House has been filled with a mix of songs and costumes

Don't worry children, it won't hurt a bit...

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For months I’ve been ferrying my son to and from rehearsals for the Gosport Gangshow, which is being performed this week at the Ferneham Hall in Fareham.

My house has been full of an eclectic mix of songs and costumes, plus moments of panic such as ‘where’s my necker?’, ‘why isn’t my gang show shirt clean?’ and ‘we’re going to be late!’

After all that we’ve been through as the family of an artiste, I can only look forward to seeing the final show.

I’d recommend you all to book tickets, but I haven’t seen the finished production in time for my deadline to make that call.

However, judging by the leprechaun shoes in the kitchen, I can guarantee it will be visually spectacular.