I can’t help it, I actually feel a little bit sorry for Alex Reid.
He’s moping around like a cat who’s had his cream taken away and is in need of a big cuddle.
Being dumped as Katie Price’s second husband in as many years has to hurt, even if Alex has done pretty well out of the relationship.
After all, who knew him before he became her little pet ‘get over Peter and pretend I don’t care’ project?
It’s reportedly a done deal, officially over, although Alex was seen still wearing his wedding ring at a film premiere this week.
But while Katie continues her relentless self-promotion (in celeb world a split can get a lot of column inches), poor Alex is like an abandoned puppy. Is there anybody out there who will take him in?