These are exciting times for gentlemen of a certain age – like your columnist for example.
Apparently, American scientists have come up with yet another way to cure baldness – and this one involves removing fat cells from the stomach and injecting them into the scalp.
This is the ultimate double whammy for follically-challenged, overweight men and it may only be a few years before we are strutting down the High Street ostentatiously running our combs through newly-acquired quiffs.
But I think I’ll stick with what nature has provided.
There’s something enormously liberating about trimming the remaining locks short, ‘styling’ them with a wipe of a bath towel and not spending a fortune on potions and lotions.