm-4pm. Olive and Janet invite you to an Afternoon Tea Dance. Admission £3. (023) 9273 3393 or 07980 058 310.

EVENTS

BEDHAMPTON: Bedhampton Social Hall, Bedhampton Road. 2pm-3.30pm. Havant Caged Bird Society Annual Show. Hundreds of birds on show. See the birds and meet the breeders. Admission £1, children free.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 10.30am-4pm. Antique and Collectors Fair. Presenting a wide range of antique and collectable items, including pottery, jewellery, gold and silver, glass, art deco, Doulton, coins, stamps and old postcards. Buying and selling. Admission £1.50. Contact Emmott Promotions (01243) 788597 or 07757 604 541, emmottpromotions.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Evening Bingo and Quiz in the Lounge.

GOSPORT: Gipsy Queen, 160, Whitworth Road (PO12 3NW). 9pm-11pm. The Sunday Quiz. (023) 9258 0626.

HAYLING ISLAND: St Mary’s Church, Church Road, South Hayling. 7.30pm. All Souls Service. Followed by refreshments.

HAYLING ISLAND: St Mary’s Church, Church Road, South Hayling. 11.15am. Remembrance Day Service.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 10am-1.30pm. Winter Market. With over 20 traders offering a wide range of goods from hand crafted jewellery, toys, textiles and so much more. Home-made refreshments. (01730) 266299.

PORTSMOUTH: St Faith’s Church, Crasswell Street, Landport. 9.30am. Sunday Eucharist and an Act of Remembrance.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. 10am. Sunday Eucharist and an Act of Remembrance. 3pm. Royal British Legion Service of Remembrance. Join the local branch of the RBL in remembering those who gave their lives in war so that we might enjoy the freedoms we have today.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. 10am. Sunday Eucharist and an Act of Remembrance.

SOUTHSEA: D-Day Museum, Clarence Esplanade. 10am-5pm. Remembrance Sunday. Free admission to mark Remembrance Day. (023) 9282 8068.

SOUTHSEA: Salvation Army Citadel, Albert Road. 6pm. Service of Remembrance with the Lord Mayor and Lady Mayoress of Portsmouth, the Royal British Legion and other invited guests. Everyone welcome.

WINCHESTER: Middlebrook Street and car park. 9am-2pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. Midday-3.30pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11.15pm. Willie and The Bandits. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Shearer Arms, 72, Shearer Road. 6.15pm-9.15pm. Mojo Dollar. Playing 60s mod, pop, rock and soul.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 3pm. Blackshapes half-dayer. Admission £6. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Auckland Arms, Netley Road (off Clarence Parade). 8.15pm. The Milton James Four. Trad jazz. (023) 9275 2488.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 6pm. Frank and Dean. Frank and Dean are back, performing as the Ratpack legends. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. Cliff. Inappropriate songs on the wrong instrument. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 6pm. Children in Need. Join us for a night of fabulous entertainment as celebrities and talented performers take to the stage to bring you a night of pure enjoyment! Admission £4, concs. (01329) 846646 for tickets.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7pm. We Will Be Free – The Tolpuddle Martyrs Story. A new drama about the Dorset farm labourers convicted and transported for forming a trade union in 1834. With musical arrangements from folk artist John Kirkpatrick. Admission £12. (023) 9286 3911.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet at The Good Companion, Moorings Way. 2.30pm. Milton Foreshore Walk. A brisk walk over uneven footpaths across the common to the shore. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

MONDAY, NOV 11

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M’s Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. Admission £2.50. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: 250, Chichester Road, North End (PO2 0AU). 7.30pm. Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Course. Start of a 10-week coarse with follow-on classes. With teacher Tony Ashenden. Cost £75. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am-12.45pm. JCPF Spiritual Healing Clinic. Donation gratefully received. (023) 9269 3169 for further details.

