What’s On for Wednesday September 19, 2012

Hayley Garner, one half of street artist duo Nomad Clan, working on the mural at Play Dead studio in Highland Road, Southsea

Internationally renowned street artists Nomad Clan prepare for a career-spanning show in Southsea

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A guide to what’s on in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport, Havant, Waterlooville and the rest of south east Hampshire.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

CONCERTS

FAREHAM: St Peter and St Paul Church, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. An Evening of Choral Music. With the Marie Therese Vassallo Voice Studio. Admission £6, in advance or on door. (23) 9245 5161.

DANCING

CLANFIELD: Memorial Hall, South Lane. 7.30pm-10pm. Clanfield Sequence Dance Club. All welcome. Admission £2.50 (refreshments included). (023) 9259 8456 or (01243) 430048.

ROGATE: Village Hall. 7.30pm. Scottish Country Dancing. Partner not necessary. New or experienced dancers welcome, as are visitors and new members. Admission: £3. (01730) 263008.

EVENTS

FAREHAM: St Peter and St Paul Church, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. An Evening of Choral Music. With the Marie Therese Vassallo Voice Studio. Admission £6, in advance or on door. (23) 9245 5161.

HAVANT: meet at IoW Car Ferry. 9.15am to catch the 9.30am ferry. Cycle ride to Newport and Yarmouth. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10am-midday. Arts and Crafts Group. Different things to do each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

SOUTHSEA: Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, Kings Road. 6pm. Zumba Fitness. A six-week course is £18. 07582 370 900.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. Monsieur Lazhar. (12A); 3.30pm, 8pm. Subtitled. Directed by: Philippe Falardeau. Starring: Mohamed Fellag, Sophie Nelisse and Emilien Neron. Admission £5.50, concs. (01252) 745444.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. WE (15); 1.45pm. Directed by: Madonna. Starring: Abbie Cornish, James D’Arcy and James Fox. Admission £4.75, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: Coal Exchange, 21, South Street. Open Mic Night. (01243) 375866.

GOSPORT: Gosport and Fareham Rugby Football Club, Dolphin Crescent, PO12 2HE. 8pm-10.30pm. Gosport Jazz Club. Featuring: Chris Newman’s Georgia Ramblers. (023) 9269 3988, gosportjazz.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: Square Brewery, 7, The Square. 8.30pm. The Square Sessions present ... Katriona Gilmore and Jamie Roberts. squaresessions.com.

PETERSFIELD: Upstairs at the Square Brewery, 7, The Square. Acoustix. Featuring Jazz Morley.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 8pm-midnight. Naked Beats. Live poetry plus music fusion. (023) 9221 0437.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 8pm. Smoke Fairies. Plus special guests Bear’s Den. Admission £8.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.15pm, 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. My Fair Lady. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 7.45pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore. Presented by Opera Della Luna. Admission: £18.50-£24.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. 13 Objects: Studies in Servitude. A play by Howard Barker, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Romeo & Juliet. Presented by the Icarus Theatre Collective. Admission £13.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 1.30pm. The Gruffalo. Live on stage! A Tall Stories production. Admission: £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

EAST MARDEN: meet Stoughton Down car park, south of East Marden (GR SU814126). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A nine-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.15am. All welcome. (01730) 269253.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: meet Royal Garrison Church, Grand Parade. 1.30pm. Old Portsmouth Walk. Taking in the views of the Spinnaker Tower. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Bransbury Park Community Centre, Eastney Road. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Stacey Centre, Walsall Road, Copnor, 10.30am. Baffins Pond/Milton Foreshore Walk. Short walk to Baffins Pond/longer walk to Milton foreshore. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: Auckland Arms, Netley Road (PO5 3NB). 8.30pm. Solent Socialising S&S Club Night. A member of IVC. Have fun and meet new friends. Host Howard. 07799 850 327, solentsocialising.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: meet outside Canoe Lake Café, St Helens Parade. 10.30am. Canoe Lake/Southsea Seafront Walk. Through the Rose Garden and Rock Garden. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20

CONCERTS

PORTSMOUTH: Royal Marines Museum, Eastney Esplanade. 7.30pm. Royal Marines Association Concert Band. Tickets from (023) 9281 9385, royalmarinesmuseum.co.uk.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 2pm-4pm. Over 60s Friendship Club. With lots of different activities each week. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: Village Hall, Milton Road. 11am. Zumba Fitness. A six-week course is £18. 07582 370 900.

