I haven’t got any tickets, so see you in Guildhall Square

STEVE CANAVAN: My condition is a right old pain in the neck

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So I never got any Olympic tickets in the first round (it would probably have helped an awful lot if I had filled in all the right bits on the application). But I was hoping to pick up some last-minute tickets for something event – frankly, anything will do.

Yet I’m finding it hard to navigate my way around the ticket buying website.

My problems stem from the fact that we’re a family of five and you can only buy a maximum of four tickets per event.

Then you have to dig down through many layers to find out that each of those four tickets will cost a bomb.

Luckily I’ve discovered that Guildhall Square in Portsmouth will have a big screen showing the action and that is going to suit the family and me just fine. See you there.