What’s On for Wednesday September 12, 2012

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12

COMEDY

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Station Road. 8pm. John Shuttleworth: Out of Our Sheds. Sheffield’s finest versatile singer/organist on a crusade. Admission £11, concs. (01420) 472664, phoenix-arts.co.uk.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 8.30pm. Stand-up Comedy Club. Featuring: Clint Edwards, Adam Bloom and Jimmy McGhie. Admission £8, concs. (01252) 745444.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. All welcome. Admission £2.50 (refreshments included). (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Westbury Manor Museum, West Street. 10.15am-1.45pm. Free Taster Workshop: Patchwork and Quilting. Get started in patchwork and quilting – ideal for beginners. Pre-booking essential. (01329) 822063.

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. Cycle ride to Chichester and Littlehampton. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Different things to do each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, Kings Road. 6pm. Zumba Fitness. A six-week course is £18. 07582 370 900.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. The Angels’ Share (18); 3.30pm, 8pm. Directed by: Ken Loach. Starring: Roger Allam, John Henshaw and William Ruane. Admission £6, concs. (01252) 745444.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. War Horse (12A); 1.45pm, 8pm. Directed by: Steven Spielberg. Starring: Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson and DAvid Thewlis. Admission £4.75, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. Sarah Saville. (01243) 375866.

PETERSFIELD: Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix. Featuring Paul Diello.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Larry McCray Band. Admission: £14 in advance, £15 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHAMPTON: Talking Heads, 320, Portswood Road, Portswood. 8pm-11pm. Southampton Musicians Curry Club present ... Leukaemia & Lymphoma Research Fundraiser. Featuring: The Cry, 8pm; Jazz Mates, 8.35pm; Blues Etc, 9.10pm; Dr Blu, 9.45pm; and Steely Scam, 10.20pm. All welcome. Admission: £5 on door. (023) 8067 8446.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Showcase 2012: Semi-final Three. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £14-£33. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 7pm. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. Mark Haddon’s award-winning novel is presented ‘as live’ by the National Theatre. (01428) 642161 for further details.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. Musical comedy for all the family. Admission: £10. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: Old House at Home, 2, South Street (PO1 1DA). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Paul. 07527 107 964, solentsocialising.org.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7pm for 7.30pm. Tunbridge Stickware and Miniature Work. Talk by Owen R Neal. Social evening, organised by the Solent Guild of Woodcarvers and Sculptors. All welcome.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTCHESTER: meet in the main Portchester Castle car park. 2pm. Portchester Castle. Suitable for beginners. New walkers to arrive 1.45pm to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: St John’s College Auditorium, Grove Road South. 7pm for 7.30pm. St John’s College Politics Society meeting. Lord Glasman, who lectures in political theory at the London Metropolitan University, will address the society. Refreshments available. stjohnscollege.co.uk.

STOCKBRIDGE: meet West Down car park at junction of A3057 and Chilbolton Road north of Stockbridge (GR SU384389). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. An eight-and-a-half-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.20am. All welcome. (01730) 269253.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7pm doors for 9pm.

Mirth Control Stand-up Comedy.

Featuring Paul Sinha, Jonny Awsum, Phil Reid and Stewart Nicol. Admission: £7 in advance, £8 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm for 8pm-11pm. Club-50 Disco. Golden oldies and disco classics. With Pete Travers. All welcome. Admission: £4 members, £5 guests. (023) 9225 1958 or club-50.co.uk.

EVENTS

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 7pm. Evening cycle ride to Harvest Home, Denmead. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Over 60s Friendship Club. With lots of different activities each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Village Hall, Milton Road. 11am. Zumba Fitness. A six-week course is £18. 07582 370 900.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey. cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. Searching for Sugar Man (12A); 8pm. Documentary directed by Malik Bendjelloul. (01428) 642161 for further details.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Chelsea Lane, 7pm; Scott Hodges, 7.30pm; Matt Blake, 8pm; Alistair Goodwin, 8.30pm; Coockoo (from Russia), 9pm; Skarlet Pimpernels, 9.30pm-10.30pm; Pepin and the Climatologists, 10.45pm; Dan and Hannah, 11.30pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Showcase 2012: The Play-Off. Admission £4. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 8pm. Fever Pitch. Adapted from Nick Hornby’s novel and directed by Paul Hodson, Admission: £14, concs. (01252) 745444.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Bugle Boy. A musical to get you in the mood, featuring a live 16-piece big band. Admission: £13-£24.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Dylan Thomas’ Under Milk Wood. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. Musical comedy for all the family. Admission: £10. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

COSHAM: The Link (formerly Uncle Tom’s Cabin), Havant Road. 2pm. National Osteoporosis Support Group. Interesting speakers, friendly chat, tae and biscuits. All welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9237 8785, 9237 4044.