PORTSMOUTH: Landport Community Centre, Charles Street (PO1 1JD). 12.30pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week. (023) 9283 1259.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Executive Suite, Inn Lodge, Burrfields Road (PO3 5HH). 8pm. Portsmouth Jazz Society. Featuring The Derek Nash Quartet. Admission £22 in advance. (023) 9225 5806, 9229 8161, portsmouthjazz.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm doors. Scouting for Girls. Featuring: Go West; Hue and Cry; and The Christians. Admission £24.50-£28.50. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Kins. Indie, rock. Admission £6. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. The Union. Plus special guests Tax The Heat; and Kodiak Jack. Admission £13.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Holy Trinity Church, West Street. 7.30pm. Dormice. Illustrated talk by Ian White of the People’s Trust for Endangered Species, organised by the Fareham Group, Hampshire & IW Wildlife Trust. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2. (01329) 287653.

HAVANT: Langstone Conservative Club, Emsworth Road. 10.30am. Transforming Your Deepest Patterns. Talk, organised by the Havant Complementary Health Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (023) 9307 9413.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Community Centre, Love Lane. 2.30pm-4pm. A Policeman’s Lot. Talk by Tony and Lizzie Gilks, organised by the Petersfield University of the Third Age. Admission £2 for visitors. petersfieldu3a.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

TUESDAY, NOV 12

CONCERTS

COSHAM: The Link, Cosham Baptist Church, Havant Road. 7.15pm. Cosham Keyboard and Music Club. This month featuring some members playing easy listening music for all to enjoy. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £5. (023) 9237 6313.

DANCING

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PETERSFIELD: New Savoy Cinema, Festival Hall, Heath Road. Roman Holiday (U); 2.30pm. Directed by; William Wyler. Starring: Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn and Eddie Albert. Admission £5. Behind the Candelabra (15); 7.30pm. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. Starring Michael Douglas, Matt Damon, Scott Bakula and Eric Zuckerman. Admission £5. (01730) 264182.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 8pm. The Stan Tracey Quartet. Jazz. Admission £14, concs. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Eighties Triple Headere. Admission £18.50. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Lounge @ The RMA. Acoustic Showcase Night featuring Mike; The Fugative Orchestra; and Aviv. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-11.30pm. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9229 6352.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. James George and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Heart of a Coward. Metal. Admission £7. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. 36 Crazyfists. Plus special guests Armed For Apocalypse; and Kill ’em Dead Cowboy. Admission £12.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Presented by Propeller. Admission: £15-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Scrooge. Musical starring Tommy Steele. Admission: £14-£37, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Patience. A Gilbert & Sullivan musical comedy presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

BISHOP’S WALTHAM: St Peter’s Church Hall, Free Street. 8pm. Inter-Society Quiz. Pub-style quiz on all things railway related between some of the railway societies in Hampshire. Steve Hayward and Steve Bigley are the question setters. Come along and see if your railway knowledge is better than the participating teams! Organised by the Meon Valley Locomotive Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (023) 9269 8976.

GOSPORT: Broderick Hall, Clayhall Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2BY). 7.30pm-9.30pm. A Textile Journey. Talk by Maggie Relph, organised by the Scrap Happy Quilters. All welcome. Admission £2.50 for visitors.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Room 2.07, Park Building, University of Portsmouth, King Henry I Street (PO1 2DZ). 7pm. Palmerston, Hampshire and 19th Century Politics. Talk by Dr David Brown of Southampton University. Organised by the Historical Association, Portsmouth Branch. All welcome. Admission £1. (023) 9235 7463, history.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: St Luke’s Church Hall, Greetham Street. 2.30pm-4.30pm. Annual General Meeting and Bring and Buy Sale ... at the monthly meeting of the Dickens Fellowship, Birthplace Branch. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £1. (023) 9266 4205.

