What’s On for Tuesday November 6, 2012

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

TUESDAY, NOV 6

DANCING

LISS: Village Hall. 8pm-10.15pm. Liss Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (01730) 892570.

TITCHFIELD: Titchfield Community Centre, Mill Street. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

EVENTS

FAREHAM: White Horse, North Wallington. 7.30pm-9.30pm. An Evening of Ukulele Fun! Come along and sing along or strum, please bring a ukulele if you have one. Fun for all ages. Free to join in. (01329) 235197.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Knit and Natter. Friendly group of beginners and experienced knitters. Just turn up and give it a go. Just £1 (023) 9278 0500.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. Wish You Were Here (15), 8pm; UK, 1986. Directed by: David Leland. Starring: Emily Lloyd, Tom Bell and Jessie Birdsall. (023) 9229 1346, portsmouthfilmsociety.org.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Joe Brown. Premier rock n roll legend. Admission £25. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Bob Cheevers. Country. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Front Bar, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Open Mic Night. Musicians of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7.30pm. David Essex. Back on the road again. Admission £27.50-£29.50. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. The Andrews Brothers. A mix of rock, pop, soul, jazz and country in their own style. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Drum Nation. Drummers of all levels welcome. (023) 9221 0437.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Little Johnny Russells, Albert Road. 7.30pm-11pm. Nick Courtney presents ... Glen Malo, 7pm; James Tippins, 7.30pm; Scott Hodges, 8pm; Alistair Goodwin, 8.30pm; The Beth Oliver Band, 9pm; Silhouettes, 10pm-11pm.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. WAve 105/Carling present Emilia Mitiku. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Duet for One. Starring William Gaunt and Haydn Gwynne. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Noises Off. By Michael Frayne. Bedales Drama presented by The Sixth Form Production. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap. On its first ever UK tour. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. The Merry Widow. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

PORTSMOUTH: meet Baffins Community Centre, Westover Road, Copnor. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 10.30am. Stamshaw Foreshore Walk. Healthy walk with views to Portchester Castle. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet outside Civic Offices, Guildhall Square. 12.15pm. Lunchtime Walk. Take a break with this brisk walk to Gunwharf or Southsea and back. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

WEDNESDAY, NOV 7

CONCERTS

PETERSFIELD: St Peter’s Church, The Square. 7.30pm. Churcher’s College Remembrance Day Concert. To include the college choirs and orchestras. In aid of the Royal British Legion. Admission £7, concs. (01730) 260213.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50 (refreshments included). (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

FAREHAM: Wallington Community Centre, Broadcut. 8.30pm-10pm. Social Ballroom/Latin Dance. 07775 444 811.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

WATERLOOVILLE: Waterlooville Community Centre, 10 Maurepas Way (Asda car park). 7.45pm-10.15pm. WACA Sequence Dance Club. Visitors and new members are always welcome. (023) 9271 0060.

EVENTS

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 7.30pm-9pm. The Thorngate Singers meet weekly for a fun, informal hour and a half of singing. New members welcome. (023) 9251 0012.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 11.30am-2pm. Wednesday Lunch Club (two-course meal with tea/coffee). Raffles, quizzes, outings, talks, etc. Admission £4.50. (023) 9269 2914.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 7.30pm. Mediumship and Healing Demonstration. Admission £5. (023) 9269 3169.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. A welcoming and friendly group for the over 50s, with something different to do each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Scout Headquarters, Paignton Avenue, Baffins. 10am. Coffee Morning. Coffee, cakes, bric-a-brac, books, clothing, etc.

PORTSMOUTH: St Mary’s Church, Fratton Road. Midday. Mass and Charity Lunch. A chance to enjoy a light lunch. The money raised will be used to support a charity.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Flynns’ Art Exhibition. Featuring recent works by Maureen and Terry Flynn. 0845 6035631, flynnspaintings.com

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. We Bought a Zoo (PG); 1.45pm, 8pm. Directed by: Cameron Crowe. Starring: Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson and Elle Fanning. Admission £4.75, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. About Elly (12A); 7pm. Iran, 2009. Subtitled. Directed by Asghar Farhadi. Starring: Golshifteh Farahani, Shahab Hosseini and Taraneh Alidoosti. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix. Featuring Monkey’s Fist.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Clayson sings Brel. An evening of Jacques Brel and other chansons. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Beale Street. Rock covers band. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SARISBURY GREEN: Royal British Legion, 366, Brook Lane. 8pm-10.30pm. The Clive New Big Band. (023) 9269 3988.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm. Tyler Mae. Plus special guests: Fools and Scissors; and Seething Akira. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. In Conversation. Fragility Theatre Company bring their blend of physical and devised theatre to the stage. Admission £8, concs. (01329) 223100.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Theatre, Bury Road. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. A musical with book and lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken. Presented by Gosport Musical Theatre. (023) 9251 0012.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook.7.45pm. Duet for One. Starring William Gaunt and Haydn Gwynne. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Twelfth Night. Presented by The Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £9, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Noises Off. By Michael Frayne. Bedales Drama presented by The Sixth Form Production. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap. On its first ever UK tour. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. The Merry Widow. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: meet at King George V Playing Fields car park, Northern Road. 2pm. Lakeside, North Harbour Walk. Gentle paced walk around the private grounds of IBM. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

