Flicking through the paper, I ran across the tale of a man from Bulgaria who had the Manchester United club badge tattooed on his forehead.
Now I’ve nothing against tattoos. If done by a good artist, they can look excellent.
But the badge of your favourite football team on your forehead? Really?
He says that people look at him in admiration. Yeah, course they do mate!
I read further on and the word bachelor cropped up. Wow, didn’t see that one coming.
He’s basically resigned himself to a love life that involves a lot of time on the internet or with women absolutely hammered on moody Eastern European vodka made with anti-freeze!