I can slice fruit with the best, but don’t film me dancing

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I’ve just had my first experience of playing computer games on an Xbox.

I’ve sliced and diced fruit in a ninja-esque manner and, let me tell you, I was awesome (well, not bad).

I’m not really one for gaming – I always have plenty of other things to be doing instead.

But put a few drinks inside me and stick me in someone else’s house away from a good book and it turns out that I could, almost, face off with Jackie Chan (if he were ever to challenge me to a pineapple-slicing competition).

Will I now go out and buy an Xbox?

Hmm, that’s tricky. The kids would probably love it, but I’m still recovering from the shock of the machine videoing me dancing and playing it back to cause me maximum embarrassment.