FAREHAM: Catisfield Memorial Hall, Catisfield Lane, Catisfield. 7.30pm. A Borneo Experience. Illustrated talk by Alan Martin, organised by the Catisfield & District Horticultural Society. Visitors and new members welcome. (01329) 312269 or catisfield.com/CHS.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Plants, People and Views from Around the World. Talk by Christine Walkden. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Becket Hall, Cathedral House, St Thomas’ Street. 2.45pm. Shakespeare’s Wife. Talk by Phillip Adams, organised by the Portsmouth Cathedral Club. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £3. (023) 9285 1177.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Mountbatten Centre, Twyford Avenue. 2pm. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm. The Wolf Cub Club. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

HORNDEAN: Barton Hall, Horndean Technology College, Barton Cross. 7.30pm. Comedy All Stars. Headlined by Pat Monahan, supported by Felix Dexter, Tiffany Stevenson and Jonny Awsum. Hosted by James Redmond. Admission £10 in advance, £12 on door. (023) 9259 4325, wegottickets.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm doors for 8pm-10pm (last entry 7.45pm). Jongleurs Comedy Night. Tonight’s line up includes Davey Connor, Kevin Shepherd, Adam Crow and Patrick Monahan. Admission £15. (023) 9288 2244.

DANCING

FAREHAM: 24/7 Fitness, Downend Road (PO16 8TS). 8.15pm-10.15pm. Social Dancing. Latin, ballroom and sequence dances. Admission £5. 07818 403 290, dizzyfeet.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Ballroom and sequence with music provided by Brenda &W Sounds. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9242 5331.

EVENTS

BOSHAM: Hamblin Hall, Bosham House, Main Road. 7pm-9pm. Reiki Sharing Circle. All welcome. (01243) 373746.

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10.30am. Gallery Tour: A Tale of One City. Gain further insight into the exhibition with the museum’s specialist staff. Admission: £3, concs. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

BORDON: Phoenix Arts Centre, Station Road. 8pm. The Re-Entrants. Admission £8. (01420) 472664, phoenix-arts.co.uk.

EMSWORTH: The Railway Inn, 95, North Street. Hot Betty. (01243) 372351.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Cedric Watson. Admission £13.50, concs. (01243) 372351.

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Robi Lee Disco.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 7.30pm. Guitar Masters Tour. Featuring: Andy McKee, Jon Gomm and Preston Reed. Admission: £17.50 in advance, £20 on door. (01252) 745444.

HASLEMERE: Haslemere Hall, Bridge Street. 8pm. The Stevie Wonder Experience. Tribute show. (01428) 642161 for further details.

LAVANT: Memorial Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Concert. Featuring Darren Busby. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

PETERSFIELD: Olivier Theatre, Bedales, Steep. 8pm. Strangers: No Strangers. Join former Bedales students Grace Banks, Charlie Millar and Piers Sherwood-Roberts (the latter as a member of the band Srangers), for a varied and eclectic evening of music-making. Admission: £10. (01730) 711511. bedales.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Ticklin’ The Pickle. Admission: £4 in advance, £5 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Kitsch N D’Or Restaurant, 37, Eldon Street. 7.30pm-10.30pm. Sweet ’n’ Hot. Jazz duo (vocal and piano). (023) 9286 1519.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. Big Love Soul, 8pm; Skarlet Pimpernels, 9pm; Big Love Soul, 10pm-11pm.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Spike’s Legendary Classic Vinyl Rock Roadshow. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-late. Hard Impact (hard house). (023) 9221 0437.

PORTSMOUTH: The Stag, New Road. Belle and the Beaus.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Nothing Yet (ex-Running On Empty.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Too Petty. Admission: £10 advance, £12 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Orange Street. Plus special guests: The Butterfly Collective; and Ska Boot Sale DJs. Followed by The Wolf Cub Club. Admission £6. (023) 9286 3911.

WICKHAM: The Kings Head, The Square. 9pm. The Decaders. (01329) 832123.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £14-£33. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Bugle Boy. A musical to get you in the mood, featuring a live 16-piece big band. Admission: £13-£24.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Scallywags. Musical comedy with a blend of physical theatre and puppetry, presented by Soop Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Horndean Junior School, Five Heads Road (PO8 9NW). 7.30pm. Hi-de-Hi. Musical adapted from the TV series, presented by Denmead Operatic Society. Admission: £9. (01329) 410849.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. Musical comedy for all the family. Admission: £12. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WALKS & TALKS

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15

COMEDY

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 8pm. Havant Comedy Club. Featuring: Christian Steel, Flange Krammere and Gareth Richards. Admission £9.50, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm doors for 8pm-10pm (last entry 7.45pm). Jongleurs Comedy Night. Tonight’s line up includes Davey Connor, Kevin Shepherd, Adam Crow and Wayne Deakin. Admission £15. (023) 9288 2244.

