I’m tempted to book Harvey in for a grade one all over

Surely, holding a door open for a member of either sex is just good manners?

LESLEY KEATING: Would you dare hold a door open for a woman?

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Our dog Harvey really has turned into the Dulux dog from the adverts this week.

Now before you think he’s a beautiful Old English sheepdog, let me inform you he is still very much a golden retriever – just.

After spending hours redecorating the kitchen, I went to work. Upon my return, I noticed fur all over my freshly-repainted door.

Then I saw the amount of fresh paint all over the new slate kitchen tiles.

Aaaggh! Harvey had decided to sleep against the fresh wet paint on the door. Then after rubbing up and down the door, he’d decided to sprawl out over the tiles. I’m tempted to call the poodle parlour and ask for a grade one all over as punishment!