WEDNESDAY, NOV 13

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50. (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

PORTSMOUTH: Main Entrance, St James Hospital, Locksway Road, Milton (PO4 8LD). 8pm-10.15pm. Wednesday Ballroom Club. Come and enjoy some social ballroom dancing. Ideal for couples. Admission £3. (023) 9307 7368.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Suitable for both new and experienced dancers . Partner not necessary. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 9271 0060.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 10.30am-1pm. Digital Photography for Beginners Workshop. Introduction to the basic functions, controls, downloading and sharing. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Join in with what’s happening or bring your own project to do. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Portsea Adventure Playground, Aylward Street, Portsea. 1pm-2.30pm. Connors Toy Library. For play, friendships, socialising, toy loan, craft and other activities. Admission £2 per family per week. (023) 9283 1259.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. Song for Marion (PG); 1.45pm, 8pm. Directed by: Paul Andrew Williams. Starring: Terence Stamp, Gemma Arterton and Christopher Eccleston. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Portsmouth Film Society, Omega Centre, Omega Street (PO5 4LP). Wadjda (PG), 8pm; Saudi Arabia/Germany, 2012. Subtitled. Directed by: Haifaa Al-Mansour. Starring: Waad Mohammed, Reem Abdullah and Abdullrahman Al Gohani. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: The Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix featuring Carl Fryer.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm-11.15pm. The Ryan McGarvey Band. Blues, rock. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7pm-midnight. Open Mic Club. Friendly atmosphere. All musicians welcome. Full stage, turbo sound system, lighting. Full recording capability. (023) 9229 6352.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Continental (ex Dropkick Murphys). Punk, rock, folk, acoustic, rock n roll. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Karnivool. Plus special guest Tesseract. Admission £10.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Presented by Propeller. Admission: £15-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7.30pm. RSC Live: Richard II. A live digital broadcast from Stratford-upon-Avon. RSC artistic director Gregory Doran directs David Tennant in the title role. (01428) 642161 for further details.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s The Comedy of Errors. Presented by the Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: The Lupton Hall, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Hansel and Gretel. Staged performance of Engelbert Humperdinck’s enchanting and perennially popular opera are given by musicians from Bedales and Dunhurst. Free tickets. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. Psychic Sally Morgan. Admission £23. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Scrooge. Musical starring Tommy Steele. Admission: £14-£37, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Patience. A Gilbert & Sullivan musical comedy presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

BOXGROVE: meet Boxgrove Village Car Park. 11.30am. Six-mile circular walk via The Foly and Tinwood Lane. (023) 9225 4289 for further details.

GOSPORT: St Mary’s Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2ET). 7.30pm-9.30pm. Happy Ever After: Marriage, Divorce Laws and Customs. Talk by John Hurley, organised by the Gosport Family History Group. All welcome.

GOSPORT: The Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke. 7.15pm start. Happy Ever After: Marriage, Divorce Laws and Customs. Talk by John Hurley, organised by the Hampshire Genealogical Society Gosport Group. Visitors and new members welcome. hgs-familyhistory.com/groups/gosport.

IPING COMMON: meet Petworth Park National Trust car park (GR SU852 219) south of the A272 between Rogate and Midhurst. 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.30am. (01730) 269253.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: meet in the main Portchester Castle car park. 2pm. Portchester Castle. Suitable for beginners. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove (PO16 9AD). 7.30pm. What the Butler Saw. Talk by John Pitman, organised by the Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors Carve-in. All welcome. (023) 9259 9153 for further information.

PORTSMOUTH: Lecture Theatre 1, Richmond Building, University of Portsmouth, Portland Street. 7pm. The Crystal World. Talk by Professor Mike Glazer, University of Oxford, organised by the Portsmouth and District Physical Society and the Institute of Physics South Central Branch. Admission £1.50. (023) 9284 5396, port.ac.uk/physsoc.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, NOV 14

COMEDY

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Bond! An Unauthorised Parody. Presented by Gavin Robertson. Admission £13.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 1.10pm. Lunchtime Concert. Featuring Nick Miller and Will Drakett (organ). Admission £3, concs. Light refreshments available. (023) 9282 1164.

