I’d really love to go on the show, but I’m not a celebrity

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It’s back! The bushtucker trials, the tears and the tantrums.

Yep, who else is excited at the return of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here?

They’ve announced the line-up and I admit it’s a little naff this year.

I think the only two in there that are half-decent are EastEnder Laila Morse and Alfonso Ribeiro – but only because I’m hoping he’ll dish the dirt on what it was like working with Will Smith on Fresh Prince, which has got to be one of the greatest American TV series ever!

I’d love to go on I’m A Celebrity. Apart from the bug-eating trial, which I’d refuse to do on moral grounds – I am a veggie after all – I’d be up for all of it!

There’s just one problem…I’m not a celebrity! Doh!