All these awards knees-ups for rich celebs are just crass

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I’m a believer in credit where it’s due, but as we approach celebrity award season my skin’s crawling.

Megalomaniac movie/TV stars, who’ve already earned millions and had their faces plastered in every nook and cranny from here to Hollywood, want to milk the final few fluid ounces of human decency and adulation from the known world.

Not happy with their own personalised line of dishwasher tablets, they’re surrounded by other adoration-craving individuals who want to have one more knees-up whilst you and I sit in our humble homes and look on wondering if we’ll be able to afford to replace the starter motor on the Mondeo.

It’s crass and I just can’t relate to it.