WATERLOOVILLE: St George’s Church Hall, Hambledon Road. 9.30am-11.30am. St George’s Market. Eggs and home made preserves, honey. cards, jewellery, wood craft, craft, cakes, and plants. Coffee and tea available. (023) 9226 4583, stgeorgesnews.org.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 7pm doors-midnight. Play at The RMA. Nick Courtney presents: Ade Cull, 7pm; Stand Alone Complex, 7.30pm; Kim Summers-Crook, 8pm; The Guide, 8.30pm; Lets Go Safari, 9pm; KTS (three piece dubstep/dance band), 9.30pm-10.15pm; Polarity, 10.30pm. Thursdaymusic.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Gun Room, RMA Tavern, Cromwell Road, Eastney. 9pm. Claude Bourbon. Medieval and Spanish blues. Admission £5. (023) 9282 0896, rmatavern.co.uk.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Herbie Armstrong and friends Open Mic Night. All welcome.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. My Fair Lady. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 7.45pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore. Presented by Opera Della Luna. Admission: £18.50-£24.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. 13 Objects: Studies in Servitude. A play by Howard Barker, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Romeo & Juliet. Presented by the Icarus Theatre Collective. Admission £13.50-£15. (023) 9282 8282.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10.30am, 1.30pm. The Gruffalo. Live on stage! A Tall Stories production. Admission: £12, concs. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

EMSWORTH: Emsworth Centre, South Street. 7.45pmpm. CTC Portsmouth Club Night: Service on the Royal Yacht. Talk by Steve Judkins. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Mountbatten Centre, Twyford Avenue. 2pm. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

PORTSMOUTH: meet Scott Road car park (off Military Road by The News Centre). 10.30am. Hilsea Lines Walk. Uneven footpaths take you around ‘Foxes Forest’ with its abundance of wildlife. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: D-Day Museum, Clarence Esplanade. 7.30pm. Portsmouth in Old Postcards. Illustrated talk by archivist Dr John Stedman, organised by Portsmouth Museums and Records Society. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission: £2. (023) 9282 8068.

SOUTHSEA: meet Southsea Community Centre, St Paul’s Square, King Street. 10.30am. Walk with Friends. Two/three mile walk. WFH accredited. All ages and abilities welcome. New walkers please arrive early to register. (023) 9286 3224.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

CLUBBING

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11pm-late. It’s A Sin. With residents DJ Lemon and Spikey Mark. (023) 9286 3911.

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm doors for 8pm-10pm (last entry 7.45pm). Jongleurs Comedy Night. Tonight’s line up includes Rob Collins, Pete Cain, Richard Morton and Tony Hendriks. Admission £15. (023) 9288 2244.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring Tony Law, John Robins and Romesh Ranganathan. Compére Dinga. Followed by It’s A Sin till late. Admission: £8 (£6 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

CONCERTS

HAVANT: St Faith’s Church, West Street. 7.30pm. An Evening of Choral Music. With the Marie Therese Vassallo Voice Studio. Admission £6 (inc wine and nibbles), in advance or on door. (23) 9245 5161.

DANCING

FAREHAM: 24/7 Fitness, Downend Road (PO16 8TS). 8.15pm-10.15pm. Social Dancing. Latin, ballroom and sequence dances. Admission £5. 07818 403 290, dizzyfeet.com.

EVENTS

PORTSMOUTH: Buckland Community Centre, Malins Road. 6pm-9.20pm. Reiki Therapy, Metamorphic Technique and Indian Head Massage. Drop-in therapy session, no appointment necessary. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Admission: £5-£8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10.30am. Gallery Tour: A Tale of One City. Gain further insight into the exhibition with the museum’s specialist staff. Admission: £3, concs. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10am-6pm. Devoted and Disgruntled Roadshow. Join the nationwide conversation about the future of theatre on the Devoted and Disgruntled Roadshow. Admission free. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

FARNHAM: Maltings, Bridge Square. Future Shorts Festival (15); 7pm. Featuring seven short films. Admission £5.50, concs. (01252) 745444.

