After bikes and sheds, there’s nothing else worth watching

It’s important the parade continues – but safely

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So Le Tour is over for another year and now I have to somehow shift back into a pattern of watching something else of an evening.

I love it when the cycling’s on and I have an hour of sports catch-up every night before bed, secure in the knowledge that I’ll be hearing about tactics, seeing great thighs and having a right laugh at spectators perched precariously and/or dressed hilariously.

Luckily for me Shed Of The Year will entertain me for a week or two (but sadly with no handsome bods to ogle). But then what?

With all the channels that we have these days, I still can’t understand why the programmes that are on them are so blooming dire.

Have I matured, or has television lost itself?