Don’t look now God – my wife is sunbathing in the back garden

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So there’s been a big furore over in Malaysia about the tourists who posed naked, or semi-naked, on top of Mount Kinabalu.

Apparently the ‘Mountain Spirits’ were so angry about it all they caused an earthquake that killed 13 people.

I find it’s always best to stay on the right side of imaginary beings.

Earlier this year the Easter Bunny overheard my kids saying they didn’t believe in him any more and we’ve had our worst crop of carrots ever this year.

The tour guide wasn’t very happy either was he?

It must have been terrible for him; all those young women with no clothes on.

I dread to think what will happen when God casts his eye over my way and spies the missus sunbathing in the back garden...