GIGS

CHICHESTER: Pallant Suite, South Pallant. 6.30pm doors for 7.45pm-10.15pm. Chichester Jazz Club. Featuring: The Katie Brown Quartet. Admission £10. Info: (01243) 781466. Tickets: (01243) 775888, chichesterjazzclub.co.uk.

EMSWORTH: The Railway Inn, 95, North Street. Mr Big Stuff. (01243) 372351.

FAREHAM: Ashcroft Arts Centre, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. Kris Drever with Eamonn Coyne. Folk. Admission £13.50, concs. (01243) 372351.

NORTH BOARHUNT: North Boarhunt Social Club, Trampers Lane. Boarhunt Blues Club. Featuring: Jeramiah Marques and The Blue Aces. All welcome. Admission: £15. (023) 9225 4909, boarhuntblues.com.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 7.30pm. The Plastic Millionaires. Plus special guests, Admission: £5 in advance, £6 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. Big Brother Soul/The Flicks, 8.30pm-11pm.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-late. Push Forward. Drum and bass. (023) 9221 0437.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. The Milkmen.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Secret Affair. Admission: £15 advance, £17 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. The Business. Rock/pop covers band. (023) 9282 1658.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £23.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7.30pm. My Fair Lady. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 8pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore. Presented by Opera Della Luna. Admission: £18.50-£24.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. 13 Objects: Studies in Servitude. A play by Howard Barker, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Community School, White Hart Lane (PO16 9BD). 7.30pm. Hi-de-Hi. Musical adapted from the TV series, presented by Denmead Operatic Society. Admission: £9. (01329) 410849.

PORTSMOUTH: The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Strindberg’s Miss Julie. Admission £14, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

PURBROOK: Deferell Hall, London Road. 7.30pm. Last Tango in Little Widley. A comedy by David Tristram, presented by the Deverell Players. (023) 9222 2389.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. The Mod All Star Band. Featuring: Chris Farlowe, Steve Ellis and Lorraine Silver. Admission £17.50-£22.50. (023) 9282 8282.

SOUTHSEA: St Peter’s Theatre, Fraser Road. 7.30pm. Wyrd Sisters. A comedy adapted by Stephen Briggs from Terry Pratchett’s novel, presented by Crossfade. Admission £7, concs. 0845 293 9350.

WALKS & TALKS

GOSPORT: St Mary’s Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke. 7.30pm. British Orchids. Talk by orchid expert Nigel Johnson. Organised by the Gosport branch of the Hampshire and Isle of Wight Wildlife Trust. Visitors and new members welcome. Admission £2.50 (students/children £1).

SOUTHSEA: meet Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade. 10.30am. Seafront Walk. Walk along the promenade. Suitable for all. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

COMEDY

PORTSMOUTH: Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, Gunwharf Quays. 6pm doors for 8pm-10pm (last entry 7.45pm). Jongleurs Comedy Night. Tonight’s line up includes Rob Collins, Pete Cain, Richard Morton and Tony Hendriks. Admission £15. (023) 9288 2244.

CONCERTS

OLD PORTSMOUTH: The Michael Nott Rotunda, Portsmouth Grammar School, High Street. 7.30pm. Portsmouth Music Club Concert. Featuring Hannah Woolmer (violin) and Larysa Khmurych (piano). Visitors and new members warmly welcomed. Admission: £7 on door. portsmouthmusicclub.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm. The Band of HMS Royal Marines in concert. Admisison £15. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PETERSFIELD: St Peter’s Church, The Square. 7.30pm. A Breath of Fresh Air Wind Quartet. With Terence Allbright (piano). The programme includes works by Poulenc, Mozart and Roussel. Admission £10, concs (available from One Tree Books).

DANCING

NORTH MUNDHAM: Village Hall. 8pm. Chichester Country Music Club Dance. Featuring: Pat Jordan’s Finian Rainbow. Admission: £5. (01243) 527966, 787008, or (01489) 896323.

SELBORNE: Gilbert White’s House, High Street. 7pm-11pm. Barn Dance. For one night only the 16th century barn will be transformed for a ho-down. Dressing in denim and gingham is compulsory. Admission £25 (inc ploughman’s supper/apple pie and custard). (01420) 511275, gilbertwhiteshouse.org.uk.

WICKHAM: Community Centre, Mill Lane. 8pm-11pm. Ballroom Dance. Admission: £4. (023) 9273 3393, 07980 058 310, ballroomrazzmatazz.co.uk.