FRENSHAM: meet Frensham Little Pond (GR SU854417). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.15am. (01730) 269253.

GOSPORT: meet Explosion Museum of Naval Firepower Coffee Shop, Priddy’s Hard. 6.15pm for 6.30pm. Ghastly Ghost Walk. Discover fate of former workers in an eerie guided walk through the historic buildings of the Royal Navy’s former munitions stores, led by Victorian coroner Edgar Goble. Admission £5, inc tea/coffee from 6.15pm. (023) 9250 5600, explosion.org.uk.

HAVANT: Old House at Home, 2, South Street (PO9 1DA). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Paul. 07527 107 964, solentsocialising.org.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, NOV 8

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Milk Multi-Centre Student Night. Admission free before 8pm, £3 after. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

COMEDY

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Daniel Sloss: The Show. Admission £13.50 (£10 (members/NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm for 8pm-11pm. Club-50 Disco. Golden oldies and disco classics. With Pete Travers. All welcome. Admission: £4 members, £5 guests. (023) 9225 1958 or club-50.co.uk.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4.30pm. Craft Club. All welcome. (023) 9269 2914.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Friendship Club for the over 55s. With lots of different activities each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: St Wilfrid’s Church, George Street. 10.30am. Charity Lunch. A chance to enjoy a light lunch – the money raised will be used to support a charity.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey. cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Flynns’ Art Exhibition. Featuring recent works by Maureen and Terry Flynn. 0845 6035631, flynnspaintings.com

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Anna Karenina (12A); 8pm. Directed by Joe Wright. Starring: Jude Law, Keira Knightley and Aaron Johnson. (01428) 642161 for further details.

GIGS

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. The Urban Folk Quartet. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Paper Aereoplanes. Pop. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Monitorz, 7.30pm; Mike Keating, 8pm; The Tim Park Band, 8.30pm; The Monkey Butlars, 9pm; Rock Bottom (drums), 9.30pm-10pm; Sertari, 10.15pm; The Currents, 10.45pm; Adam Humphries, 11.30pm-midnight. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Royal Southern Brotherhood. Admission: £15 advance, £17 door. (023) 8055 5366.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Josephine Tewson. With an irreverent evening of chat and memories of a 50-year career. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Duet for One. Starring William Gaunt and Haydn Gwynne. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Theatre, Bury Road. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. A musical with book and lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken. Presented by Gosport Musical Theatre. (023) 9251 0012.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Twelfth Night. Presented by The Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £9, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: Festival Hall, Heath Road. 7.30pm. Count Dracula. The classic Bram Stoker story staged by the Lion and Unicorn Players. Admission £10, concs, available from One Tree Books or on door. (01730) 261199, lionandunicornplayers.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 7.30pm. Noises Off. By Michael Frayne. Bedales Drama presented by The Sixth Form Production. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, Curzon Howe Road, Portsea. 8pm. Oh! What A Lovely War. An entertaining and exuberant ride through the ironies and tragedies of the First World War. Admission £9.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap. On its first ever UK tour. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. West End Showstoppers. Discover why London’s West End is the heartbeat of musical theatre. Admission £10-£14, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. The Merry Widow. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

FAREHAM: Catisfield Memorial Hall, Catisfield Lane, Catisfield. 7.30pm. The Inca Trail. Illustrated talk by Paul Bowers, organised by the Catisfield & District Horticultural Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (01329) 312269 or catisfield.com/CHS.

FAREHAM: Whiteley Primary School, Gull Coppice, Whiteley. 7.15pm for a 7.30pm start. Whiteley Wags Women’s Institute. Make new friends, learn new skills and enjoy yourself.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7pm for 7.30pm. The Spring Annual General Meeting. Your chance to find out more about the running of The Spring and offer your suggestions to make it even better. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. Vision Aid Overseas. Presentation by Mark Esbester, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Mountbatten Centre, Twyford Avenue. 2pm. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

FRIDAY, NOV 9

CLUBBING

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. Fever present Nicky Blackmarket. Drum n bass. Admission £3 before 8pm, £5 after. Over 18s ROAR. (023) 9221 0437.

