A Christian Poincheval from Gesvres, north-west France, says he has invented some pills that, he claims, will turn the smell of flatulence into chocolate and flowers.
Apparently he came up with the idea after a hearty meal with friends when much food was eaten and even more wind was passed.
And there was me thinking that our cheese-eating friends from across the Channel were meant to be classy.
Sounds more like a drunken cards night with the lads to me.
M Poincheval says his concoction of charcoal and herbal ingredients not only makes your wind smell like roses, but also reduces bloating.
Ah well, at least we won’t need to blame it on the dog any more.