I hate to see my Superman pants swaying on the line

Ewan McGregor  as Renton in Trainspotting - the gender neutral toilets Zella has visited are almost as grubby

ZELLA COMPTON: Men – just aim it in the right direction and we’ll all be happy!

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I like to think I’m pretty good around the house.

I cook and I clean. Yes, I’m not the tidiest of men, but I will blitz the house every couple of weeks.

I walk the dogs, I cut the lawn, I’ve even offered to iron but apparently I don’t do it properly!

But there’s just one job I simply hate.

When I come home from work and I find a load of washing in the machine, left for me to hang out.

My heart sinks and my blood boils. She knows I hate it.

Badly loaded, the line leans to one side and the washing doesn’t dry properly.

Plus I hate the sight of my pants swaying on the line, especially my Superman ones.