Do you think that I’m going to stuff food down my bra?

Cheryl was lucky enough to sit next to 1980s pop star Sinitta, pictured here at a previous event   Picture: PA

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I was in the supermarket the other day doing my weekly shop.

As I reached the checkout, the bright young thing behind the conveyor belt glanced up at me and asked if I’d like a bag.

‘Excuse me?’ I said.

She repeated the question, to which I replied: ‘What do you think? I have £80 worth of groceries here, how on earth do you reckon I’m going to get them home?

‘Put them in my pocket? Stuff them down my bra?

‘Do you really think I want my boobs smelling of ripe camembert?’

She went bright red and stuttered: ‘N-n-n-n-no, of course not,’trying not to giggle.

Supermarket checkout workers, please take notice of what people are purchasing before you ask daft questions!