EVENTS

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Reeds Road, Tilford. 10am-5pm. Surrey Woodturners Weekend. Wealden iron furnace in operation during this event. (01252) 795571 or rurallife.plus.com/rlc.

GOSPORT: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street. 10am-1pm. Writing Hampshrie Poetry Workshop. Admission £12. (023) 9252 3463 to book.

HAVANT: meet outside The Spring, East Street. 9.15am. President’s Cycle Ride. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

HAVANT: St Joseph’s Church Hall, West Street. 11am-1pm. Jumble Sale. Bargains galore! Nearly new, bric-a-brac, books, clothes and more. New stock. (023) 9248 4520, rchavant.org.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 10.30am-3pm. Unique Makers’ Monthly Market. Offering contemporary arts and crafts. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

HAYLING ISLAND: United Reformed Church, Small Hall, Hollow Lane. 9.30am. Coffee Morning. Organised by Hayling Support Group for the Rowans Hospice. (023) 9246 4683.

LIPHOOK: Hollycombe Steam Collection, Iron Hill. 7pm-10pm. Fairground at Night. Step back in time to experience the magical nature of the Edwardian fairground as the sights, sounds and smells all come alive as darkness falls! Admission £12, concs. (01428) 724900, hollycombe.co.uk.

WINCHESTER: Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 10am-6pm. Devoted and Disgruntled Roadshow. Join the nationwide conversation about the future of theatre on the Devoted and Disgruntled Roadshow. Admission free. (01962) 840440, theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 10.30am-4.30pm. Emsworth People Through Seven Decades. A thorough and fascinating picture of Emsworth, its people, businesses and buildings in the 19th century. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

LISS: Triangle Centre. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. (12A); 7pm doors for 7.30pm. Directed by: John Madden. Starring: Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith and Tom Wilkinson. Admission: £5, in advance; £6 on door. (01730) 301000.

FILMS

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 3pm. Laurel and Hardy (U). Three classic films on the big screen: The Music Box, Bus yBodies and Sons of the Desert. Admission £6, concs. (023) 9282 8282.

GIGS

EMSWORTH: The Railway Inn, 95, North Street. Colhoon. (01243) 372351.

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 8pm. Dirty Legion. Plus special guests, Admission: £5 in advance, £6 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old Canal, Shirley Avenue, Milton. 8.30pm. Louise.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. Bemis, 8pm; Pete Christie, 9pm; Bemis featuring Pete Christie, 10pm-11pm.

PORTSMOUTH: The Barn, Milton Arms, Milton Road. 7.30pm-late. Paneq. House, breaks and psy trance. (023) 9221 0437.

PORTSMOUTH: The Stag, New Road. 8.30pm. Kenny Mayes.

ROWLANDS CASTLE: The Fountain, 34, The Green. 8.30pm. Symbolics.

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 8pm doors. Green-ish Day. Admission: £9 advance, £10 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: The Golden Eagle, Delamere Road. 9pm. Skunk Funk. Pop/funk band. (023) 9282 1658.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7pm. Motion City Soundtrack. Plus special guests: Now Now. Admission £13.50. (023) 9286 3911.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 2.15pm, 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £23.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. My Fair Lady. Presented by Fareham Musical Society. Admission £12-£14. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

GUILDFORD: Main Stage, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Millbrook. 2.30pm, 8pm. Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore. Presented by Opera Della Luna. Admission: £18.50-£24.50, concs. (01483) 440000, yvonne-arnaud.co.uk.

HAVANT: The Spring, East Street. 7.30pm. 13 Objects: Studies in Servitude. A play by Howard Barker, presented by Bench Theatre. Admission £8, concs. (023) 9247 2700, thespring.co.uk.

PORTCHESTER: Portchester Community School, White Hart Lane (PO16 9BD). 7.30pm. Hi-de-Hi. Musical adapted from the TV series, presented by Denmead Operatic Society. Admission: £9. (01329) 410849.

PORTSMOUTH: The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 8pm. Strindberg’s Miss Julie. Admission £14, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

PURBROOK: Deferell Hall, London Road. 7.30pm. Last Tango in Little Widley. A comedy by David Tristram, presented by the Deverell Players. (023) 9222 2389.

