I’ve made a delightful discovery in the Syfy channel, featuring made-for-TV movies which are so so utterly terrible they’re brilliant.
Take, for example, Dangerous Descent which was on earlier this week.
It’s about hairy monsters on a ski hill and the makers were so low-budget that I had to rewind the special effects to enjoy their awfulness several times.
Now I’ve discovered that not only does the channel make second-rate horror, it brilliantly also makes mash-ups.
Cast your mind over the possibilities of Sharknado (sharks caught in a tornado) and Arachnoquake (spiders and an earthquake).
I cannot wait to get the popcorn on and witness the carnage.