DANCING

HAVANT: Leigh Park Community Centre, Dunsbury Way (PO9 5BG) 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission: £3, inc tea/biscuits. (023) 9307 7596, 07950 730 274.

HORNDEAN: Merchistoun Hall, London Road. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Sequence and some ballroom. Admission £2.50. (023) 9226 6177.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Group for the over 55s. Different activity each week from speakers, quizzes, bingo, seated exercises, plus a time to socialise and make new friends. Admission: £2.50 a session. (023) 9278 0500.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey, cards, jewellery, woodcraft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. The Artist and the Model (12A); 7pm. France 2012. Subtitled. Directed by Fernando Trueba. Starring: Jean Rochefort and Aida Folch. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Jade Kelly, 7pm; Iscalis, 7.30pm; Alan Reid, 8pm; The Beth Oliver Band, 8.30pm; The Unknown Soldiers, 9.30pm; Heir of the Dog, 10.15pm; The Milkmen, 10.45pm; Open Mic (three songs each, just turn up and put your name down to play), 11.30pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. James George and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Too Many T’s. Hip hop. Admission £5. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8pm. Sam’s Jam. A musician’s fun night with some big names doing what they do best! (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Eddi Reader. Plus special guest Kieran Goss. Admission £20. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 7.30pm-9pm. 1913 and All That. Combining spoken word and music, two SOOP performers will take you on a humorous, illuminating journey through literature and popular culture on the eve of the First World War. Admission £6. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Presented by Propeller. Admission: £15-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Little Women. Louisa May Alcott’s classic tale is presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s The Comedy of Errors. Presented by the Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: The Lupton Hall, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Hansel and Gretel. Staged performance of Engelbert Humperdinck’s enchanting and perennially popular opera are given by musicians from Bedales and Dunhurst. Free tickets. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Scrooge. Musical starring Tommy Steele. Admission: £14-£37, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Birdsong. A play by Rachel Wagstaff based on Sebastian Faulks’ novel, presented by CCADS in this Remembrance Week. Admission £11-£15. (01329) 846646 for tickets.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £9, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Patience. A Gilbert & Sullivan musical comedy presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Catisfield Memorial Hall, Catisfield Lane, Catisfield. 7.30pm. Plants and Their Wicked Ways. Talk by Alan and Sylvia Martin, organised by the Catisfield & District Horticultural Society and followed by the annual general meeting. Visitors and new members welcome. (01329) 312269 or catisfield.com/CHS.

FAREHAM: Wallington Village Hall, Broadcut. 7.15pm-9.30pm. Ask the Experts. Your genealogical questions answered by a panel, organised by the Hampshire Genealogical Society Fareham Group. Visitors and new members welcome. hgs-familyhistory.com/groups/fareham.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. Kingston Prison Talk by Peter Galvin, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection Hall, Brecon Avenue, Drayton. 7.45pm. A Solent Cruise: part one. Illustrated talk by David Allport, organised by the Friends of Portsdown Hill. All welcome. Admission £2 (inc refreshments). (023) 9232 5570.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRIDAY, NOV 15

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 11pm-2am. Wolf Cub Club. Admission free. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 8pm. Greg Davies: The Back of My Mum’s Head. Admission £25. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

DANCING

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove. 2pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Come dancing to the sounds of Memory Lane: waltz, tango, rumba, ballroom, sequence, old time, etc. (023) 9278 9124.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £3. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 10am-midday. African Dance Workshop for Adults with Learning Disabilities. Exercise and learn fun and easy dance moves from different parts of Africa. Admission £4. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6.15pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Seichen, also Metamorphic Technique. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Donation £5/£6.