COMEDY

BORDON: Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Station Road. 8pm. Pappy’s Last Show Ever! Pappy’s return with a brand new show full of sketches, songs and silliness! Admission £12, concs. (01420) 472664, phoenixarts.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Improv. With Instant Soop. A must for any fan of ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

DANCING

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

BOSHAM: Hamblin Hall, Bosham House, Main Road. 7pm-9pm. Reiki Sharing Circle. All welcome. (01243) 373746.

GOSPORT: Search, 50, Clarence Road. 5.30pm-8.30pm (doors close 7.30pm). Search by Torchlight. Family event, but not for the faint-hearted! Strange goings-on in the museum at night! Bring a torch and go on a trail around our old building. Admission £1 per person on door. Just drop in, but allow up to an hour. (023) 9250 1957 and children must be accompanied by an adult.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Belinda. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Library, West Street. 9.30am-5pm. Flynns’ Art Exhibition. Featuring recent works by Maureen and Terry Flynn. 0845 6035631, flynnspaintings.com

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

PORTSMOUTH: No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Hope Springs (12A); 7pm. USA, 2012. Directed by David Frankel. Starring: Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones and Steve Carrell. Admission £7.50, concs. 07435 029 408, no6cinema.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: The Railway Inn, 95, North Street. Malfunction. (01243) 372351.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Jamie Smith’s Mabon. With a blend of world music, Celtic roots and rabble-rousing folk. Admission £12.50, concs. (01329) 223100.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Cream of Clapton. Admission £16.50, concs. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

GOSPORT: RNA Club, Fareham Road. 8pm-midnight. Soul and Motown Charity Night. Admission £3 on door. All money going to charity (Vitalise and The Daring Club).

HAVANT: The Wheelwright Arms, 27, Emsworth Road. 9pm. The Trevor John Band. (023) 9248 3365.

LAVANT: Memorial Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Concert. Featuring Travis Logan. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. Filthy Pig presents – Feed The Pigs. Remedy Sounds. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm doors. Lost Prophets. Support from We Are The Ocean and Pure Love. Admission £22.50 in advance. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Harvest Home, 106, Copnor Road. Double Barrell.

PORTSMOUTH: Kitsch N D’Or Restaurant, 37, Eldon Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Sweet ’n’ Hot. Jazz duo (vocal and piano). (023) 9286 1519.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. Jinder, 8pm; PR Dewhurst, 9pm; Daisy Train, 10pm.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Spike’s Legendary Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Cheese Doctors.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Sad Cafe. Admission: £16 advance, £18 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Edge of the Wedge, Albert Road. 8pm. Pompey Rumble 3 Pre-Party. With The Sin Kings; Go Go Cult; DJs Spikey Mark and Dolly. Admission £3. (023) 9286 3911.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Hazzard County. Southern rock band. Plus support. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Race Car Hearts. Plus special guests: Zenthetix; and The Planes. Admission £6. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

ALTON: Alton Abbey, Abbey Road (GU34 4AP). 7pm. Rare Riotous and Random Entertainment by the Community and Friends. With Abbey Footlights. Includes soup, rolls and wine. Admission: £15. (01420) 562126, altonabbey.org.uk.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Theatre, Bury Road. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. A musical with book and lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken. Presented by Gosport Musical Theatre. (023) 9251 0012.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Duet for One. Starring William Gaunt and Haydn Gwynne. Admission: £15-£26.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: Station Theatre, Station Road, West Town. 7.30pm. Twelfth Night. Presented by The Southsea Shakespeare Actors. Admission £9, concs. (023) 9246 6363.

PETERSFIELD: Festival Hall, Heath Road. 7.30pm. Count Dracula. The classic Bram Stoker story staged by the Lion and Unicorn Players. Admission £10, concs, available from One Tree Books or on door. (01730) 261199, lionandunicornplayers.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Groundlings Theatre at The Old Benny, Curzon Howe Road, Portsea. 8pm. Oh! What A Lovely War. An entertaining and exuberant ride through the ironies and tragedies of the First World War. Admission £9.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370, groundlings.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, Gunwharf Quays. 10pm. X Factor Friday. If your favourite X Factor finalist was voted off the show last Sunday, see them perform live tonight. Admission £5 before 11pm. (023) 9288 2244.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap. On its first ever UK tour. Admission: £15-£29.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. West End Showstoppers. Discover why London’s West End is the heartbeat of musical theatre. Admission £10-£14, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 7.30pm. The Merry Widow. Presented by Winchester Operatic Society. Admission: £14.50. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.