I really stood up for the new series of The X Factor and gave it a shot.
For a while there it looked like it was going to be something really quite different.
But then it just flopped in spectacular fashion and I, like many of you, have been left rather disappointed.
My favourite judge was Kelly Rowland, right up until about three weeks ago when she dropped into this whole American over-the-top thing.
Then there’s Gary Barlow who is as bitchy – no, let me re-phrase that – more bitchy than the girls put together.
He speaks so monotone that I want to hit him with a stick to make his voice raise just one decibel.
Tulisa is OK, if not a little dull, and then there’s Louis – what can I say about that? Not a lot really.
Bit disappointed Simon.