SOUTHAMPTON: Mayflower Theatre, Commercial Road. 2pm, 7.30pm. Willie Russell’s Blood Brothers. Starring Marti Pellow. Admission: £15-£33.50. (023) 8071 1811, mayflower.org.uk.

SOUTHSEA: St Peter’s Theatre, Fraser Road. 2.30pm, 7.30pm. Wyrd Sisters. A comedy adapted by Stephen Briggs from Terry Pratchett’s novel, presented by Crossfade. Admission £7, concs. 0845 293 9350.

WALKS & TALKS

HINDHEAD: meet Hindhead National Strust car park (GR SU891358). 10am. Petersfield Ramblers Club Walk. A seven-mile walk. Cars leave Petersfield Town Station at 9.25am. All welcome. (01730) 269253.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

COMEDY

SOUTHAMPTON: The Brook, 466, Portswood Road. 7.30pm doors. Andy Hamilton’s Hat of Doom. Admission: £15 advance, £17 door. (023) 8055 5366.

SOUTHSEA: Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Abandoman: Tour 2012. Admission £12 (£10 NUS). (023) 9286 3911.

EVENTS

COSHAM: meet outside Cosham Library, Spur Road. 9.30am. Cycle ride to Fishers Pond garden centre, Itchen Abbas and Bishop’s Waltham. Organised by the Portsmouth CTC. All welcome. ctcportsmouth.hampshire.org.uk.

FARNHAM: Rural Life Centre, Old Kiln Museum, Reeds Road, Tilford. 10am-5pm. CSVAC Tractor Rally. This is the first of what is hoped will become an annual event, each year featuring a different manufacturer. Also Surrey Woodturners Weekend. Wealden iron furnace in operation during this event. (01252) 795571 or rurallife.plus.com/rlc.

PORTSMOUTH: Bransbury Park, Eastney. 2pm-5pm. Miniature Railway Rides. Portsmouth Model Engineering Society members offer rides on steam and battery-powered locomotives (weather permitting). Rides are 40p for two laps. portsmouthmes.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: College Park, Copnor Road. 10am-midday. Free Trial Bowling Session. Try your hand at lawn green bowls. Organised by the Co-operative Bowls Club. All welcome. Must have flat-soled shoes. (023) 9265 4320.

COWPLAIN: Cowplain Activity Centre, Padnell Road. 1pm-2.30pm. Little Pickles Market. With special guest Peppa Pig. Featuring baby’s/children’s items for sale, from prams to maternity clothes, clothes to toys, DVDs, etc. littlepicklesmarkets.co.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 1pm-4.15pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

EMSWORTH: Museum, 10b, North Street. 2.30pm-4.30pm. Emsworth People Through Seven Decades. A thorough and fascinating picture of Emsworth, its people, businesses and buildings in the 19th century. (01243) 373780, emsworthmuseum.co.uk.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

HORNDEAN: Queen Elizabeth Country Park Visitor Centre, Gravel Hill. 10am-5.30pm. John Robinson Watercolours. Paintings of variety of subject matter, but the majority are of local scenes, especially the Downs.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: Square Tower, Broad Street. 11am-4pm. Crafts in the Tower. An exhibition by artists and makers from the local area showcasing jewellery, ceramics, fine art, glass work, textiles and photography. craftsinthetower.com.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

PORTSMOUTH: City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Portraits and Landscapes: Rediscovering Richard Ubsdell ... marking the bicentenary of this local artist. A Tale of One City ... exploring the links between Charles Dickens and life in Portsmouth today. No Place Like Pompey ... looking at some of the things that make Portsmouth special. Football in the City: a space in the heart of Portsmouth ... devoted to the beautiful game. A Study in Sherlock ... uncovering the Arthur Conan Doyle Collection. (023) 9282 7261, portsmouthmuseums.co.uk.

FILMS

SOUTHSEA: D-Day Museum, Clarence Esplanade. D-Day to VE-Day. Films (shown 2pm-3.30pm, with short interval) showing preparations for D-Day and a film record of some of the events from the Normandy Landings through to the end of the Second World War. (023) 9282 7261.

GIGS

PORTSMOUTH: Cellars at Eastney, 56, Cromwell Road. 2pm. An Audience with Mike Sanchez. Admission: £14 in advance, £15 on door. (023) 9282 6249, thecellars.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Guildhall, Guildhall Square. 7pm doors for 8pm. Ultravox. Admission £32.50. (023) 9282 4355, portsmouthguildhall.org.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: Old House At Home, Locksway Road, Milton. 7pm-10pm. Open Mic/ Karaoke. Featuring and hosted by Matt McGowan. Everyone is welcome to simply turn up and perform a few songs.

