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They say where there’s muck there’s money. And it’s certainly true with celebrity beauty treatment the Bird Poop Facial.

For around £140 a pop you can have nightingale poo rubbed in your face.

Apparently it acts as an exfoliant, bringing out the dirt and dust that builds up in the skin, leaving the customer feeling refreshed.

How do people even get to thinking that bird poo may be good for the skin? It’s certainly not improved the paintwork on my car.

I’m sure these mad treatments are made up to take advantage of celebs with more money than sense.

Think about it. If it was really that good, there’d be a throng of people down on Southsea seafront positioning themselves under the seagulls.