Are these the worst dad jokes ever?

It's a formula for fun - but, say its creators, it might just have unearthed the worst dad jokes of all time.

Wednesday, 8th June 2016, 12:34 pm
Updated Thursday, 9th June 2016, 11:45 am

The list has been announced by funsters at the credit card company MBNA ahead of Fathers’ Day.

Below are the top 10 best / worst dad jokes based on MBNA’s unique comedy formula, worked out by their ‘boffins.’ Prepare to cringe:


1.Child: I’m hungry
Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Dad.

2.Child: I feel like an ice cream
Dad: You don’t look like one!

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3.Child: Dad, make me a sandwich!
Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich!

4.Child: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut.


5.Child: What’s the time?
Dad: (looks at wrist) time you got a watch

6.Dad: How old are you now, eight?
Child: No, higher!

Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) eight!

7.Child: Dad, do you know what?
Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who.

8.Child: What was the movie about?
Dad: About an hour and a half.


9.Child: Are you alright?

Dad: No, I’m half left

10.Child: Have you seen my phone?
Dad: Yes, loads of times.