Absolutely loved being a white van man on Sunday.
To get into the role, I had the window down all the time with my arm resting on it, gaining a lovely one-sided tan.
Props included the News of the World and Sport on Sunday on the dashboard, plus McDonald’s wrappers and a few receipts.
The other half was sat next to me, but me and her brother still gave admiring looks to every woman that passed, knowing how appreciative of our attentions they would be in our sooty off-white Transit.
Sarah thought it hilarious how we changed character just because of the vehicle we were driving. I said we’d look bigger prats in a Ferrari and to count her blessings!