Bulls cannot see red and 1 in 4 Brits is set to grow gills

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I got into tweeting in 2012, so here are my favourite people to follow on Twitter.

In first place, @uberfacts. Through this I have learned fascinating stuff such as snails can stay asleep for three years, Paul McCartney’s first name is James and bulls cannot see the colour red.

I also love, at the other end of the spectrum, @futurefibber. Through this ingenious feed, I have chortled about the news from 2033. After years of incessant rain, 1 in 4 Brits had grown gills behind the ears and after years of TV pictures jumping and freezing, 2032 saw the introduction of an incredibly clear new analogue service.

I am sharing this with you in case your resolution for 2013 is to do something new, like tweet. It’s really not as bad as some politicians make it out to be.