CONCERTS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 1pm. Classical Recital. Featuring Christopher Guild (piano). Performing works by Schubert, Mussorgsky and Janácek. Admission: £5, concs. (01252) 745444.

DANCING

PAULSGROVE: Community Centre, Marsden Road. 8pm-11pm. Saturday Ballroom Dance. Plus some sequence dancing. BYO, no wet bar. Admission: £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 10.30am-4pm. 30th Birthday Open Day. Backstage tours, stalls and displays, live music and entertainment, giveaways. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. Cycle ride to Cocking and Petworth. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

LEE-ON-THE-SOLENT: The Bulson Hall, St Faith’s Church, Victoria Square. 9.30am-12.30pm. Table Top Sale. Bric-a-brac, toys, trinkets, children’s stalls, etc. Tea and coffee. Everybody welcome.

LIPHOOK: Hollycombe Steam Collection, Iron Hill. 7pm-10pm. Fairground at Night. Step back in time to experience the magical nature of the Edwardian fairground as the sights, sounds and smells all come alive as darkness falls! Admission £12, concs. (01428) 724900, hollycombe.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Church, Milton Road, Milton. 10am-1pm. Table Top Sale. Tables £5. Admission 50p. Everybody welcome.

SOUTHSEA: Salvation Army Citadel, Albert Road. 7pm. St John’s College School Choir in concert. With the Southsea Citadel Songsters, bandmaster Mark Streather (xylophone). All proceeds will go directly to the Salvation Army Annual Appeal. Admission £3 on door. (023) 9282 1164

WARSASH: Victory Hall, 27, Warsash Road. 10am-11.45am. Parent Network Nearly New Sale. Children’s clothes (up to 14 years), toys and games, books, DVDs, nursery equipment, etc. Admission £1. Raising money for local children’s causes.

WINCHESTER: Cathedral. 9am-3pm. Hampshire Farmers’ Market. Enjoy the taste of local food.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Emsworth People Through Seven Decades. A thorough and fascinating picture of Emsworth, its people, businesses and buildings in the 19th century. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

FAREHAM: Hill Park MWM Club. Danny Kent. Vocalist.

GOSPORT: RNA Club, 66, Fareham Road. 8pm-late. Hillman Blue Band. Admission £3.50.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 7.30pm-11.45pm. Gosport Soul Club. Featuring: Soul Power. Northern Soul and Motown. Admission £5 on door.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park, Gravel Hill (PO8 0QE). 11am-10pm. Butser Fest 2012. Alcohol/drug-free event. Headliners: Kids In Glass Houses. Support from Burn the Fleet; Contraband; Spartan; England Road; plus many more. £20 in advance, £25 on door. butserfest.co.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Polly Paulusma. Singer songwriter.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. The Targets. Plus special guests. Admission: £5. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old Canal, Shirley Avenue, Milton. 8.30pm. Ade White.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. All or Nothing, 8.30pm-11pm.

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 8.30pm. Sensible Blues. rmatavern.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-late. Tribalistic. Psy trance night. Featuring: Zetan Spore; Plexus. (023) 9221 0437.

PORTSMOUTH: The Church of the Resurrection, Penrhyn Avenue, Drayton. 7.30pm. Dragonfly. Local five-piece rock band. Admission: £5, in advance or on door. (023) 9237 5145.

PORTSMOUTH: The Gun Room, RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7.30pm. The Gerry Colvin Solo Experience. Admission £12 in advance, £9 on door. (023) 9282 0896, rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Raiders.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Fleetwood Bac. Admission: £10 advance, £12 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Cabmans Rest, Plymouth Street. Stolen.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Absolute Zereo. Rock covers bandette. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.15pm, 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. 2.30pm. Rumpelstiltskin. Presented by Hiccup Theatre. Admission: £7. (01252) 745444.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Bugle Boy. A musical to get you in the mood, featuring a live 16-piece big band. Admission: £13-£24.50. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Horndean Junior School, Five Heads Road (PO8 9NW). 7.30pm. Hi-de-Hi. Musical adapted from the TV series, presented by Denmead Operatic Society. Admission: £9. (01329) 410849.

PORTSMOUTH: The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Dylan Thomas’ Under Milk Wood. Admission £12.50, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

TITCHFIELD: St Margaret’s Arts Centre, 73, St Margaret’s Lane. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Little Shop of Horrors. Musical comedy for all the family. Admission: matinee, £10; evening, £12. (01329) 556156, titchfieldfestivaltheatre.com.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Blake – Love Lifts Us Up. For voices in perfect harmony. Admission: £25, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: meet Havant Country Park (GR SU701055). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A five-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.25am. All welcome. (01730) 269253.