Plotting my revenge on those foxy felines

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Aaaaannnnddd. Reeeelaaax! Greetings Chipsters from a very chilled old Chipper.

‘Chilled?!’ I hear you chorus in that wonderful way that you do when you question everything I say

Yes, I’m cool because it’s half-term and that means no studying this week for me, just like you lucky lot too.

You see, I’ve been taking a course in the evenings to learn feline.

Let me explain. There are many cats roaming around Dunyelping and they’re always ganging up on me. So I thought, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

That way I’ll be able to understand what they’re plotting when they play their tricks on me like the one when they drilled holes in my water bowl. Hilarious. Not.

What I want to do is to be able to work out when they are going to be away from their usual haunts so I can sneak round to their homes and nail up their catflaps.

That’ll teach them. Oh, what fun I’m going to have.

But you’ll have to keep the secret. I don’t want them finding out I can make out what they’re mewing to each other.

So this week I’ve been out for long walks on the beach, yes, the beach. I know it’s February, but you really can’t beat a run across the shingle in the middle of winter.

I’ve found some interesting pieces of driftwood which I’m going to sculpt into some eye-catching artworks. There’s a beach picture here for you to colour this week.

It’s my favourite time of the week again, the moment when I can reveal the winners of my latest competition.

This week four lucky Chipsters and their families have won tickets to see Milkshake! at the Kings Theatre, Southsea.

So, in no particular order ,the quartet are:

n Skyla Thomas (5104)

n Taleigha Collins (3022)

n Lily Discombe (1238)

n Lauren Schneider

Well done all four of you.

If you weren’t among the lucky winners, don’t despair.

Why not have a go at this week’s competition to win tickets to the Blue Reef Aquarium.

Chip chip for now.