I couldn’t help giggling when I heard about the sheep who ate £4,000 worth of cannabis which had been left in their field.
Seven black bags containing the class B banned substance were dumped at the farm in Surrey.
What must that be like, getting high with absolutely no concept whatsoever of what high is?
Judging by the reports I’ve read about the effects, it must have been very baaaad.
Sorry, I simply had to do that. How could I resist?
I bet one of them tucked in to start with and the others just followed, without any pressure. Sheep are like that, I hear.
So they went from eating actual grass to cannabis ‘grass’.
At least it meant they had a slightly more varied diet.