I’m going to the shop to buy a DVD with my name on it

Ewan McGregor  as Renton in Trainspotting - the gender neutral toilets Zella has visited are almost as grubby

ZELLA COMPTON: Men – just aim it in the right direction and we’ll all be happy!

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Acouple of months ago I was asked to do the voiceover for OK! magazine’s official Royal Wedding DVD.

It was a fab experience and, coming from a radio broadcasting background, it was really nice to be back in the studio.

So I was delighted when the same production company asked me back this week to do the voiceover for a new biographical DVD on Beyoncé.

It’s going to be available to buy in HMV stores and, although I could probably get a copy sent to me, it will give me great pleasure to walk into a store and buy a DVD with my name on the back of it!

As it may be the only time this happens, I fully intend to enjoy my five minutes of glory.