Friday July 4

CLUBBING
FAREHAM, Ferneham Hall, Osborn Road. 7pm-11pm. Snap Dance Night. Quality music, DJs and live acts. For 11 to 16 year olds. Admission £5 in advance. (01329) 231942, box office; www.farehamsnap.fsnet.co.uk.
SOUTHSEA, Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 11.30pm. Commik Uproar. Rowdy anthems, lost 45s ... a sing-a-long disko pogo of a knees-up. Admission £3. (023) 9286 3911, box office.

n COMEDY
SOUTHSEA, Wedgewood Rooms, Albert Road. 7.30pm. Wedge Comedy Club. Featuring three top comedians. Followed by Commik Uproar Club till late. Admission £5, concs. (023) 9286 3911, box office.
WINCHESTER, Theatre Royal, Jewry Street. 8pm. Michael McIntyre. Stand-up. Admission £14, concs. (01962) 840440, box office.

n CONCERTS
CHICHESTER, Cathedral. 8pm. Bernstein On Broadway. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra pays tribute to the legendary Leonard Bernstein and his outstanding Broadway classics. Admission £16-£35. (01243) 780192 www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, Vicars' Hall, Cathedral Green. 10.30am. Coffee Concert - Maurice Ravel and Vincent D'Indy. Exposition by Roderick Swanston and performed by The Tippett Quartet. Admission £13. (01243) 780192 box office, or www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, Vicars' Hall, Cathedral Green. 6pm. Cellos of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Led by Tom Gill and playing Villa-Lobos, Johann Strauss, Biber, Debussy, Lloyd Webber, Gillespie and others. Admission £12. (01243) 780192 box office, www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, St Paul's Church, Churchside. 7.30pm. Chichester Symphony Orchestra. Works by Vaughan Williams, Mozart, Eric Coates, Stanford. Admission £9; concs. (01243) 780192 box office, www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, The Pallant Suite, South Pallant. 7.30pm. Georgia Mancio Sextet. Georgia Mancio sings a blend of jazz standards, Brazilian classics, Chilean folk and popular Cuban and Italing songs. Admission £10. (01243) 780192 box office, www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, St John's Chapel, St John's Street. 1.10pm. The Lewis Brownlee Sherlock Lunchtime Concert. Parnassian Ensemble 10th Anniversary Concert, with Sophie Middleditch, recorder; Helen Hooker, recorder; Lynden Cranham, baroque cello and David Pollock, harpsichord. Music by Handel, Scarlatti and Telemann. Admission £7, concs. (01243) 780192, box office.
DENMEAD, All Saints Church, Hambledon Road. 7.30pm. Hampshire Guitar Orchestra in concert. Programme ranges from early to pop, from classical to jazz, from stage to film. Admission £8. (023) 9224 1161 or 9225 1674 for tickets.

n DANCING
WHITELEY, Community Centre, Gull Coppice.Line Dance Class. Beginners, 7pm-8pm. Improvers/ intermediate, 8pm-9pm. Admission £4 per session. 07931 241 892.

n EVENTS
EMSWORTH, Quay. midday. Terror Sailing Trip. Come aboard the restored Victorian oyster boat Terror for a two-hour sailing trip. Admission £10, concs. (01243) 513275, to book.
EMSWORTH, Quay. 1pm. Solar Boat Trip: Harbour Discovery. Come onboard the Solar Heritage for a one hour trip to see the Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty from the water. Meet on the Emsworth jetty 15 minutes before departure. Admission £5, concs. (01243) 513275.
EMSWORTH, Parish Hall, Church Path.Emsworth Auction. Friday: viewing, 3pm-6pm; sale starts 6pm. Saturday: viewing, 9am-10.30am; sale starts 10.30am. Antiques, collectables and ephemera. Admission 70p. (01243) 376403.
HORNDEAN, Merchistoun Hall, 106, Portsmouth Road. 8am. Car Boot and Table Top Sale. Weather permitting. (023) 9258 7114 for details.
HORNDEAN, Merchistoun Hall, 106, Portsmouth Road. 7pm. Puppy Socialisation Class. . (023) 9225 6951 for further details.
PETERSFIELD, St Peter's Road. 8am-11.30am. Petersfield Plants and Produce Sale. Garden produce and unusual plants
PORTSMOUTH, Phoenix Healing Centre, 42, Kingston Road, Fratton. 7.30pm-9.30pm. JCPF Spiritual Healing. With principal Grace Crabtree. Admission by donation. (023) 9238 6528 for more details.
PORTSMOUTH, Eastney Community Centre, Bransbury Park, Milton. 10am-11am. T'ai Chi. Beginners' classes. Admission £2.50. (023) 9283 2875.
SOUTHSEA, Priory School Sports Centre, Fawcett Road. 7pm-8pm or 8pm-9pm. T'ai Chi. Lessons with martial application for improvers. 07794 017 804 for further details.

