A victory for those who have fallen out of love with the game

CAP: Verity Lush was anxious and embarrassed about going for an intimate MRI scan - but now has to go through it all again!

VERITY LUSH: Oh, the indignity of an x-ray toilet

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It’s not often this corner of the newspaper has a good word to say about the EU – but credit where credit’s due.

There will be rejoicing all over the land at the European ruling which backed Portsmouth landlady, Karen Murphy, in her battle to use foreign (and much cheaper) providers of live Premiership football. The decision may well be over-ruled in the future, but those of us who have fallen out of love with a sport in which average performers earn more in a month than a cancer nurse earns in five years are relishing the moment.

All hail Karen Murphy!