WINCHESTER: Guildhall, Broadway, High Street. 12.30pm-5.30pm. Contemporary Jewellery and Silversmithing Fair. Exhibitors at the fair include jewellers working in gold, silver, platinum, palladium, aluminium, copper, brass, glass and bronze and incorporating felt, gem stones, seaglass, buttons, pearls, glass, enamelwork and beads into their work. Admission £4. (01622) 747 325.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring paintings by Maureen Moss and photographs by Steve Guilfoyle. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-5pm. Animated Hampshire. A collection of animated short films which celebrate the wealth of young creative talent in Hampshire. Free admission. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: RN Submarine Museum, Haslar Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-3.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... A funny family exhibition looking at the Horrible side of life as a submariner. (023) 9254 5036, submarine-museum.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Bedales Gallery, Church Road, Steep. 2pm-5pm. George Grosz: The Big No. One of the greatest satirical artists of the 20th century. Featuring two of the most famous portfolios of his drawings: EcceHomo, 1923 and Hintergrund, 1928. (01730) 711511, bedales.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Petersfield Museum, The Old Court House, St Peter’s Road (GU2 3HX). 10am-4pm. Beliefs: Religion and Spirituality in Petersfield and Beyond. At the centre of the exhibition are a series of portraits of local people of different faiths and of no faith featuring their personal thoughts on religion and spirituality, and related artefacts. (01730) 262601.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Enough Said (12A); 7pm. USA 2013. Directed by Nicole Holofcener. Starring: James Gandolfini and Catherine Keener. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Barbados House, Station Road. 8pm. Phoenix Battle of the Bands. Admission £4.50 in advance, £5.50 on door. (01420) 472 664.

CHICHESTER: Pallant Suite, South Pallant. 6.30pm doors for 7.45pm-10.15pm. Chichester Jazz Club. Featuring Goff Duber’s Dixieland Express. All welcome. Admission £9. (01243) 776001/380910, chichesterjazzclub.co.uk.

COWPLAIN: Spotted Cow, 131, London Road. 8.30pm. Velvet Imagination. Soul, funk blues, jazz.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Lisa Knapp. Folk. Admission £13.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Foster and Allen. More blarney, charm and Celtic tunes from this evergreen Irish folk duo. Admission £21.50, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. Boarhunt Blues Club. Featuring Steve Roux’s Brass Knuckle Blues Band. All welcome. Admission £12.50. (023) 9225 4909, boarhuntblues.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. 8pm. White Rabbit Saloon. Performing an acoustic set featuring the music of Oasis, The Jam and various other 70s/80s artists.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 8.45pm. Reactor 1. reactor1.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Nothing Yet (ex Running On Empty).

SOUTHAMPTON: The Joiners Arms, 141, St Mary’s Street. 7.30pm. Natives. Alternative, rock. Admission £7. (023) 8022 5612.

SOUTHSEA: Jolly Sailor, 54, Clarence Road. 8pm. Vince Hilaire’s Soul Classics. (023) 9229 5195.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 8.30pm. Voodoo Cats. 50s rock n roll. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Dirty DC plus The Mary Poppins Experience. Tribute bands. Admission £8. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Presented by Propeller. Admission: £15-£26.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. Little Women. Louisa May Alcott’s classic tale is presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s The Comedy of Errors. Presented by the Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £10, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Scrooge. Musical starring Tommy Steele. Admission: £14-£37, concs. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Birdsong. A play by Rachel Wagstaff based on Sebastian Faulks’ novel, presented by CCADS in this Remembrance Week. Admission £11-£15. (01329) 846646 for tickets.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Dad’s Army. Platoon attenshun!!. Admission: £11, concs. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. Patience. A Gilbert & Sullivan musical comedy presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission £14.50, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke (PO12 2ET). 7.30pm. Birds of the Solent and their Migrations. Talk by birds expert Peter Potts, organised by the Hampshire and IoW Wildlife Trust, Gosport Branch. All welcome. Admission £2.50, concs.

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

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