SOUTHSEA: Kings Theatre, Albert Road. 7.30pm. XSM. Admission £20. (023) 9282 8282.

SOUTHSEA: Lawrence Arms, Lawrence Road. 7pm. Arrows Karaoke.

SOUTHSEA: Marmion Tavern, Marmion Road. 5pm-8pm. Carrie Winter.

STAGE

FAREHAM: Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 5pm. The Glenn Miller Big Band Show. Directed by Ray McVay. Admission £17. (01329) 231942, fernehamhall.co.uk.

PORTSMOUTH: The Old Benny, 42, Kent Street, Portsea. 7pm. Strindberg’s Miss Julie. Admission £14, concs. (023) 9273 7370. groundlings.co.uk.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

DANCING

COSHAM: Cosham Community Centre, Wootton Street. 7.30pm-10pm. M&M Modern Sequence Dance Club. All welcome to this modern sequence club. (023) 9271 0060.

GOSPORT: Thorngate Halls, Bury Road. 1.30pm-4pm. Tea Dance. Admission £2 (inc tea/biscuits).

PORTSMOUTH: St James’ Hospital Entertainments Hall, Locksway Road. 7.30pm-10.15pm. Ballroom, Latin American and Sequence Dance. Dancing with Elaine Hardy. All welcome. BYO refreshments. Admission £3. (023) 9235 5388, 07732 968 236.

EVENTS

COSHAM: Cosham Conservative Club, Spur Road. 7.30pm. Cosham Phoenix Social Club. For anyone over 60. Music with DJ, and other varied events. New members welcome. (023) 9269 1740 or 9237 0030.

PORTSMOUTH: Fratton Community Centre, Trafalgar Place (off Clive Road). 10.30am-midday. New Age Kurling. Fun, plus exercise. All welcome. Admission: £2.50. (023) 9278 0500.

PORTSMOUTH: The Learning Place, 6, Derby Road. Taster Workshops. Digitising and Restoring Old Photos, 10am-midday; Exploring 2D and 3D Animation, 1pm-3pm. Admission £5 session. (023) 9262 1860, learnportsmouth.ac.uk.

EXHIBITIONS

COSHAM: Coffee Shop, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm. Art Exhibition. Featuring works by Fareham Art Group. Organised by the QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.

GOSPORT: Gosport Gallery, Walpole Road (PO12 1NS). 10am-4pm. A Family Perspective: the Art of the Snapes in Gosport. A rare chance to see the fine sketches by the Snape family alongside oils and well-known watercolours. (023) 9252 3463.

GOSPORT: Submarine Museum, Haslar Jetty Road (PO12 2AS). 10am-5.30pm. Horrible Science of Submarines. Subs are cool and exciting ... subs are horrible and scary ... (023) 9251 0354, submarine-museum.co.uk.

OLD PORTSMOUTH: St Thomas’ Cathedral, High Street. 10am-4pm. Celebrating in Stitch. Exhibition by the textile art group Force 8.

STAGE

CHICHESTER: Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.30pm. Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra. Starring Kim Cattrall and Michael Pennington. Admission: £15-£36. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

CHICHESTER: Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. 7.45pm. Noël Coward’s Private Lives. Starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens. Admission: £23.50. (01243) 781312 or cft.org.uk.

WALKS & TALKS

HAVANT: Langstone Conservative Club, Emsworth Road. 10.30am. Theta DNA Healing. Talk, organised by the Havant Complementary Health Group. All welcome. Admission: £3. (023) 9307 9413.

PORTSMOUTH: meet The Bridge Centre, Fratton Road. 10.30am. Victoria Park Walk. Buggy and wheelchair friendly walk. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 1pm. Pier to Pier Walk. Ideal for buggies and wheelchairs. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.

SOUTHSEA: meet South Parade Pier. 7.30pm. Eastney Seafront Walk. An evening stroll along the seafront towards Eastney, returning via Eastern Parade. New walkers to arrive early to register please. Led by volunteer walk leaders, and organised by Portsmouth’s Independence and Wellbeing Team. (023) 9268 8390.