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Zella Compton

ZELLA COMPTON: Why does John Humphrys still have a national platform?

There was almost quiet for a few months and wasn’t it lovely? But now Nigel Farage has realised how insignificant he is and is making a ridiculous bid for someone, anyone, to notice him and give him coverage and is talking of a second referendum.

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So, just how much does this lot weigh?

ZELLA COMPTON: St(r)ains of the wash-day blues

Things that you might think about asking when buying a new washing machine include size of the wash, and how kilograms translate to the number of pairs of jeans and jumpers?

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A marriage of two cultures - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Picture: Alexi Lubomirski

ZELLA COMPTON: You say two-mate-oh, I say tomato: let’s call the whole thing off

Having married a man from overseas, a migrant, I feel in a special place to offer Prince Harry advice on his pending nuptials.

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Why does everything break down at once?

ZELLA COMPTON: Dear Santa – I’m dreaming of a white goods Christmas

About 10 years ago we ended up buying all new electrical appliances. Everything we had was second or third-hand and so run down. So we invested in our future. And wouldn’t you know? Ten years later, everything is again falling apart at the same time.

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The music to The Snowman made a lifelong impression for one young woman

ZELLA COMPTON: The joy of receiving that changed a life

I love this time of year when small Christmas stories stir into life and beat the adverts at emotional shredding.

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If he'd traded down he would have had change for a cheeky kebab

ZELLA COMPTON: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me – a £12,500 Wedgwood house

We’re on the cusp of advent calendar season, and what a season it could be.

Heritage
No crib for a... sausage roll

ZELLA COMPTON: A 21st century curse – how does a family manage the TV recorder?

You know those days when you look through the seventy-seven million channels on your telly and you still can’t find anything to watch? Yes, you do.

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Lucie Jones and David Barrett in Legally Blonde. Picture by Robert Workman

REVIEW: Legally Blonde at Mayflower Theatre, Southampton

Legally Blonde tells the story of pseudo-ditzy Elle Woods who goes to law school to try and re-snag her boyfriend who’s left her for a more serious future.

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Sky's Christmas ad

ZELLA COMPTON: I am 16 going on 26, 46, 66...

The Christmas adverts have struck, and at the top of the pile for me is Sky and its depiction of watching the Sound of Music through the years.

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Women have inordinate problems buying jeans - allegedly!

ZELLA COMPTON: Revealed – why women take so long to buy clothes

Men, here’s a question or two for you. If you had to go shopping for a new pair of trousers and the store only sold them in one length, no matter what your height was, would you accept it?

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Keep calm and merge in turn

ZELLA COMPTON: Merge in turn – it’s not that difficult

Okay, this is not hard to figure out. If there are two lanes going through roadworks, or coming off a roundabout, or whatever, that generally means they are there to be used.

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Wonder Woman

ZELLA COMPTON: I was inspired by the female superhero of my childhood

I’ve been looking forward to seeing the new Wonder Woman movie for a very long time.

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Get out and vote, says Zella

ZELLA COMPTON: Go out and vote - and don’t let anything hold you back

Tomorrow is the big day, the General Election.

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President Donald Trump shakes hands with 10th US Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Neil Gorsuchce  Picture: AP/Carolyn Kaster

ZELLA COMPTON: After three bike thefts in 10 months, I’ve had enough

My bike has just been stolen for the third time in 10 months.

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After the rain

ZELLA COMPTON: Cyber attack makes us think about reliance on technology

When a cyber security threat hits the country, it really makes you reflect on what’s on your laptop or desktop computer and where you’d be without them.

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Drones are becoming widespread

ZELLA COMPTON: Booking a flight is modern day torture of the mind

Is there anything worse than trying to book a flight over the internet?

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Portsmouth Roller Wenches in action

ZELLA COMPTON: Hats off to teenagers for how they raise charity cash

Remember when you were a child and you did a sponsored swim, or a sponsored silence?

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The Mary Rose's timbers

ZELLA COMPTON:The Mary Rose’s contents and people reach down the years

In January this year I received the amazing news that the Arts Council was going to give me a grant to research and write a piece of theatre about the Mary Rose.

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Boaty McBoatface the submarine

So what are they hoping to get from a 15-year-old girl?

Here’s an interesting thing. FedEx is threatening my 15-year-old daughter with debt collectors.

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Emma Watson

Showing relationships just as they are in everyday life

Whoever would have thought that Disney films would be accused of promoting sexual perversion?

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