n EXHIBITIONS

CHICHESTER, Wilson Studio, Oxmarket Centre of Arts, off East Street. Mon-Sat, 10am-4.30pm. John and Diana Fenney: Sculpture and Batik Paintings. (01243) 779103.
CHICHESTER, Lobby Gallery, Oxmarket Centre of Arts, off East Street. Mon-Sat, 10am-4.30pm. Fiona Champion: Wild at Heart'. Depictions of wildlife. (01243) 779103.
CHICHESTER, Pallant House Gallery, 9 North Pallant. 10am-5pm, Tues-Sat (10am-8pm Thurs); 12.30-5pm, Sunday/Bank Holidays. Nina Saunders: Autumn Flowers. (01243) 774557.
CHICHESTER, Prints Room, Pallant House Gallery, 9 North Pallant. 10am-5pm, Tues-Sat (10am-8pm Thurs); 12.30pm-5pm, Sun. Pictures On Walls: Contemporary Protest Prints. . (01243) 774557.
CHICHESTER, Pallant House Gallery, 9 North Pallant. Tues-Sat, 10am-5pm (Thurs, 10am-8pm); Sun, 12.30pm-5pm. Colin Self: Art in the Nuclear Age. . (01243) 774557.
CHICHESTER, John Rank Gallery, Oxmarket Centre of Arts, off East Street. Mon-Sat, 10am-4.30pm. Artists from the South. (01243) 779103.
COSHAM, Coffee Shop, South Block, Queen Alexandra Hospital. 10am-4pm, Mon-Fri; 1pm-5pm, Sat-Sun. Art Exhibition. Organised by QA League of Friends. (023) 9238 7284.
COSHAM, Cafe Blue, B Level, Queen Alexandra Hospital.Art Exhibition. (023) 9238 7284.
GOSPORT, Gallery, Walpole Road. 10am-4pm. Who Does He Think He Is?. The curious case of the Tichborne Claimant. 0845 603 5631 for further details.
PORTSMOUTH, City Museum and Records Office, Museum Road. 10am-5pm. Secrets of the Saucy Seaside Postcard. Focusing on the artists and the artistic processes and includes over 200 original drawings, sketches and paintings. Admission free. (023) 9282 7261 for further details.
PORTSMOUTH, Aspex Gallery, The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays. 11am-6pm, Tues-Sat; midday-5pm, Sun. Acquire: an introduction to collecting. An exhibition which introduces 12 up and coming south coast-based artists and designer/ makers. Admission free. (023) 9277 8080 or www.aspex.org.uk.
PORTSMOUTH, Royal Naval Museum, Historic Dockyard. 10am-4pm. Sea Your History: 20th Century Royal Navy. (023) 9272 7562.
SOUTHSEA, The Parlour, 265, Old Fawcett Road. 11am-4pm. Janet Ayers: 'In The Light' and Kieran Ross: 'Images from Tokyo'. Photographic images exhibited by local artists for free viewing and sale. (023) 9282 8148, or www.newenergyenterprises.co.uk.
WINCHESTER, Cathedral, The Close. Summer Exhibition: Saving the Cathedral. (01962) 857275, box office, or www.winchester-cathedral.org.uk.

n FILMS
PORTSMOUTH, No 6 Cinema, Boathouse 6, Historic Dockyard. Welcome to The Sticks. (12A); 6.30pm. Subtitles. Directed by Dany Boon. Starring: Kad Merad and Dany Boon. Admission £6, concs. 07815 650 753 for further details.

n GIGS

CHICHESTER, Regnum Club, South Pallant Car Park. 8.30pm. City Folk Club. Folk club/singaround. All welcome. £1.50. (01243) 574021.
PORTSMOUTH, Alma Arms, 193, Highland Road, Eastney. 8pm. Spirit.
PORTSMOUTH, The Tap, 17, London Road, North End. 8.30pm. The Morrisons. Van Morrison tribute band
SOUTHSEA, Rosie's Vineyard, 87, Elm Grove. 8.30pm-11pm. Live Jazz. Featuring the Milton James Four (hot jazz from the 1920s, 30s and 40s). (023) 9275 5944.
WESTBOURNE, Good Intent, North Street. 8.30pm. Where's Billy. . (01243) 372656.


n STAGE
CHICHESTER, Pergola Theatre, West Dean Gardens, West Dean. A Voyage Around My Father, by John Mortimer. Comedy by the writer who created Rumpole of the Bailey. (01243) 780192 box office, or www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, The Venue, Spur Road. 8pm. Fascinating Aaida. The return of Britain's most successful theatre cabaret trio. Admission £18. (01243) 780192 box office, www.chifest.org.uk.
CHICHESTER, Minerva Theatre, Oaklands Park. Six Characters in Search of an Author. By Luigi Pirandello. Admission £25, concs. (01243) 781312 or www.cft.org.uk for performance times.
CHICHESTER, Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park. The Music Man. Admission £11-£36, concs. (01243) 781312 or www.cft.org.uk for days and times of performances.
HAVANT, Arts Centre, East Street. 7.30pm. The Sorcerer. Gilbert & Sullivan operetta presented by Havant Light Opera. Admission £8. (023) 9247 2700, box office.
PORTSMOUTH, New Theatre Royal, Guildhall Walk. 7.30pm, Tues-Thurs; 8pm, Fri-Sat. Seussical. Musical presented by Humdrum. Admission £6-£12, concs. (023) 9264 9000, box office.
PURBROOK, Deverell Hall, London Road. 7.30pm. Mind Over Manor. Comedy by Loretta Willoughby, presented by Purbrook Amateur Theatre. (023) 9261 0856.

n WALKS & TALKS
CHICHESTER, South Downs Planetarium, Kingsham Road. 7.30pm. The Hunt for Planets Around Other Stars. Illustrated talk by Dr John Mason. Admission £6, concs. (01243) 780192, box office.
CHICHESTER, St John's Chapel. 6pm. The Oona King Diaries: House Magic. Oona King talks with delightful candour and energy about her parliamentary career. Admission £12. (01243) 780192 box office, www.chifest.org.uk.
HORNDEAN, Merchistoun Hall, 106, Portsmouth Road. 2pm. Sparkling Cyanide. Talk by Geoff Smith about other uses of cyanide. Organised by the newly-formed Horndean branch of the University of the Third Age. All welcome.