The list has been announced by funsters at the credit card company MBNA ahead of Fathers’ Day. Below are the top 10 best / worst dad jokes based on MBNA’s unique comedy formula, worked out by their ‘boffins.’ Prepare to cringe:
1.Child: I’m hungry Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Dad.
2.Child: I feel like an ice cream Dad: You don’t look like one!
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3.Child: Dad, make me a sandwich! Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich!
4.Child: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut.
5.Child: What’s the time? Dad: (looks at wrist) time you got a watch
6.Dad: How old are you now, eight? Child: No, higher!
Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) eight!
7.Child: Dad, do you know what? Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who.
8.Child: What was the movie about? Dad: About an hour and a half.
9.Child: Are you alright?
Dad: No, I’m half left
10.Child: Have you seen my phone? Dad: Yes, loads of times.