Get well soon June and start making Nigel’s life hell again

Ewan McGregor  as Renton in Trainspotting - the gender neutral toilets Zella has visited are almost as grubby

ZELLA COMPTON: Men – just aim it in the right direction and we’ll all be happy!

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Ineed to send a big ‘get well soon’ to my biggest fan – June.

She’s mum to my auntie Sharon and for the past few years has been religiously cutting out my columns for me every single week, compiling them in binders as keepsakes for me in the future. It’s something for which I’m eternally grateful.

June had a bit of a turn this week and I think she needs to feel some Gibbsy love. So, here it is June – you’re a strong, confident woman with so many stories to tell, so much strength and so much heart and I for one am so glad to call you family in our big extended pool of what we call ‘family’.

So get back on your feet, give Nigel some hell again and we’ll all feel much better knowing you’re back to your old self! Love ya...